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OfflineviaTOLL
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I was arrested
    #5827601 - 07/06/06 01:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I was recently released from a three day illegal detention in this country's penal system. Upon my release, I found that all my equipment and specimens had been confiscated. The equipment I can replace. The specimens I cannot. PM me or email me any ...information... you have that can help me out. It would be greatly appreciated. I'll barter for any ...information... you can send. All offers for ...information... will be considered. In case you're stupid, let me be explicit I want ...information... on SPORES. SPOREPRINTS, my friends. SYRINGES, sure.

FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT:
I had a nice setup in an abandoned building growing various azurescens and cyanescens strains in four 20gal aquariums. I had been producing for about four months. By process of elimination, I have determined that either the electricity I had been pirating or some accursed turn of fate gave me away. Consider this: the building was entered soley through the maze of steam tunnels that connect its basement to nearby buildings. The network stretches for blocks. So no stake out could have implicated me. I'm assuming that some pig stumbled upon my farm or someone noticed the power usage discrepancy. Something like that.
Well, one day I go in for a harvest and a bunch of lardballs arrest me IN the steam tunnels. That's an important detail mind you. The morons arrested me IN the steam tunnels. They said trespassing, under suspicion of burglary, etc. They arrest me, fingerprint me, and hold me in a cell. No phone call. No meals. None of that good constitutional stuff we're all supposed to have. The official charge was breaking and entering. That got thrown out... I hadn't broken into anything. I was lost in the steam tunnels, brothers. So they jailed me for three days for nothing. One of those "in the wrong place at the wrong time" deals. Hey, and don't forget no apologies, reparations, or any sort of compensation for all that heartache and starvation I was put through. I had to walk home...... the cunts!
As I am a careful chap, not a single fingerprint was lifted from my babies and no evidence existed connecting me to them. The boogers never mentioned them. Lo and behold, I check today and all my shit is gone! As if it all evaporated, my handiwork is no more.
Yeah we all hate cops...
Who thinks cops should....
You may choose many


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InvisibleNoetical
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Re: if this one doesn't post I'm going to hack this fucking site [Re: viaTOLL]
    #5827606 - 07/06/06 01:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

STAL


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OfflineAA2277
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Re: if this one doesn't post I'm going to hack this fucking site [Re: Noetical]
    #5827614 - 07/06/06 01:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

you could BUY a syringe?


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Re: if this one doesn't post I'm going to hack this fucking site [Re: viaTOLL]
    #5827616 - 07/06/06 01:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Um. What?


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Offlinewhatever123
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Re: if this one doesn't post I'm going to hack this fucking site [Re: Gumby]
    #5827634 - 07/06/06 01:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I like how he seemed to try to avoid saying he wanted syringes and prints and such(which are legal. especially since he never specified the variety he was after), but he had no problem telling the story of his cultivating azur. and cyan.
awkwardness..


but yea, being the wise cultivator you are, I am sure you are familiar with the many companies here that sell prints and syringes.


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OfflineOrganic
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Re: I was arrested [Re: viaTOLL]
    #5827641 - 07/06/06 01:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Good luck finding anyone to risk their ass on a guy with one post.


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Offlineabsolute zero
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Re: I was arrested [Re: viaTOLL]
    #5827647 - 07/06/06 01:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Not trying to be mean, but you got off pretty much unscathed...

Yes, it sucks that your grow got busted, yes it sucks that you had to sit in a cell for a few days...

If you want to pursue this legally, speak with a lawyer....

My consolation to you is that you WERE tresspassing, you were stealing electricity, and you were cultivating controlled substances (i'm assuming with intention of distributing)... You could have been looking at years in jail/prison... none of which happened...


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Re: I was arrested [Re: viaTOLL]
    #5827652 - 07/06/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

You're crazy. Maybe you shouldn't be running around growing mushrooms in abandoned steam tunnels like some kind of crazy mushroom super-villan.


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Re: I was arrested [Re: absolute zero]
    #5827663 - 07/06/06 01:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

absolute_zero said:
Not trying to be mean, but you got off pretty much unscathed...

