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Hitman203
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Anyone else not eat out girls anymore????
#5842672 - 07/10/06 02:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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yea dudes i stopped. it pisses me off cause its always stanky (every girl not just hos) and i dont enjoy it. So now only if she asks and even then half the time i wont lol.
yea whos with me?
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5842679 - 07/10/06 02:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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On your own, dude. Take her somewhere to eat and make the bitch eat some fruit or douche. Some girl's pussy is sweet.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5842686 - 07/10/06 02:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You need some better poon.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5842688 - 07/10/06 02:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Why don't you try some classy bitches or maybe some girls that don't eat junk food?
The only thing i really have to say is this.... and its a joke....
What do peas and pubes have in common? You push them aside and eat the rest........
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Cowgold]
#5842693 - 07/10/06 02:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, I was gonna say, the pussy I eat is pretty nice.
I think you need to choose your women, or 13 year old girls, or boys, or whatever better.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5842757 - 07/10/06 02:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nothing wrong with eating pussy, just make sure she's not on the rag bahahah...aw man one time i got a pube stuck between my teeth, it was gross.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
#5842801 - 07/10/06 03:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yea, healthy, shaven, uninfested pussy shouldn't taste bad, really. Even though pussy juice is technically just vaginal sweat
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
#5842854 - 07/10/06 03:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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How did I know Hitman was going to be the one posting this thread wo/ looking at the author?
Hitman, dude, eat the pussy. It's fucking good munching, yeah, it sometimes can get a bit disgusting, but hey, when they go down on you, Do they tell you that it tastes bad and smells like pee?
I don't think so.
So be nice, eat the pussy and make your gf/one night stand/whore/prostitute/random woman on street happy and munch down!
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5842894 - 07/10/06 03:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I am not. Shaven pussy I could get it all day, I love to hear them moan.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5842904 - 07/10/06 03:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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well said drtyfrnk
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
#5842909 - 07/10/06 03:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thanks Drunken
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5842911 - 07/10/06 03:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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not with u at all...frankly I don't understand how u could not find giving oral sex to be so incredibly hot
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5842913 - 07/10/06 03:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm with you, just check ***No no no, not nice!****-zippoz out first
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Iamthewalrus]
#5842936 - 07/10/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Eating pussy is an art man, you need to understand the pussy before you stick your mouth down there.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5842957 - 07/10/06 03:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: I'm with you, just check **** Link REmoved- Zippoz ??? it says fine my acces is banned oh fine you get it back lol wtf?
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5842960 - 07/10/06 03:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: I'm with you, just check *******linnk removed -zippoz******* out first
Dude I was like what on earth did I do to get banned from otd, how hilarious
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: waterbug]
#5842981 - 07/10/06 03:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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u are banned...u have to click agian to reverse it...this is nothing but a pain in teh ass for mods/admins when ppl like me think they have been banned
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Iamthewalrus]
#5842992 - 07/10/06 03:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha damn i banned myself
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5843016 - 07/10/06 03:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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No girl I have ever went down on has smelled bad. You need cleaner girls.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Terrapin77]
#5843040 - 07/10/06 03:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Terrapin77 said: No girl I have ever went down on has smelled bad. You need cleaner girls.
Judging from what he posts regularly, the clean women may well be out of his league.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Konnrade]
#5843128 - 07/10/06 04:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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We as females go there on you guys and your "stuff" ain't as smooth as punch either but we take pleasure in giving pleasure. It is greedy to except it more than you are willing to give it....If the taste is bad enough that you will deny your women the pleasure of something so great than get off your butt and buy some whip creme or something.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: youngirl]
#5843145 - 07/10/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahaha
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: mikeownow]
#5843155 - 07/10/06 04:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I love my balls getting licked.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: youngirl]
#5843175 - 07/10/06 04:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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well said...getting your partner off is such a loving expression imo
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: despisedicon]
#5843450 - 07/10/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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despisedicon said: I love my balls getting licked.
 
I dont really remember the first time a girl licke my nuts, but ever since I crave it
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: youngirl]
#5843465 - 07/10/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You said it, sister! Lol.
No but honestly, guys, your shit isnt *always* great tasting, especially all you boys who think semen tastes like ambrosia HA! You guys eat w/e you want and shower whenever you want and swear your shit is gold.
