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Atheist
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What would happen if......
#5841096 - 07/10/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I went in front of my police station and sat on the bench with a vase that looked like this
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/r/R/ashcroft_bong.jpg
except taller and thicker inside out glass 
I bought one today for 20 bucks I'm gonna have it drilled, it'll be the fattest bong ever 
would I get in trouble? i wont be stoned or have anything on me at all
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DNKYD
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Re: What would happen if...... [Re: Atheist]
#5841099 - 07/10/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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As long as there is no illegal resins inside of it you'll be fine. It'll get you a lot of dirty looks from pigs, but nothing big.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: What would happen if...... [Re: Atheist]
#5841103 - 07/10/06 12:42 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You wouldn't get in trouble, however they'd probably get a major hard on for you, especially if you're living in a small town.
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Atheist
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Re: What would happen if...... [Re: DNKYD]
#5841104 - 07/10/06 12:42 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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thats what i thought
technically they cant do anything if i'm not bothering anyone
could i light a lighter and fake hit it?
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DNKYD
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Re: What would happen if...... [Re: Atheist]
#5841117 - 07/10/06 12:48 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You're pushing it.
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PinballWizard
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Re: What would happen if...... [Re: Atheist]
#5841161 - 07/10/06 01:06 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Someone used to have a link in their sig for the "Liberty Bong Project," which called for the use of tobacco bongs in public places.
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PinballWizard
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: What would happen if...... [Re: Atheist]
#5841172 - 07/10/06 01:09 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Why would you even do that? So people can walk by and think "What the fuck is that guy doing with a vase, and why is acting like he's smoking out of it?"
Good plan.
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Re: What would happen if...... [Re: Atheist]
#5841210 - 07/10/06 01:21 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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They wouldn't arrest you for paraphernalia or anything, but they'd arrest you on grounds of general stupidity. Some kind of Darwinism law, I think.
I'm out. nite everybody.
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Re: What would happen if...... [Re: Cowgold]
#5841299 - 07/10/06 02:20 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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just put some flavored tobacco in it and smoke it with some friends.
Make sure you have no illegal resin in it and make sure you have nothing on you.
Edited by chaospilot (07/10/06 02:21 AM)
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Organic
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Re: What would happen if...... [Re: Atheist]
#5841398 - 07/10/06 04:21 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've seen charges like "Suspiscion of being under the influence of marijuana"
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Re: What would happen if...... [Re: Organic]
#5841410 - 07/10/06 04:39 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Im not really sure why you'd want to do this, but if you're gonna try and make the pigs think you're getting high outside the station then why dont you do it properly and snort some caffiene powder from a ziploc bag? Heck, you might as well take a piece of rubber tube and a syringe full of wiskey out with you and pretend to strap off right there and then!
Dont forget to use a spoon and lighter first though or they'll never fall for it
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Boom
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Re: What would happen if...... [Re: Atheist]
#5841469 - 07/10/06 05:41 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's just stupid
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ChromeCrow
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Re: What would happen if...... [Re: Boom]
#5841500 - 07/10/06 06:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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would actually be cool. have someone hiding with a digi video cam, maybe wire yourself up for sound
start a new underground candid camera
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Cowgold
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Re: What would happen if...... [Re: ChromeCrow]
#5841548 - 07/10/06 06:38 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
ChromeCrow said: would actually be cool. have someone hiding with a digi video cam, maybe wire yourself up for sound
start a new underground candid camera
Call it... "Jackass Returns"
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