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LNC
    #5837162 - 07/08/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

why not?

my shrooms are contamed i found out today.
i figure some people here need an lnc so here ya go!

how was all yours days


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Re: LNC [Re: AA2277]
    #5837167 - 07/08/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Twas good. Bought groceries and studied for a math test all day. Now I'm smoking and drinking a beer and listening to some music.


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Re: LNC [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5837180 - 07/08/06 10:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Im outta weed and need money. Maybe I should find a job....


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Re: LNC [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5837182 - 07/08/06 10:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

here we go

way to go AA!!!

im drunk and tired but still able to type

whats everybody up to?


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Re: LNC [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5837183 - 07/08/06 10:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I start my new job on Monday. Woot woot!


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Re: LNC [Re: despisedicon]
    #5837185 - 07/08/06 10:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

way to go to me?

anyone have any advice? im losing my virginity tomorrow.


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Re: LNC [Re: AA2277]
    #5837206 - 07/08/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

dude not be nervous its not rocket science whether you are new or fucking a champ at fucking she will love the hard cock in her pussy

i swear


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Re: LNC [Re: despisedicon]
    #5837216 - 07/08/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

im afraid about:

1. size
2. time
3. getting her pregnant


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Re: LNC [Re: AA2277]
    #5837221 - 07/08/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Rub one out befor you go on the date/ where ever your going. You will last longer.


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Re: LNC [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5837227 - 07/08/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

date? im not dating her, im just going over there, then going to work.


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Re: LNC [Re: AA2277]
    #5837235 - 07/08/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

It's just a drive-by fuck then?


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Re: LNC [Re: AA2277]
    #5837243 - 07/08/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

AA2277 said:
im afraid about:

1. size
2. time
3. getting her pregnant





1. Women can get off by rubbing their clit and most of their nerve endings are within 2-3inches inside the vag. Unless you're hung like a thumb, you'll do fine.

2. Don't drink too much.

3. Wrap it before you tap it.


Sex is a head game...both heads. Use the bigger one less when engaged in the actual act. Make sure to touch every part of her body, for both your sakes.


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Re: LNC [Re: shroomanic]
    #5837247 - 07/08/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

yea i guess.
i didnt even know it was happening till yesterday,

i plan on getting really drunk, but i wonder how good of an idea that is.

i really want to drink a 5er (dxm, 888mg polisterex) right b4 hand, so i can be on the comeup right when its over


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Re: LNC [Re: AA2277]
    #5837275 - 07/08/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

AA2277 said:
i really want to drink a 5er (dxm, 888mg polisterex) right b4 hand, so i can be on the comeup right when its over




Then you can barf all over her.

You said you're going to work afterwards...So you'd be on 888mg of dex, drunk and going to work.


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Re: LNC [Re: shroomanic]
    #5837282 - 07/08/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:laugh: nah ive got a good stomach.

ill just get a glove, go over there, and chill for a while. maybe drink a beer or tow, both of us, just to make it better


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Re: LNC [Re: AA2277]
    #5837293 - 07/08/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

So you're not going to work then?


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Re: LNC [Re: shroomanic]
    #5837296 - 07/08/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

of course i am...its just taking care of kids.

ever since that whole kid that got dosed incident i dont like to go to work sober.


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Re: LNC [Re: AA2277]
    #5837298 - 07/08/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Hey guys, I've mostly been hanging out and watching tv all day.. been kind of laid back and boring.


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Re: LNC [Re: eris]
    #5837307 - 07/08/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

same here Eris, I read a lot of your posts you know your shit man. Spread that knowledge to ICON.


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Re: LNC [Re: eris]
    #5837308 - 07/08/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Kid got dosed? lol. I wish my daycare was like that.

By the way your avatar is awesome. Katamari games are teh rulerzzz.


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