Yes, it sucks that your grow got busted, yes it sucks that you had to sit in a cell for a few days...

If you want to pursue this legally, speak with a lawyer....

My consolation to you is that you WERE tresspassing, you were stealing electricity, and you were cultivating controlled substances (i'm assuming with intention of distributing)... You could have been looking at years in jail/prison... none of which happened...




Good call. Yeah cops are stupid, that's a good thing. Consider doing a grow in your own living space. And support the sponsors!


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Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
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Re: I was arrested [Re: viaTOLL]
    #5827666 - 07/06/06 01:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

viaTOLL said:
No meals.




That sucks.


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OfflineDreamer987
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Re: I was arrested [Re: viaTOLL]
    #5827673 - 07/06/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Wait, Wait, let us get this straight.

you were growing in some shady underground tunnels. Publicly accessible tunnels, that any bum, cop, or random person in your neighborhood could access?

You didn't get busted for cultivating, but cops were waiting down there for you, and got you for trespassing?

You are hinting that after being arrested, and nearly busted for cultivation.
(azures in a steam tunnel? is that very likely?) that you want some Spores?
Dude, you can buy spores.

Your post doesn't make a whole lot of since.


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Re: I was arrested [Re: viaTOLL]
    #5827676 - 07/06/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

dude they didnt catch you growing "you knew nothing about the operation." You were just spelunking in the tunnels for fun. Think about it for a secound, and im sure, that first post was just some weird coincidence like single bullets and the WTC 7 collapsing do to fire.


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Offlinewhatever123
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Re: I was arrested [Re: downlowfunk]
    #5827691 - 07/06/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

downlowfunk said:
single bullets and the WTC 7 collapsing do to fire.




???

Yea, the one post thing really doesn't help. If you admit to cultivating psilocybin mushrooms, then wouldn't supplying you with psilocybin mushroom spores be illegal for us to do(Sorta like accepting shit that you have reason to believe is stolen. The fact that you have a good idea that it involves something illegal makes it illegal)? Combine that with the way you vicously attack cops in your post despite how lucky you were in the scheme of things and add that to the fact that this is your only post....sorry, I have NO reason to trust you, and I am sure that at this point few others do.


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OfflineIamthewalrus
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Re: I was arrested [Re: viaTOLL]
    #5827740 - 07/06/06 01:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

ya wtf are u complaining about...no food for a couple days? so what!!!! you got off so fuckin lucky if your story is true and u WERE guilty of the crime so don't act so damn innocent...I wonder if u could still get busted for this considering u said u only got trespassing before...probably not a good idea to be posting about it(unless its long since past) why even risk it?


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OfflineMicrocosmatrix
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Re: I was arrested [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5827765 - 07/06/06 01:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, he basically just confessed to the crime. I hope he regged that puppet account and posted from the library at least.


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Offlinewhatever123
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Re: I was arrested [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5827773 - 07/06/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Microcosmatrix said:
Yeah, he basically just confessed to the crime. I hope he regged that puppet account and posted from the library at least.




Of course he did. He's clearly an expert.


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there should be a 3 month waiting period between registration and posting. :wink:


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OfflineIamthewalrus
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Re: I was arrested [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5827803 - 07/06/06 01:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

it dosen't even matter..he has details on the crime that only he could have or one of the arresting police officers...they don't have to trace it


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Re: I was arrested [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5827851 - 07/06/06 02:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah they would. Because they have to prove it was really him posting that for it to be admissable in court. Burden of proof and all..

However, they would know that he did it by reading that, which obviously isn't good.  :wink:


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Re: I was arrested [Re: whatever123]
    #5827874 - 07/06/06 02:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

whatever123 said:
Quote:

downlowfunk said:
single bullets and the WTC 7 collapsing do to fire.




???




The single bullet theory and the world trade center 7 building being seemingly imploded.

I feel like I'm an idiot interpreter.


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Re: I was arrested [Re: viaTOLL]
    #5827883 - 07/06/06 02:33 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

viaTOLL said:
In case you're stupid, let me be explicit I want ...




Yeah we are the stupid ones??? Let me be explicit - you are the *** ***

no flames pls


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