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    #5823079 - 07/05/06 10:47 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Are fucking awesome!

So for the 4th I went with my black friend to his family's house.  There were about 50 people there, I was one of three white people there.  :smile:

They had four 8 foot folding tables CRAMMED with food by the time we arrived and had 4 grills going throughout the night.  They had everything.  Pork chops, ribs, hamburgers, hotdogs, brats, deviled eggs, gumbo, 5 different egg salads, rolls, shrimp and more I can't remember right now.  And the alcohol, it was everywhere.  Anything you could think of, it was there pretty much.  I brought a 12 pack of Sunshine Wheat bottles and it was gone within 10 minutes of arriving.  I had one.  :smile:  They also had fat cigars just being passed out at every turn.  I think I still have a few in my pants pockets.

I was sitting there talking to a few of them when one guy sat down at the table and said let's play spades.  I had never played it so I said I'll just watch for a few.  They all looked at me and said "Nah uh, yo get yo ass in thar and play."  So I join in and I had this husband and wife coaching team on the opposite sides of me, both leaning all over me looking at my cards, telling me what I should play.  All the while I'm downing beers and inhaling cigar smoke from myself and 5 others, while being lambasted by shitty rap music coming out of a speaker that was blown 20 minutes earlier.  :grin:

I had such a great fucking time and they sent me home with 3 plates of food piled high.  I probably have about 50 bucks worth of meat. 

Great 4th of July. 

How was everyone else's?


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Re: Black People [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5823099 - 07/05/06 10:51 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

man i got fucking wasted and did a whole bunch of fire works made some explosives had a fucking blast lost one of my shoes down at the river for a bit but found it later went back to my buddies house and tried to fuck on one of my homegirls it didnt work so i passed the fuck out woke up and had the shits :laugh:


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Re: Black People [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5823101 - 07/05/06 10:51 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Got an HJ in the back of a pick-up truck.


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Re: Black People [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5823122 - 07/05/06 10:56 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

By a girl?  :smirk:


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Re: Black People [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5823131 - 07/05/06 10:58 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Black People [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5823135 - 07/05/06 11:00 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I had my birthday party and got fucking TRASHED. I told some cops and firemen to fuck off.

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Re: Black People [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5823161 - 07/05/06 11:07 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Last time I checked she was.


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Re: Black People [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5823166 - 07/05/06 11:09 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Was that last time last night?


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Re: Black People [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5823186 - 07/05/06 11:14 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

You bet it was. Fireworks on the beach  :wink:


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Re: Black People [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5823203 - 07/05/06 11:19 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

How were they? The fireworks I saw were fucking pathetic!!!


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Re: Black People [Re: Silversoul]
    #5823217 - 07/05/06 11:23 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

That sounds like a blast, that sounds like a perfect 4th of july. great food great people. Lots of each= great 4th of july.

I had a blast, not with as many food and people but they were each great so it was wonderful. I Hung out with OMR and his girlfriend and some other friends on her roof. I guess it was the last time we would be able to see it from there since she's moving. But she has the best view of the Macy's Fireworks. we loaded up on beers, lime tequilla jello shots and cupcakes Lucy made (which were absolutely fantastic) and got as high as we could before the fireworks started. Then half an hour of OOO's and AAA's at how great the show was. I LOVE fireworks.


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Re: Black People [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5823219 - 07/05/06 11:23 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Ours were great, every year the city calls in people to set off explosion after explosion, and then everyone else in town goes and grabs their own personal show at the indian reservation, and we just light up the whole beach, its great.


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Re: Black People [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5823247 - 07/05/06 11:30 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i did mushrooms at a lazer show
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Re: Black People [Re: zSDMF]
    #5823265 - 07/05/06 11:36 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

oooo how was it? what kinda lazer show? was there music playing? The first time i took mushrooms i went to a Tool Lazer Show in Boston, it was fantastic.


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Re: Black People [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5823268 - 07/05/06 11:38 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Ours were great, every year the city calls in people to set off explosion after explosion, and then everyone else in town goes and grabs their own personal show at the indian reservation, and we just light up the whole beach, its great.




yea that's pretty much what happened in the city except it was all done on rooftops.

That's another great thing, seing other people on top of their roofs. it's like the city is elevated 5-10 stories for that evening


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Re: Black People [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5823290 - 07/05/06 11:44 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

did you use the loafer line?


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Re: Black People [Re: goobler]
    #5823430 - 07/05/06 12:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Hahahaha, no.  I was actually very nervous when I first got there cuz this humongous black guy walks up to me and does his best "I'm black and I'm huge and I'm going to intimidate this honkey" stare down.  But then he busted up laughing and handed me a brat, which was probably the best brat I've ever had. 

I felt like I was in Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.  They had this one guy with American Flag toothpicks laced throughout his afro.  It was hilarious.  Black people are really just goof-balls who talk in indecipherable English.  I freqently had to have them translate themselves, they found it hilarious. 

Then this one huge breasted chick tried walking around the backyard with a beer between her tits, well, the tits were show huge that they flopped around like rubber flapjacks and she spilled beer all over herself while everyone was rolling with laughter.

:lol:


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Re: Black People [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5823475 - 07/05/06 12:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

so, did you get and sweet sweet brown shuga?


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Re: Black People [Re: goobler]
    #5823531 - 07/05/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

No I did not.  :grin:


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Re: Black People [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5823535 - 07/05/06 12:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Sounds like fun man. I've partied with many different races (my first college was 52% minority). I like partying with Indian/Pakistani people. Asians are fun too. There really isn't much of a difference between races, other than how they talk and their beliefs. Humans are humans.


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Re: Black People [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5823597 - 07/05/06 01:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I blew chunks all over my buds bathroom. 2 hours of sleep and late to work.


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Re: Black People [Re: Gumby]
    #5823757 - 07/05/06 02:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

You folks haven't known fun and good food until you get invited to a Hawaiian cookout.... every cut of pork you could think of..... fish fish and more fishes, steaks & burgers, pinapple & mangoes, tako, poke, sticky rice and patoato-macaronie salad. Usually in a beach park next to other families doing the same thing :-)


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Re: Black People [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #5824125 - 07/05/06 03:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I spent my fourth of july (2 years ago) with my cousins hawaiian family on their beach.

One of them went spearfishing and caught a bunch of fish, I didn't eat any, fish is too... fishy.


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Re: Black People [Re: Silversoul]
    #5825016 - 07/05/06 07:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)



That is such a cool website Silversoul, I don't think most people will get it :thumbup:


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