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AZrooj
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Accuracy of swab drug test.
#5823208 - 07/05/06 11:20 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tomorrow im going in to take a drug test for a place I started working at....Only problem is how accurate are the swab tests, considering i smoked this morning?
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: AZrooj]
#5823222 - 07/05/06 11:24 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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you're fucked...
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: Jim]
#5823228 - 07/05/06 11:25 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wash dat mouff
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: AZrooj]
#5823229 - 07/05/06 11:26 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You're definitely fucked. I think a safe period of non-smoking for an oral swab is a week or so.
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AZrooj
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: rod]
#5823606 - 07/05/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Was notified today.
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: AZrooj]
#5823618 - 07/05/06 01:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Make up an excuse....Dead Rich Aunt, you will be in Prague for 7 days.
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is it an independant company doing the testing off site? or is it in house at the place of employment.
beacuse if its just an off site test where your only going to see the doctor, and never see him again, send a friend to do it
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AZrooj
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: ZippoZ]
#5823638 - 07/05/06 01:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think i do it on site. Am i fucked or is their anything i can do? Drink lots of water? anything?....
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: AZrooj]
#5823655 - 07/05/06 01:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Drink something more acidic, make sure it covers every inch of your mouth, its gonna be shitty for your dental health.
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AZrooj
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5823736 - 07/05/06 02:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just going to chug water and workout today. Just sit and hope i pass i suppose.
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: AZrooj]
#5823864 - 07/05/06 02:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Altoids.
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: DNKYD]
#5823879 - 07/05/06 02:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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if you fail say it was because you were making out with a drugged out hooker right before the test, and that it was her that was smoking the weed.
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: ZippoZ]
#5824022 - 07/05/06 03:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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No, your going about this the wrong way. The ONLY thing drinking water will do is dilute your urine, which doesnt do anything since its a mouth swab test.
This is what I would do if I had to take a Saliva test. 1) Stay away from MJ for at least 24 to 48 hours. 72 hours is the best. 2) The day of the test you should clean your mouth big time, brush, gargle, and floss. 3) You should take Altoid Mints up to test time. They might ask you about mint intake, say "NO". 4) Wait to get the notice from your new employer on start time. 5) If they fail to call within 7 days, call them.
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AZrooj
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5824137 - 07/05/06 03:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Man this blows having a fat bag of hydro purple in my closet....so close.....need to smoke......bahhhhh......I got the altoids on hand, mouths clean. It will be about 24 hours when i take the test, so ill just have to see. If i fail...well no.......Should i suck up all my spit before she swabs me also?
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: AZrooj]
#5824268 - 07/05/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wouldn't worry about it.
I smoked some of the best blueberry weed on a Wed and took a swab test the next Fri and was OK.
Just brush your teeth good and use Listerine right before you take the test.
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: niteowl]
#5824287 - 07/05/06 04:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not sure if your fucked, I took a swab drug test the day after smoking the night before and passed. Those swab tests are easy
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: Turn]
#5824417 - 07/05/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thanks for all the replies everyone.:) Made me a little less nervous.
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: AZrooj]
#5824456 - 07/05/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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if it was me i would try to dehydrate the hell out of my body. why? so you get MAD cotton mouth so when they swab you they don't get anything.
i also would drink LOTS of vodka why?? because thc is souble in that. so it should get washed down. but you have to make sure the alcohol don't show up too thow.
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Re: Accuracy of swab drug test. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#5824459 - 07/05/06 05:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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ok i got it i got it, take a can of butane and make some honey oil by inhaleing the whole can. well of course don't do that thow.
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