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OldWoodSpecter
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your first sexual experience
#5834897 - 07/08/06 12:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't mean the first time you had sex, but the first time you felt some kind of libido
I just remembered some of my earliest such experiences. It's silly really
I was cleaning my attic today and was sorting some of the picturebooks from my childhood. I remember all of them, and I saw this picture book about that story of the wolf and the 3 piggs, you know the one where the wolf tries to blow their house away.
Well anyway, the piggs didn't ware pants in thos pictures, and you know how pigs in drawings have their color of skin similar to humans, so I remembered how this must have been the first time I felt sexual feelings. I remember, I was fascinated by their naked butts, and wanted to take off my clothes too. Being naked was so sexy I think I was like 3 years old back then, though I didn't get an erection till I was maybe 5, but that was the birth of my libido
what's your story?
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Ah, Princess Leia in the metal bikini. Typical, you may say, or even unoriginal. But it's the truth. I believe I was around 3 years old as well, and her all saucy and getting licked was enough to jumpstart the ol' libido.
Y'know, also around the age of three I got naked with pigs in mind. I was just striving to emulate them, though, it wasn't a sexual thing I just thought they were cool. So I stripped and rolled around in a big mud puddle until a family member saw me and yanked me out of there and took me home for a bath. Man, I hated baths back then... Wierd-ass thread, man.
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I was 3 years old, and my mom took me into the ladies changeroom at the local pool. I saw this women undressing, and I remember commenting to my mom that she was really pretty. I was awestruck. A naked women! I really liked looking at her butt apparently. My mom remembers this day very clearly, because I went to touch it and she had to grab my had before I could. Ahhhh....
Then there was little red riding hood. I remember reading the book wondering what was up her dress. I tried to angle the book so I could see, but nothing worked. Oh well
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Re: your first sexual experience [Re: Quoiyaien]
#5835048 - 07/08/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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It must be the butt then. It seems the first sexual fetish is the ass, must be that "anal phase" that some psychologist has been talking about.
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Hmmmm...let's see here. I used to mess around with the girls in the neighborhood when I was somewhere around three or four. We never quite figured out how it worked, but we tried out every possibility we could think up.
I really can't remember a time without a libido.
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Dudes piggies?? Lol
My earliest was i think in the kindergarden, there was a girl and our sexual chemistry was really deep. I remember we sat together very often on my lap and got a bit kinky
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Re: your first sexual experience [Re: Jalruza]
#5835332 - 07/08/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL, that's just my luck
I though everyone's first arousal was piggies, I guess it's just me, damn
I wish I could remember my first case of masturbation. I mean I never heard from anyone that if you do it you get an orgasm, so I can't figure out how I discovered orgasm. I can't remember.
It's like when you think about how people discovered how to make fire..
I try going back to my first memories of masturbation, and I can't figure it out.
Before discovering masturbation, I remember my main sexual fetish was getting naked. I used to love the feel of a blanked on my naked body, that was like around 4-5. I guess my first case of masturbation came from rubbing myself on things while being naked, but that's only speculation, because I have no memory of that. Though I do admit that I did do that later, but that was before my body made sperm. Later when It started making sperm I couldn't get away with that, because I left a mess, so I had to learn to do it the less fun way: the usual right-hand rule.
Imagine that: masturbation without sperm, perfectly clean, you can screw carpets, pillows, whatever and everything is clean lol
I really hate sperm (exept for being a lubricant, but you can always use ketchup).
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Guys, I have always been really embarrassed about this but...
Remember that scene in Wayne's World where Garth is talking about how the first thing that turned him on was when Bugs Bunny put on lipstick and acted like a female bunny? He said he thought it was really hot.
That was my first time too.
Also, I used to have this fantasy that Jane Jetson hid behind by TV and sometimes I would go back there when my mom wasn't looking and do something to Jane that seemed somehow sexy (I had no idea about sex of course).
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Re: your first sexual experience [Re: MXNR]
#5836151 - 07/08/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Imagine that: masturbation without sperm, perfectly clean, you can screw carpets, pillows, whatever and everything is clean lol
you don't need to ejaculte to reach an orgasam.
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3yo, i had a nightly affair humpin' my teddy bear n' thinking about the sexy scenes in TV Shows like General Hospital .. mom was single mother of two and paying back grad school loans, so i just watched whatever i chose to... and if it was not meant for children then i'd be just that much more exponentially enthused about it.... when i was a teen visiting my pops he always found a way to worm a story about himself visiting one evening and checkin' in on me while i was sleeping to find me screwing the bear and i'd holler "get outa here! get outa here!" he'd mock in this mousey voice... so he did as i asked and went to tell my mom and she just rolled her eyes and said "like father like son"..... always denied it to the end red in the face, but remembered it quite vividly... have other memories of fantasies as well... lots of being a sexually spoiled sultan prince.... kindah crazy tyrant fantasies.... was insanely enthralled with nude illustrations in mythology books around the age of 6.... that's about all i remember.
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Sometime between three and six, I remember buttfucking my bestfriend, at the time, behind some bushes in my front yard....  He moved away when I was young, and I haven't seen him since. I bet that kid is like omg a total fag now.
