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Children's songs with sexual undertones..
    #5828247 - 07/06/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

OK I'm i the only one who ever noticed that allot of the kids songs we grew up with, and now are passed on to the kids of today have some of the greatest sexual undertones ever.. I'll give you an example..

I bought my six year old daughter a children's time song CD, and the song I'm a little teapot was on it.. This song is kind of filthy if you think about it.. Here are the words..

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!

I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can change my handle to my spout Just tip me over and pour me out..



Now tell me that song isn't about oral sex.. :lol: 

Anybody else got any kids songs they ever heard that made them think, ummmmmm?


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Re: Children's songs with sexual undertones.. [Re: MrSinister]
    #5828267 - 07/06/06 04:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Hm...that is kind of suggestive now that I think about it.


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Re: Children's songs with sexual undertones.. [Re: MrSinister]
    #5828277 - 07/06/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Damn, did stemmer really say that?


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Re: Children's songs with sexual undertones.. [Re: MrSinister]
    #5828280 - 07/06/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Its a little bit of a stretch, but I can see it...


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Re: Children's songs with sexual undertones.. [Re: absolute zero]
    #5828303 - 07/06/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Can be any children's song, or Rhyme... They are out there.. Here is another that makes me wonder...

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth without any bread,
Then whipped them all soundly
And put them to bed.



OK what we have here is a sex addicted child abuser getting knocked up for the government check...  :grin:

Thats what i am looking for..


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Re: Children's songs with sexual undertones.. [Re: MrSinister]
    #5828315 - 07/06/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Barney was a pedophile.

There. I said it.


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Re: Children's songs with sexual undertones.. [Re: MrSinister]
    #5828330 - 07/06/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Georgy porgy pudding and pie kissed the girls and made them cry...
and when the boys came out to play... he kissed them too 'cause he was gay

sorry I don't know how it's supposed to go but there is deff. a sexual harassment suit on Georgy


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Re: Children's songs with sexual undertones.. [Re: MrSinister]
    #5828333 - 07/06/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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ANI[ TUESDAY, MARCH 02, 2004 05:34:46 PM ]

LONDON: Britain's most popular nursery rhymes, recited by generations of parents to their children, are heaving with references to bed-hopping royals and teenage sex, according to a book on the origins of 24 playground ditties.

While Jack and Jill may seem inoffensive enough in their attempt to fetch water, they are in fact preoccupied with losing their virginity, says Chris Roberts, a social historian who has traced the adult stories behind the nursery rhymes. Jill possibly becomes pregnant and there are regrets later.

"The interesting bit is that, having successfully 'lost his crown', it's Jack who runs off rapidly probably to tell his mates what happened," Roberts, 37, author of Heavy Words Lightly Thrown, was quoted as saying by the Telegraph .

The rhyme "Goosey, goosey gander, where do you wander? Upstairs and downstairs and in my lady's chamber" can be read as alluding to the spread of venereal disease known as "goose bumps" because of the swelling.

It also tackles a row between Henry VIII and the Catholic Church, which owned the land upon which brothels were operating and profited hugely.

Roberts, a librarian at East London University, said his book came out of research he undertook for a series of walking tours around London.

While people already know that Ring a Ring o' Roses refers to the rash displayed by sufferers at the time of the Great Plague, it is well known for Oranges and Lemons, a guide to the City of London, doubles as a lewd wedding song, the report quoted him as saying.

The line "here comes a candle to light you to bed", for example, is an apparent reference to the bride tempting her new bridegroom, while "here comes a chopper to chop off your head" alludes to the woman losing her virginity, or "maiden head".




So that's what Jack and Jill were up to on that fucking hill. :grin:


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Re: Children's songs with sexual undertones.. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5828359 - 07/06/06 04:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub
the butcher, the baker, the candle stick maker...

seriously though most nursery rhymes aren't about what you thought as a kid


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Re: Children's songs with sexual undertones.. [Re: CosmicFool]
    #5828369 - 07/06/06 04:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yea, i am happy people spotted that in the Goose rhymes...

Alot of them were about dark sinister things happing in the English royality, and political syestem... They would be masked as childrens rymes to keep the reformists out of jail..

Mary Mary Quite Contrary: origin
Nursery Rhyme Origins & History

The origins are steeped in history... Bloody Mary!
The Mary alluded to in this traditional English nursery rhyme is reputed to be Mary Tudor, or Bloody Mary, who was the daughter of King Henry VIII. Queen Mary was a staunch Catholic and the garden referred to is an allusion to graveyards which were increasing in size with those who dared to continue to adhere to the Protestant faith - Protestant martyrs.

Instruments of Torture!
The silver bells and cockle shells referred to in the Nursery Rhyme were colloquialisms for instruments of torture. The 'silver bells' were thumbscrews which crushed of the thumb between two hard surfaces by the tightening a screw. The 'cockleshells' were believed to be instruments of torture which were attached to the genitals!

The " Maids" or Maiden was the original guillotine!
The 'maids' were a device to behead people called the Maiden. Beheading a victim was fraught with problems. It could take up to 11 blows to actually sever the head, the victim often resisted and had to be chased around the scaffold. Margaret Pole (1473 - 1541), Countess of Salisbury did not go willingly to her death and had to be chased and hacked at by the Executioner. These problems led to the invention of a mechanical instrument (now known as the guillotine) called the Maiden - shortened to Maids in the Mary Mary Nursery Rhyme. The Maiden had long been in use in England before Lord Morton, regent of Scotland during the minority of James VI, had a copy constructed from the Maiden which had been used in Halifax in Yorkshire. Ironically, Lord Morton fell from favour and was the first to experience the Maiden in Scotland!

Executions!
Another form of execution during Mary's reign was being burnt at the stake - a terrible punishment much used during the Spanish Inquisition. The English hated the Spanish and dreaded the idea of an English Inquisition. The executions during the reign of Bloody Mary were therefore viewed with a greater fear of the Spanish than the executions themselves - it is interesting to note that executions during her reign totalled less than 300 an insignificant amount compared to the executions ordered by her father King Henry VIII which are believed to have numbered tens of thousands! We recommend the following site for more facts and information about Bloody Mary


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Re: Children's songs with sexual undertones.. [Re: MrSinister]
    #5828811 - 07/06/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I realize it's the original Wrigley's Spearment Gum jingle and not a nursery rhyme but...

take a snif
pull it out
the taste is gonna hit you
when you pop it in your mouuuuuth!


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Re: Children's songs with sexual undertones.. [Re: splifner180]
    #5829060 - 07/06/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

splifner180 said:
I realize it's the original Wrigley's Spearment Gum jingle and not a nursery rhyme but...

take a snif
pull it out
the taste is gonna hit you
when you pop it in your mouuuuuth!


splif





That's killer..  :thumbup:  I forgot about that add..


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Re: Children's songs with sexual undertones.. [Re: MrSinister]
    #5829083 - 07/06/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

was wondering where you were. haven't seen you around in a couple days.


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Re: Children's songs with sexual undertones.. [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5829520 - 07/06/06 09:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I went out of town for the 4th of July.. Me and a few others hit the great what can we see for four days of vacation tour..  Three amusement parks, two concerts later, i am finally home..  :smirk:


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