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A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot
#5824366 - 07/05/06 04:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Randal: "Hey Robot!" Onemorerobot: "Who's this?" Randal: "It's Randal from the Shroomery!" Onemorerobot: *Annoyed sigh* "Oh...what do you want?" Randal: "I have a four day weekend coming up. Would it be cool if I came up to New York City and hung out with you?" Onemorerobot: *Silence* "I have other stuff going on." Randal: "Oh...well it would be cool to hang out with you." Onemorerobot: *Very loud annoyed sigh* "Dude! I have other stuff going on." Randal: "Oh...I'm sorry to bother you. I just thought it would be cool to hang with you." Onemorerobot: "Yeah yeah." Randal: *sob* "Why do you do this to me?" *sob* Onemorerobot: "...anyway I've got to go." Randal: *sob* "Bye. I hope we can hang out sometime." *sob* Onemorerobot: *click*
Edited by RandalFlagg (07/05/06 05:02 PM)
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5824372 - 07/05/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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you have to offer to piss on his couch, then you're in like Flinn
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: goobler]
#5824386 - 07/05/06 05:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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goobler said: you have to offer to piss on his couch, then you're in like Flinn
He didn't even give me a chance to do that.
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5824387 - 07/05/06 05:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: Randal: "Hey Robot!" Onemorerobot: "Who's this?" Randal: "It's Randal from the Shroomery!" Onemorerobot: *Annoyed sigh* "Oh...what do you want?" Randal: "I have a four day weekend coming up. Would it be cool if I came up to New York City and hung out with you?" Onemorerobot: *Silence* "I have other stuff going on." Randal: "Oh...well it would be cool to hang out with you." Onemorerobot: *Very loud annoyed sigh* "Dude! I have other stuff going on." Randal: "Oh...I'm sorry to bother you. I just thought it would be cool to hang with you." Onemorerobot: "Yeah yeah." Randal: *sob* "Why do you do this to me?" *sob* Onemorerobot: "...anyway I've got to go." Randal: *sob* "Bye. I hope we can hang out sometime." *sob Onemorerobot: *click*
OBJECTION! That is not a true transcript, where are my profuse apologies and expressions of heartfelt regret?!
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5824395 - 07/05/06 05:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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oh come on...we all know you're a heartless bitch
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5824398 - 07/05/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Monster.
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5824401 - 07/05/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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EXACTLY!
MEN!
BAH!
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: goobler]
#5824404 - 07/05/06 05:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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!
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zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: ZippoZ]
#5824413 - 07/05/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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you read my mind
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5824421 - 07/05/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: OBJECTION! That is not a true transcript, where are my profuse apologies and expressions of heartfelt regret?!
You only give me those after you hit me.
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: goobler]
#5824428 - 07/05/06 05:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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This thread is pretty gay. We need more Randal wigger threads.
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#5824432 - 07/05/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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it only got gay one post ago
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5824440 - 07/05/06 05:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: OBJECTION! That is not a true transcript, where are my profuse apologies and expressions of heartfelt regret?!
You only give me those after you hit me.
god damn im glad youre back randal :})
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#5824455 - 07/05/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: goobler]
#5824497 - 07/05/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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goobler said: it only got gay one post ago

I love you too man. Want to exchange nood pics?
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#5824499 - 07/05/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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you mean you didnt get mine?
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: goobler]
#5824505 - 07/05/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wait.....what?
No! I didn't, resend them.
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#5824531 - 07/05/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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PM sent....dont disappoint me
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: goobler]
#5824542 - 07/05/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wow, you've put on weight. Want to cyber while I stream you Barry White and sounds of my toilet overflowing?
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#5824552 - 07/05/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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and THIS is the line you must use on her
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: goobler]
#5824558 - 07/05/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not to gloat or anything, but I must admit I've made some good posts today....that wasn't one of them, but I have.
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#5824567 - 07/05/06 05:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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the toilet part is the clincher
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5825268 - 07/05/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Randal: *sob* "Bye. I hope we can hang out sometime." *sob Onemorerobot: *click*
I think calling OMR an SOB doesnt help things..
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: goobler]
#5825290 - 07/05/06 08:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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goobler said: the toilet part is the clincher
That sentence makes me want to crimp one off.
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: Asante]
#5825388 - 07/05/06 09:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
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Randal: *sob* "Bye. I hope we can hang out sometime." *sob Onemorerobot: *click*
I think calling OMR an SOB doesnt help things..
Haha, you crack me up, Wiccan.
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5825988 - 07/05/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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d00d. i'm in teh new york city right now. until sunday, actually.
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5826006 - 07/06/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Drama in the pub, OMG please,,,
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5827080 - 07/06/06 09:53 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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This doesn't sound anything like Robot! He must just really dislike you Last time I called him, we were on the phone for 45 minutes talking about baseball. And then we ended the conversation - actually the onversation ended with him saying how much he hated you! 
I'm kidding obviously. But seriously Randal, next time that happens, just come visit Boston instead
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: Liz]
#5827120 - 07/06/06 10:12 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'll come visit boston.....
you got a back door to your house?
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: goobler]
#5827168 - 07/06/06 10:37 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think there are a total of 6-7 doors into the house.
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Re: A recent telephone conversation with OneMoreRobot [Re: Liz]
#5827219 - 07/06/06 10:56 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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cool, I'm your back door man then... just give me a jingle when ol' suffers out of the house
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