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MushmanTheManic said: Sometime between three and six, I remember buttfucking my bestfriend, at the time, behind some bushes in my front yard....  He moved away when I was young, and I haven't seen him since. I bet that kid is like omg a total fag now.
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Re: your first sexual experience [Re: fireworks_god]
#5838173 - 07/09/06 09:56 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you were in on the prepubescent homosexual experience as well...why aren't YOU an "omg like total fag" now?
I can't remember a time where I WASN'T masturbating. I probably started around the age of 6, and was pretty much sexually attracted to anything that moved. Apparently, according to my doctors, this was an early sign of what grew to be a medically recognized case of nymphomania.
From what I hear, it's odd for a female to be masturbating at all before her teenage years.
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Re: your first sexual experience [Re: Lily_Morgan]
#5838200 - 07/09/06 10:06 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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No disrespect intended, but that is a load of crap.
Genital stimulation begins in-utero, and continues throughout the life of healthy primates.
Nymphomania is an outdated, non-medical term coined by repressive male psychoanalysts and medical doctors. Even the APA ceased to recognize it as a legitimate disorder. (Though long after Kinsey defined it as "someone who has sex more often than you do." )
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Evolving views of nymphomania were reflected in the successive editions of the American Psychiatric Association's official guide to madness, the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.
Nymphomania was listed as a "sexual deviation" in the first DSM, published in 1951; by DSM-III (1980) it had become a "psychosexual disorder," albeit a vaguely defined one.
Sensing the winds of change, or maybe just having watched a few talk shows, the editors of DSM-III-R (revised third edition, 1987) dropped nymphomania and its equally quaint male counterpart, Don Juanism, and replaced them with "distress about a pattern of repeated sexual conquests or other forms of nonparaphilic [nondeviant] sexual addiction."
In DSM-IV (1994) even sexual addiction was abandoned, perhaps because the non-gender-specific nature of the term laid bare the speciousness of the whole project: If men as well as women can be sex addicts, and if many male victims (Bill Clinton, Joe Namath) are successful, admired, and largely unrepentant, it seems stupid to characterize as an illness what a lot of people would consider an accomplishment.
When, exactly, did your "doctors" diagnose you as having nymphomania? You may want to do some research into this on your own before you accept their bogus claims about your sexuality.
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I remember masturbating when i was pretty young, but i didn't associate it at all with sex or females. It just felt good. I was probably around 11 or 12 when i started associating my libido with females. BUt then again i didn't even learn about sex until i was 14.
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when i was very young and had a babysitter she'd bathe me and stuff. i remember that i always wanted to see her naked...i mean shit, she got to see me naked .
some time later my friend introduced me to his parent's copy of the kama sutra and some other sex book. those books were my fav thing to look at next to the national geographic native woman issues...
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Re: your first sexual experience [Re: TODAY]
#5839010 - 07/09/06 02:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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"mainly from cartoons etc thought, i use to analyse how to draw them and hoarded images i made. probably how i got into art..?lol" -- SoulCircus
Hell yeah, man. I learned to draw lifelike pictures by teaching myself how to draw ladies in various states of undress as a young'un, and hoarded the images I produced in a similar manner, from the sounds of it. As for the earliest memories of masturbation, I would hump my pillows as I drew. What strikes me as odd was that I would have some sort of proto-orgasm when I engaged in these activities for so many years before I became err... fully-functional, shall we say? Whether these memories are of my very first experiences with self-gratification or just the first I can recall, I really couldn't say. I suspect they're of the very first incidences, though...
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Re: your first sexual experience [Re: Panoramix]
#5839141 - 07/09/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sometime between three and six, I remember buttfucking my bestfriend, at the time, behind some bushes in my front yard.... He moved away when I was young, and I haven't seen him since. I bet that kid is like omg a total fag now.
Well I guess you excused or exempt from the homosexual tagging for being so young, nah, if you learned it that young then I still give no respects, born degeneration due to revolutional role reversals, I explored that young, but I didn't pick another boy to be experiementing on, I doubt that being that young, your fucking him straight up the ass, I guess gays are smart too, kid learning straight butt ram at that age is straight genius, In a way your mom had to be proud, but if I was your dad, I'd whoop your hide black n blue
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Re: your first sexual experience [Re: capliberty]
#5839174 - 07/09/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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capliberty said: In a way your mom had to be proud, but if I was your dad, I'd whoop your hide black n blue
Yeah, whipping a young boy's butt over and over, you're not a pedo homo, right. 

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Re: your first sexual experience [Re: Lily_Morgan]
#5839335 - 07/09/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Welcome to the Shroomery! 
If you were in on the prepubescent homosexual experience as well...why aren't YOU an "omg like total fag" now?
Well gee... there were no ladies around. It was probably just a childhood case of contingent inversion, in Freudian terms. I don't think I've ever touched another man's penis nor do I find men particularly attractive. Besides, anytime I use "omg like" or its converse "like omg" in a post, it means I'm being less than serious.
It definitely would interest me to know if that buggerfuckee presently considers himself a homosexual or not.
Edited by MushmanTheManic (07/09/06 04:20 PM)
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