And even then most of us just bear it and keep on sucking.
And just like men, it depends on what your lady eats and her hygeine habits. I for one, love my girly bits and take care of them , because its embarrassing as hell to even THINK your pussy is rank. Imagine someone telling you that? How would you feel if your girl went "EWWW UR DICK TASTES YUCKY THERES NO WAY IN HELL IM GOING DOWN THERE" -_-.
Either talk to your girls or buy a flavored dental dam.
Seriously, once you cut eating out of your foreplay regime, your going to realize that slowly... the dick sucking portion will turn mediocre, or non-existant.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: eligal]
#5843476 - 07/10/06 05:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Balls are fun.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Rhysaboveit]
#5843481 - 07/10/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rhysaboveit said: your shit isnt *always* great tasting, especially all you boys who think semen tastes like ambrosia HA! You guys eat w/e you want and shower whenever you want and swear your shit is gold.
My shit is gold baby
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Rhysaboveit]
#5843495 - 07/10/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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well said
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: eligal]
#5843500 - 07/10/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I keep my shit clean, just like a girl or metro sexual. I never never had a girl give bad head, but you can tell if they don't know what they are doing down there. ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! Not enough salvia is kinda uncomfortable but I can tell with it. NO TEETH LADIES!
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Rhysaboveit]
#5843511 - 07/10/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rhysaboveit said: You said it, sister! Lol.
No but honestly, guys, your shit isnt *always* great tasting, especially all you boys who think semen tastes like ambrosia HA! You guys eat w/e you want and shower whenever you want and swear your shit is gold.
And even then most of us just bear it and keep on sucking.
And just like men, it depends on what your lady eats and her hygeine habits. I for one, love my girly bits and take care of them , because its embarrassing as hell to even THINK your pussy is rank. Imagine someone telling you that? How would you feel if your girl went "EWWW UR DICK TASTES YUCKY THERES NO WAY IN HELL IM GOING DOWN THERE" -_-.
Either talk to your girls or buy a flavored dental dam.
Seriously, once you cut eating out of your foreplay regime, your going to realize that slowly... the dick sucking portion will turn mediocre, or non-existant.
so what? im not really a fan of getting blown either. i mean its fun but I would just about always just have straight up sex. As most guys would. Also most girls suck at giving head...
Also girls are into giving BJs from my expeirences...
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: despisedicon]
#5843626 - 07/10/06 06:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I kinda like a little bit.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5843650 - 07/10/06 06:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's fun to blow your load on the chicks face and watch them enjoy it for some odd reason.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
#5843656 - 07/10/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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DOMINATION
If you like doing that, you need to try choking her.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5843668 - 07/10/06 06:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: DOMINATION
If you like doing that, you need to try choking her.
Hahaha maybe i will, man you ARE the king of hardcore.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5843747 - 07/10/06 06:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hitman203 said: so what? im not really a fan of getting blown either. i mean its fun but I would just about always just have straight up sex. As most guys would. Also most girls suck at giving head...
Also girls are into giving BJs from my expeirences...
I think you fail to comprehend the fact that you have no idea what you are talking about.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Konnrade]
#5843844 - 07/10/06 07:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I freakin love eating out women. More often than not, it's her who thinks she might taste bad and is apprehensive about it. You just gotta show her how much you like it and dive right in. And am I the only one who likes it hairy? I'm so bored with the shaved thing, it makes me feel like a pediphile.
Oh, and I highly recomend Kama Sutra Oil of Love. Just drip it on and lick it up!
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5843852 - 07/10/06 07:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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My girlfriend usually quickly rinses it out with some kind of fragrant soap first, just to be courteous.
So I don't have any problem with smell or taste.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: EmperorKuzco]
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EmperorKuzco said: I freakin love eating out women. More often than not, it's her who thinks she might taste bad and is apprehensive about it. You just gotta show her how much you like it and dive right in. And am I the only one who likes it hairy? I'm so bored with the shaved thing, it makes me feel like a pediphile.
Oh, and I highly recomend Kama Sutra Oil of Love. Just drip it on and lick it up!
im not a sex oil kind of guy sorry. And i like shave or trimmed pretty close. never had it any other way actually
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5843869 - 07/10/06 07:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hitman203 said: quite frankly, i'm pretty boring in bed.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: eris]
#5843887 - 07/10/06 07:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yep shaven girls are too juvenile for me...
