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Patent for Profit
#5826803 - 07/06/06 07:24 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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why the world should be discontinued
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A toy gas-fired missile and launcher assembly whose missile is composed of a soft head and a tail extending therefrom formed by a piston. The piston is telescoped into the barrel of a launcher having a closed end on which is mounted an electrically-activated ignitor, the air space between the end of the piston and the closed end of the barrel defining a combustion chamber. Joined to the barrel and communicating with the chamber therein is a gas intake tube having a normally-closed inlet valve. To operate the assembly, the operator places the inlet tube with its valve open adjacent his anal region from which a colonic gas is discharged. The piston is then withdrawn to a degree producing a negative pressure to inhale the gas into the combustion chamber to intermix with the air therein to create a combustible mixture. The ignitor is then activated to explode the mixture in the chamber and fire the missile into space.
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Re: Patent for Profit [Re: blink]
#5826812 - 07/06/06 07:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Beats the hell out of my lung-blowtorch.
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Re: Patent for Profit [Re: blink]
#5826849 - 07/06/06 07:49 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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and NASA has problems reaching Mars
this guy made it to Uranus
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Re: Patent for Profit [Re: goobler]
#5826856 - 07/06/06 07:52 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Its an american patent.
America should be discontinued.
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Re: Patent for Profit [Re: Todcasil]
#5826900 - 07/06/06 08:13 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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A recreational activity practiced by some individuals is ignition of one's own flatus. This is performed by using a lit match or candle, or a cigarette lighter. So widespread is this activity that there are web sites on the Internet devoted exclusively to explaining proper lighting techniques.
There's a real sick part of me that wants to google that.
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A major drawback of this popular practice is that it usually involves the hazardous coupling of fire, combustible gases and inebriated participants. Reports of serious burns to body parts are not uncommon, this being especially true when the participants remove their clothing.
Anybody remember that Beavis and Butthead episode?
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Re: Patent for Profit [Re: blink]
#5827059 - 07/06/06 09:40 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hehe 
yeah, hatta linked me up to that patent one day...
I like how they managed to describe the product without using the phrase "fart into tube and set on fire"
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absolute_zero said: I like how they managed to describe the product without using the phrase "fart into tube and set on fire"
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Re: Patent for Profit [Re: blink]
#5827255 - 07/06/06 11:09 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Genius! Pure, unadulterated genius!
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EmperorKuzco said:
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A recreational activity practiced by some individuals is ignition of one's own flatus. This is performed by using a lit match or candle, or a cigarette lighter. So widespread is this activity that there are web sites on the Internet devoted exclusively to explaining proper lighting techniques.
There's a real sick part of me that wants to google that.
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A major drawback of this popular practice is that it usually involves the hazardous coupling of fire, combustible gases and inebriated participants. Reports of serious burns to body parts are not uncommon, this being especially true when the participants remove their clothing.
Anybody remember that Beavis and Butthead episode?
and Southpark: bigger, longer, and uncut. I burned my asshairs trying to do that, once. Dude, you are not the only one wanting to google that.
possible slogan: The Flaming Fart; it's got fun coming out the ass!
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DNKYD
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whatever123 said: possible slogan: The Flaming Fart; it's got fun coming out the ass!
I like: "The Flaming Fart; It's a gas!"
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Re: Patent for Profit [Re: DNKYD]
#5827307 - 07/06/06 11:24 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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blink
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the fact they intergrated this cannon with a piston and a purpose built inlet built for the ASS, to me, is....
i'm really speachless
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Re: Patent for Profit [Re: blink]
#5827522 - 07/06/06 12:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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$50 says it's just a joke from someone who could afford to patent a joke.
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Re: Patent for Profit [Re: Konnrade]
#5827578 - 07/06/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You may be on to something. Probably just a bunch of patent lawyers sitting around at the bar, drunk off their asses, thinking of bullshit things to patent.
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Re: Patent for Profit *DELETED* [Re: DNKYD]
#5827619 - 07/06/06 01:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Post deleted by blinkidiotReason for deletion: Im sorry
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Re: Patent for Profit [Re: Konnrade]
#5828134 - 07/06/06 03:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Konnrade said: $50 says it's just a joke from someone who could afford to patent a joke.
I'm pretty sure its a joke too.
Click on "Images" in the link above the abstract and you'll be able to view their technical drawings. Also, you can read more about their invention...its pretty funny...and informative
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Re: Patent for Profit [Re: blink]
#5828148 - 07/06/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hm...intriguing.
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Re: Patent for Profit [Re: blink]
#5828156 - 07/06/06 03:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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blinkidiot said: let's make a shroomery patent.
"I propose a site where there are significantly more men than women and new women members will be mercilessly sexually harrassed."
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