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Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer?
    #5832318 - 07/07/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Hypothetically speaking would it be possible to train a monkey or ape to smoke weed? if so how about out of a bong?
this would be pretty damn cool.


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #5832352 - 07/07/06 03:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

sounds cool


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: goobler]
    #5832356 - 07/07/06 03:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

yes


Edited by Flop Johnson (07/07/06 03:57 PM)


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #5832365 - 07/07/06 03:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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MoeRon said:
well youre too late because im calling you a retard first... retard.





flaming?

in the pub???


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: goobler]
    #5832369 - 07/07/06 03:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:ninja:


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: goobler]
    #5832370 - 07/07/06 03:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

you started it. by overtly calling me one first. ha.


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #5832375 - 07/07/06 03:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

what the hell you talking about?


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: goobler]
    #5832382 - 07/07/06 03:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

eek, srry i just realized i responded on the wrong thread. nono you are not a retard.


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #5832390 - 07/07/06 03:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Would be cool if you had a big supply of weed. A big waste of weed in my opinion if you didnt have much.


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #5832410 - 07/07/06 04:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

way to go.


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #5832458 - 07/07/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Why would you give a monkey marijuana? They're pretty simple animals, would you give a 6 year old weed?

I doubt they'd understand what was even happening to them.


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5832479 - 07/07/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

makes no sense to me either really :shrug:


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: array]
    #5832501 - 07/07/06 04:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

MoeRon, who's that in your avatar?


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #5832554 - 07/07/06 04:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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eek, srry i just realized i responded on the wrong thread. nono you are not a retard.




That's just funny


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: Konnrade]
    #5832580 - 07/07/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:yesnod:


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #5832981 - 07/07/06 06:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Why couldn't you?


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5833254 - 07/07/06 08:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

whatever, monkeys would be really cool stoned, and pot never hurt anyone. insult my ideas all you like. youll all be begging to hang out with my pot smoking orangutan when i have one and you dont!


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5833268 - 07/07/06 08:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Why would you give a monkey marijuana? They're pretty simple animals, would you give a 6 year old weed?

I doubt they'd understand what was even happening to them.




same reason you would give a dog or any other animal some smoke?

i dont think understanding has really anything to do with enjoying


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: bobjones]
    #5833715 - 07/07/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Hey, if someone taught Bush how to smoke weed, than anything's possible.


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: FalseAlternative]
    #5833878 - 07/08/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Animals don't have the same type of mind as ours, they don't know what's going on and they can get really scared.

Plain and simple, it's animal cruelity.


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: bobjones]
    #5833899 - 07/08/06 12:15 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

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Why would you give a monkey marijuana? They're pretty simple animals, would you give a 6 year old weed?

I doubt they'd understand what was even happening to them.




same reason you would give a dog or any other animal some smoke?

i don't think understanding has really anything to do with enjoying



very true. And Primate brains are far more complex then dogs/cats. They're have been cases of them getting addicted and self administering tranquilizers... so I don't see it being far fetched that one might enjoy a J.


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: Toddo]
    #5833907 - 07/08/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

If the monkey wants to destroy his life with Devil Grass, and spend all day lying around doing nothing than let him. Its his life. Besides, he'll just get arrested and wind up in jail sooner or later.


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Re: Teaching Monkeys To Smoke Reefer? [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5833941 - 07/08/06 12:32 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Dude if a cat can learn to get high so can a monkey

I was smoking and my cat walked up to me all curious so I blew a hit at him. He coughed and walked away, then turned around and put his head up again and this time inhaled the smoke on purpose
He repedated this several times then went hunting invisible mice, then ate a bunch of cat food and went to bed. He loves to get high.


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