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My incredible invention!!
    #5825052 - 07/05/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

OK, so here is the device that is going to change your life.

Imagine a long steel pipe with a removable screen chamber in the middle of it. Fill this chamber with weed. Now just to the right of the chamber, put a flame that extends into the tube somehow. At the far right, attach a tank of nitrous oxide. Turn on the gas, spark the ignition source, and inhale from the left end! Voila! A fraction of the N2O will decompose into N2 and O2, aiding combustion, and the rest will be inhaled unchanged into your lungs along with a ridiculously high concentration of pot smoke (pun intended.)

Somebody build one.


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: some1whoisntme]
    #5825062 - 07/05/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I think I'd prefer a steamroller that had nitrous and oxygen piped into it separately at some point after the weed but before the mouthpeice.


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: Konnrade]
    #5825066 - 07/05/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Pansy!


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: some1whoisntme]
    #5825070 - 07/05/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:blush:


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: Konnrade]
    #5825117 - 07/05/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I agree then you get spun while waiting to get spun.... good invention


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: dot_com_unist]
    #5825144 - 07/05/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Exactly! You get high on nitrous, then by the time that's done you are stoned! Tada!


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: dot_com_unist]
    #5825156 - 07/05/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Um, or you'd get a lungfull of fire when the nitrous turned the whole deal into a blowtorch.


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: EmperorKuzco]
    #5825165 - 07/05/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Silence, Non-Believer!


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: EmperorKuzco]
    #5825170 - 07/05/06 08:16 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Um, or you'd get a lungfull of fire when the nitrous turned the whole deal into a blowtorch.




Actually, to my understanding, n2o doesn't combust as easily as you make it sound...

Try taking a balloon (yes this is wasteful) and hold a lighter under it (disclaimer: if it really does blow up, i take no responsibility)


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: EmperorKuzco]
    #5825181 - 07/05/06 08:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Um,  or you'd get a lungfull of fire when the nitrous turned the whole deal into a blowtorch.



Ah mannn, but there's nothing like exhaling a cloud of lung ash.  :shocked:


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: FalseAlternative]
    #5825183 - 07/05/06 08:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I hate it when that happens.


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: buckwheat]
    #5825195 - 07/05/06 08:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

N2O simply decomposes in heat. It does not combust. It would make the weed burn better but wouldn't make it into a blowtorch.


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: some1whoisntme]
    #5825205 - 07/05/06 08:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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N2O simply decomposes in heat. It does not combust. It would make the weed burn better but wouldn't make it into a blowtorch.




That's what I meant to say...


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: absolute zero]
    #5825235 - 07/05/06 08:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah I was agreeing with you


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: absolute zero]
    #5825241 - 07/05/06 08:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I don't actually know what it would do,  but the first thing I imagined was a blue flame shooting out the end.  Don't let my nay saying stop you though.  If it's any good I'll buy one :wink:


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: EmperorKuzco]
    #5825244 - 07/05/06 08:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Um, or you'd get a lungfull of fire when the nitrous turned the whole deal into a blowtorch.




Perhaps if you were also spraying fuel into it... but otherwise that wouldn't happen.

Contrary to what the retards who made The Fast and the Furious might have you beleive, nitrous oxide is neither explosive nor flammable.


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: some1whoisntme]
    #5825248 - 07/05/06 08:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

my friends had a gas mask once which we rigged an old steamroller onto, then later we saw this little nozzle, just like the ones on whip cream dispensers.

Mask full of weed and nitrous... most people threw up or started freaking out because they couldnt breath right... so we stopped using it.


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: some1whoisntme]
    #5825279 - 07/05/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Nitrous oxide is a rocket fuel oxidiser. You will get fast hot combustion of the weed and traces of the higher nitrogen oxides which are highly toxic.

So umm.. dream your pipe dream about another pipe :wink:

What would work is if you make the nitrous enter the tube BEHIND the weed so that it doesnt contact the combustion area, which is fed by the air in front.


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: Asante]
    #5826807 - 07/06/06 07:25 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Well, seriously, it made sense to me last night.


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Re: My incredible invention!! [Re: some1whoisntme]
    #5827152 - 07/06/06 10:32 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hahaha


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