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5843954 - 07/10/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hitman203 said: im not a sex oil kind of guy sorry.
Once you get serious about sex and really want to blow a girls mind, go to your local sex shop and get the following:
1. Atroglide (I like the strawberry) 2. Furry handcuffs 3. Oil of Love (seriously, it's the best) 4. Chocolate Syrup 5. Blind Fold 6. Ribbed, studded, flavored or textured condoms 7. Massage oil.
Keep this all within arms reach of your bed / backseat / your moms couch, and use your imagination!
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: EmperorKuzco]
#5843981 - 07/10/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Blind fold her and hand cuff her to the bed
take a studded condom
put it on the chocolate syrup bottle
ram it in her ass as hard as you can
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: onicko721]
#5843986 - 07/10/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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OfflineHitman203, not only am I not "with you" on this subject over which you tread so delicately but I'm pretty sure you're my antithesis. Polar opposite. Like antiparticles. If we wind up in the same room we'll both disappear in a puff of logic.
I like sex, don't get me wrong. But giving oral to a girl is a 3:1 favorite.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5844035 - 07/10/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: Blind fold her and hand cuff her to the bed
take a studded condom
put it on the chocolate syrup bottle
ram it in her ass as hard as you can
See Hitman? You gotta use your imagination like Hella!
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5844096 - 07/10/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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...you got to lick it...if you want to stick it...
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: debianlinux]
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Hitman203 said: quite frankly, i'm pretty boring in bed.
boring maybe but i last a hella long time and got a big dick and im hott.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
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Hitman203 said:
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Hitman203 said: quite frankly, i'm pretty boring in bed.
boring maybe but i last a hella long time and got a big dick and im hott.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
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Hitman203 said:
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debianlinux said:
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Hitman203 said: quite frankly, i'm pretty boring in bed.
boring maybe but i last a hella long time and got a big dick and im hott.
Nobody cares how much you think you are hot shit.
Even the people that might care don't beleive you.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5844236 - 07/10/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hitman203 said:
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debianlinux said:
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Hitman203 said: quite frankly, i'm pretty boring in bed.
boring maybe but i last a hella long time and got a big dick and im hott.
Prove it.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: EmperorKuzco]
#5845057 - 07/10/06 11:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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eating pussy is something you ought to do every once in awhile. I used to obsess about the pussy (and eating it), but lately I have stayed away from it except for nights when my G/F needs a jump start
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5845127 - 07/10/06 11:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I never hated it, in fact when I did do it, i did it for a long time, it tasted good to me.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5845167 - 07/10/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd imagine I'm farily unexperienced compared to some people. I've gone down on 2 girls. One of them was pretty hard to please, you had to go at it until your jaw/tongue was sore as shit to make her squirm. The other one was easy as hell to please. Any oral contact and she was squirming all over the place and making insane sounds. Nothing hotter than that, in my opinion.
I have to say, one chick I was with had a pretty gross smelling pussy. It reminded me of BO, and maybe it was. She was a hardcore dancer and workout fiend. All I ever did was finger her... But I can't imagine going down on her after that smell. I'd like to think things down there would have smelled different if she showered before hooking up, but I'll probably never know.
Over all, going down on women, , major turn on.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Gumby]
#5845194 - 07/10/06 11:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I go down on my girl just about every other night... it's a ritual that I've become used to. Every time that i do it for her, she will give me oral also, so I do get something in return for my effort.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: eris]
#5845600 - 07/11/06 02:09 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i love eating my girl out.
it's like an entire meal within itself.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Phoshaman]
#5845617 - 07/11/06 02:17 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, I know what you mean...
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: eris]
#5845656 - 07/11/06 02:33 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've heard that going down on a menstrating woman will give you psychic powers.
...just my 2¢.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Middleman]
#5845660 - 07/11/06 02:35 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jinx said: I've heard that going down on a menstrating woman will give you psychic powers.
...just my 2¢.
I've heard that no.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Middleman]
#5845665 - 07/11/06 02:35 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've done it before...
Where are my powers!!???
