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OfflineKonnrade
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I've accepted Tom Cruise as my personal savior.
    #5834083 - 07/08/06 01:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Well, no, not really...

but that's a funny phrase to hear, now isn't it? :lol:

Crazy bastard... when Xenu was handing out thetans, he must have given cruise a truckload of insane ones.


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Re: I've accepted Tom Cruise as my personal savior. [Re: Konnrade]
    #5834091 - 07/08/06 01:31 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

It's not real funny, no. Tom Cruise has long since been considered not funny. Booo!


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Re: I've accepted Tom Cruise as my personal savior. [Re: blissedout]
    #5834257 - 07/08/06 02:54 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Tom Cruise is gonna be sorry he was ever a Scientologist, because when he gets to heaven, Jesus is gonna be ready with a box of rubbers and some Astroglide. Hoooo boy.


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Re: I've accepted Tom Cruise as my personal savior. [Re: FalseAlternative]
    #5834318 - 07/08/06 04:04 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Jesus whips out some loob and slams Tom Cruises butthole for 5 days straight, using tantric breathing to prevent orgasm.

God: "PWNT!!!1"


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Re: I've accepted Tom Cruise as my personal savior. [Re: Konnrade]
    #5834342 - 07/08/06 04:26 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I think he fed his baby to a water buffalo to appease the Church


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