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OfflineJalruza
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How can I travel to Australia, cheaply?
    #5815460 - 07/03/06 10:48 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quickly one more post before dinner...



http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...rue#Post5814435
That asswipe robbed me of 300 quid, now i might not have enough money to go to Australia...


Going from UK I am supposed to be there in a few weeks time and i have something like ... lets see, i have around 400 pounds. And one way flights cost 700 pounds this time of year.

What can i do? If it wasnt for beurocracy, borders and visas i could maybe even hitch there!

I could hitch from one end of Australia to another pertty easily.  I never hitchiked in UK and Europe before, donno what it would be like, never seen anyone hitch hike in UK, i heard but never seen... same in Europe. Once i get to Middle East and Asia, again if it wasn't for VISAS i could save money and travel on public transport very cheeply over there, and once i get to Asia i could get a flight for maybe 300 US bucks from there ... or catch a boat if it doesnt take too long to get to AU.





Other than that i might sneak in thro landing gear in 747 and hide in baggage compartment  :tongue:


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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5815479 - 07/03/06 10:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Here's what you'll need:

-Around the same amount of money it would take to fly to Australia
-A wooden shipping crate
-Some pillows
-Some bottles of water
-Some empty bottles
-A crowbar

Here's the plan: Don't eat for 3 or so days. Maybe take some laxatives, get all that crap out before your trip. Drill a few holes in the crate. Line the crate with pillows. Place your bottles in the crate. Calculate shipping of your body weight to Australia, pay shipping. Print a shipping label for Australia, attach to crate. Get in the crate. Have a friend nail it shut. Have said friend drive the crate to the post office. Once you're on your way, drink the water in the bottles. You'll die after 3 days without water. Piss in the empty bottles. Once in Australia, use the crowbar to pry open the crate. Enjoy Australia.

You're gonna have to figure out how to get home.

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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? *DELETED* [Re: Gumby]
    #5815489 - 07/03/06 11:00 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: rod]
    #5815502 - 07/03/06 11:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Swim

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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: Gumby]
    #5815509 - 07/03/06 11:06 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:

-Around the same amount of money it would take to fly to Australia





if i had that why not fly economy class?

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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5815514 - 07/03/06 11:08 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

TheMadConductor said:
Swim





Now i know the asswiper who ruins everyones posts by posting with his signature


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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5815580 - 07/03/06 11:28 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Watch it our I'll give your location up to the rascals.

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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5815918 - 07/03/06 01:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The universe is kind to me today.

I just got a call from my agent. I need to pay him 1000 Australian dollars but now he says i can go ahead and pay only 500. So i saved 220 pounds! Not bad. If only can recover at least some money from those filthy assholes back in london...


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:

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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5818973 - 07/04/06 06:41 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Well, i just tried to increase my credit limit, and it didnt go as far as i hoped. My current limit is 700 and i wanted to get 1400, they gave me 1100. And now im 300 pounds short of my flight ticket - exactly how much those london house share asswipers owe me..

Im gonna come back to their house and theres gonna be a scene


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:

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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5819959 - 07/04/06 01:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

MY HAND DOESNT MOVE TO MY KEYBOARD TO TYPE LETTER TO MY OZ DEALER SAYING IM NOT COMING!

ANd i am going to tell him everything!! That i came to shroomery and asked for help and didnt get any!


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:

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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5820900 - 07/04/06 05:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Jalruza said:


I could hitch from one end of Australia to another pertty easily.




This is why dead tourists are sometimes found in remote desert locations, you have no idea.


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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: Hanky]
    #5820983 - 07/04/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

man why the fuck would you want to come to australia
this country fucks itself up the butthole

go to bali or something they have cheap drugs there and it's a cheap rip off of other cool beaches around the world. only catch is u'll get blown up.

you get what u pay for i suppose

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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: indica]
    #5820989 - 07/04/06 06:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I met an english guy once who was planning to hitch hike from perth to melbourne, on his map it showed the nullabour plain in green so he presumed it was all forest.


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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5820995 - 07/04/06 06:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

swim

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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5821025 - 07/04/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ya i heard of a dude who actually managed to hitchhike across AUS... by freak chance he survived it.

be warned of aboriginals.... they stop at nothing to take ur petrol and cigarettes. they don't care about food or water, they just want smokes, drugs or petrol and booze.

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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: indica]
    #5821348 - 07/04/06 08:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've had this crazy fantasy of hitching a ride on a freighter and spending 3 months bumming around Australia. I live on the US west coast, so I assume there are some ships that stop there. Trouble is I have no idea where to start looking for a ship and I don't really want to go hang out at the docks with my backpack, holding a sign that says "Australia or bust." Oh well, maybe someday.


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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: EmperorKuzco]
    #5821365 - 07/04/06 08:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

nah man trainriding round australia would be fucking gay
although the US sounds like a good place to do it, plenty of cool little stops along the way

australia is like 96& desert and shit

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Re: How can I travel to Australia, cheaply? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5822519 - 07/05/06 02:58 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

if you can come up with another 100,i'll sell you the sydney harbour bridge for 500 when you get here


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