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onicko721
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: eris]
#5843887 - 07/10/06 07:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yep shaven girls are too juvenile for me...
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EmperorKuzco
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5843954 - 07/10/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hitman203 said: im not a sex oil kind of guy sorry.
Once you get serious about sex and really want to blow a girls mind, go to your local sex shop and get the following:
1. Atroglide (I like the strawberry) 2. Furry handcuffs 3. Oil of Love (seriously, it's the best) 4. Chocolate Syrup 5. Blind Fold 6. Ribbed, studded, flavored or textured condoms 7. Massage oil.
Keep this all within arms reach of your bed / backseat / your moms couch, and use your imagination!
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: EmperorKuzco]
#5843981 - 07/10/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Blind fold her and hand cuff her to the bed
take a studded condom
put it on the chocolate syrup bottle
ram it in her ass as hard as you can
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splifner180
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: onicko721]
#5843986 - 07/10/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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OfflineHitman203, not only am I not "with you" on this subject over which you tread so delicately but I'm pretty sure you're my antithesis. Polar opposite. Like antiparticles. If we wind up in the same room we'll both disappear in a puff of logic.
I like sex, don't get me wrong. But giving oral to a girl is a 3:1 favorite.
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EmperorKuzco
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5844035 - 07/10/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: Blind fold her and hand cuff her to the bed
take a studded condom
put it on the chocolate syrup bottle
ram it in her ass as hard as you can
See Hitman? You gotta use your imagination like Hella!
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gema
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5844096 - 07/10/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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...you got to lick it...if you want to stick it...
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Hitman203
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: debianlinux]
#5844127 - 07/10/06 08:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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debianlinux said:
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Hitman203 said: quite frankly, i'm pretty boring in bed.
boring maybe but i last a hella long time and got a big dick and im hott.
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5844134 - 07/10/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hitman203 said:
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debianlinux said:
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Hitman203 said: quite frankly, i'm pretty boring in bed.
boring maybe but i last a hella long time and got a big dick and im hott.
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Konnrade
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5844173 - 07/10/06 08:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hitman203 said:
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debianlinux said:
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Hitman203 said: quite frankly, i'm pretty boring in bed.
boring maybe but i last a hella long time and got a big dick and im hott.
Nobody cares how much you think you are hot shit.
Even the people that might care don't beleive you.
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EmperorKuzco
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5844236 - 07/10/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hitman203 said:
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debianlinux said:
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Hitman203 said: quite frankly, i'm pretty boring in bed.
boring maybe but i last a hella long time and got a big dick and im hott.
Prove it.
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StanleyPain
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: EmperorKuzco]
#5845057 - 07/10/06 11:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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eating pussy is something you ought to do every once in awhile. I used to obsess about the pussy (and eating it), but lately I have stayed away from it except for nights when my G/F needs a jump start
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Skunk420


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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5845127 - 07/10/06 11:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I never hated it, in fact when I did do it, i did it for a long time, it tasted good to me.
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Gumby
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5845167 - 07/10/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd imagine I'm farily unexperienced compared to some people. I've gone down on 2 girls. One of them was pretty hard to please, you had to go at it until your jaw/tongue was sore as shit to make her squirm. The other one was easy as hell to please. Any oral contact and she was squirming all over the place and making insane sounds. Nothing hotter than that, in my opinion.
I have to say, one chick I was with had a pretty gross smelling pussy. It reminded me of BO, and maybe it was. She was a hardcore dancer and workout fiend. All I ever did was finger her... But I can't imagine going down on her after that smell. I'd like to think things down there would have smelled different if she showered before hooking up, but I'll probably never know.
Over all, going down on women, , major turn on.
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eris
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Gumby]
#5845194 - 07/10/06 11:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I go down on my girl just about every other night... it's a ritual that I've become used to. Every time that i do it for her, she will give me oral also, so I do get something in return for my effort.
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Phoshaman
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: eris]
#5845600 - 07/11/06 02:09 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i love eating my girl out.
it's like an entire meal within itself.
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eris
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Phoshaman]
#5845617 - 07/11/06 02:17 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, I know what you mean...
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Middleman

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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: eris]
#5845656 - 07/11/06 02:33 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've heard that going down on a menstrating woman will give you psychic powers.
...just my 2¢.
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Phoshaman
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Middleman]
#5845660 - 07/11/06 02:35 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jinx said: I've heard that going down on a menstrating woman will give you psychic powers.
...just my 2¢.
I've heard that no.
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eris
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Middleman]
#5845665 - 07/11/06 02:35 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've done it before...
Where are my powers!!???
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: Anyone else not eat out girls anymore???? [Re: Hitman203]
#5845698 - 07/11/06 03:02 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hrm ... you need some cleaner bitches. not all of us are stanky down there.
my bf says i'm kinda boring because i don't smell or taste like anything.
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