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5845698 - 07/11/06 03:02 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hrm ... you need some cleaner bitches. not all of us are stanky down there.
my bf says i'm kinda boring because i don't smell or taste like anything.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5845740 - 07/11/06 03:21 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I personally think it's fun when I'm in the right mood.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: eris]
#5845744 - 07/11/06 03:23 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hopefully i'll get to try it some day.
preferably on some hot lesbian bitch who doesn't have an overpowering smell.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5845747 - 07/11/06 03:25 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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So you have never tried it? 
I've done it more times than I could ever count. It's great usually. 
You have seen pics of my gf I think, she is bisexual, but you aren't coming anywhere near her!
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: eris]
#5845749 - 07/11/06 03:26 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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damnit! why not? i'd totally be gentle!
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5845755 - 07/11/06 03:28 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I guess I would be jealous?
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: eris]
#5845756 - 07/11/06 03:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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you can watch.
i might need help being shown the proper way to do it too.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5845774 - 07/11/06 03:43 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Only watch, no deal unless I am somehow in on the action. I could show you a thing or two possibly.  I've gotten pretty good at it after much practice.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: eris]
#5845782 - 07/11/06 03:46 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5845787 - 07/11/06 03:48 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not to mention I have an abnormally long tongue.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: eris]
#5845791 - 07/11/06 03:50 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i don't ... mine is kinda short. but it's pierced!
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5845793 - 07/11/06 03:51 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I need to get a pic of my tongue tomorrow, I'll post it for you when I do. It's freaky looking.
Way to drunk to bother with it right now...
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: eris]
#5845794 - 07/11/06 03:52 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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nice.
i've got one of mine, you can't tell how long it is, but it's not long anyway.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5845900 - 07/11/06 05:40 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I eat the pussy and i eat the ass.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5845976 - 07/11/06 07:13 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hitman203 said: yea dudes i stopped. it pisses me off cause its always stanky (every girl not just hos) and i dont enjoy it. So now only if she asks and even then half the time i wont lol.
yea whos with me?
dude these are the best times to be eating pussy... I personally have never seen a bush before... all girls are shaved nowadays, at least in my generation...
plus all the good hygiene stuff out there... DUDE imagine eating a girl out in the 1600's... that must have been as nasty as it gets... you would have probably been tasting it for days...it would have been a stank ass bush with no douche, or bidets (those women toilets), deoderant was yet to be invented
I personally have placed my tongue on every part of a womens body.... pussy included, armpits, ass, right down to the tasty toes and I am still alive
If a girl is hot I would lick any part of her body (given i know she dont have an std or anything) but thats just me GRANTED that she must be shower clean with no bits of Toilet Paper on her pussy
Girls turn me on in many ways, like that motley crew song "girls, girls, girls"
you must be eating out some hippiechick lol
Edited by tonyperez420 (07/11/06 07:27 AM)
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: tonyperez420]
#5846173 - 07/11/06 09:05 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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your post cracked me up man that's hilarious!  5 shrooms for you
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5846203 - 07/11/06 09:24 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I thought guys that didn't eat pussy went extinct with women that didnt give head and swallow.
But I guess I'm just a horn ball. I will admit there's few things worse than when a pube gets stuck in the back of your throat. My girl knows to stayed shaved for me if she wants the treatment
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pictureperfect said: your post cracked me up man that's hilarious!  5 shrooms for you
thanks man, I try 
a little FAE and little cleaning here and there and most good looking girls pussy taste excellent man
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: tonyperez420]
#5846398 - 07/11/06 10:47 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wow. This thread really took off. Good Job Hitman
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Rhysaboveit]
#5846420 - 07/11/06 10:54 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wanna lick u from your head to your toes
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Iamthewalrus]
#5846451 - 07/11/06 11:02 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Your legs, your back, your pussy and your crack!
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Scarfmeister]
#5846492 - 07/11/06 11:11 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol nice!
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5846560 - 07/11/06 11:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheMadConductor said: Wow. This thread really took off. Good Job Hitman
word'em up
this is my first time venturing into the pub
with topics like this I may partake in some more coversations
I shall visit more often
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5846688 - 07/11/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: tonyperez420]
#5846917 - 07/11/06 01:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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she must be shower clean with no bits of Toilet Paper on her pussy
Yeeeahh... That's happened before. Had to hold back the vomit that was in the back of my throat. Nasty.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5847167 - 07/11/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You crazy? Eating pussy is one of the finer things in life.
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