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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5823046 - 07/05/06 10:33 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

haha yes, yes I do.


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: Gillette]
    #5823109 - 07/05/06 10:53 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

dating is lame. I do do it. But like megh like Yoschie said most of the ladies i have gone out with i found through hanging out with my friends. Starting out as maybe physical attraction then as we hang out and learn more of each other more of a spiritual connection.

I been on plenty of dates where i was like oh no this is all wrong already...
But i been on a few good ones too. Way more bad ones then good ones.

Why so many bad ones? Because i don't enjoy the stereo typical joisey girl


My problem is that i live out in the middle of bumble fuck.... Yes i know thats tough to believe being that i live in a state with almost 9 million people. But yeah us hill billies are kinda like bored crazy... That and work at 6 in the morning every day makes me like totally out of it and tired by 10:30.


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5823130 - 07/05/06 10:58 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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you're better off being an asshole...trust me i stopped being nice years ago, chicks chew up and spit out nice guys




Yup, most definatly.  I remember that show Home Improvement where the Tool Man says "Women always claim to want a sensitive man, then they run off with a kickboxer named Thor".  It's true man, women don't want some little whimpy acting guy.  I don't chase tail that much, but I get a fair amount of it.  Here are my rules to dating

1) I don't ask for numbers.  I let the girl know that I'm interested and say "Well, I'd like to hang out some time, if you'd like to as well, give me a call".  It's not like I'm rude about it or anything, but I prefer to give my number out and leave the ball in her court

2) NO MOVIE DATES, or COFFEE dates for the first time..  These just seem like pathetic inventions of the 70's-90's subculture, fuck that.  When I go on a date, most likely I'll invite the girl to my house  where I can cook a meal and really get a feel for her (haha pun intented).  Women like a man that can cook, a man that has a clean house and a man that knows how to make conversation.  In lieu of all that, i've got a great bar in my basement and we can just get shitty drunk and shoot pool.

3) NO SEX ON THE FIRST DATE.  NEVER, EVER will I or have I had sex on the first date.  It's just a big no-no.  Firstly, I like playing a bit harder to get, and secondly, i don't wanna have sex with the kind of chick that has sex on the first date, thats just how I am.  Show the girl that you aren't just looking to get laid.  Blowjobs are acceptable substitutes for the first date, but even then, unless i've known the girl a while socially and our first date is a SMASHING success, I don't want to be with a girl who sucks a guys cock just for a cheap meal and a ride to a movie.

4) I'm always ready to let the girl decide what to do, but for the first date, especially if I Ask her out, I like to choose.  I'm the one that asked if she'd hang out with me, so it's my job to make it an enjoyable experience.  By the time I ask a girl out on a 'date', I should already know a little bit about her so I can make the date fun for both of us.

5) No drama.  Ever, none.  If you catch a girl cheating on you, break it off, give her shit back and never talk to her again.  You have to be zero drama to really suceed in the dating world.

6) Be NICE TO HER FRIENDS.  I'm comfortable hanging out with females so I don't mind if she calls me to hang out at the bar with her and her 5girlfriends.  If this happens, you should be buying lots of drinks, complimenting the friends, if appropriate (i.e. if you notice she just got a hair cut, compliment her!).  You want her friends to be supportive of you and her being together :smile:  Also, it opens up the doors for fucking them later on or threesomes.

Thats all I can think of for now



Oh, Gilette, you really did come off as stuck up. Maybe you are, maybe you aren't but thats the vibe I got.


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5823136 - 07/05/06 11:00 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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i love how guys always try throwing all other men under the bus. "yeah they're all assholes, but im different" are ya? i think women know that if you date a guy long enough it becomes evident just how much he is like all other men.





Yea, seriously. Any guy who says that is trying to just weasel his way into someones pants. Someone in OTD said that this thread appears that ray romano has 400 puppets and posts here, how true.


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5823141 - 07/05/06 11:01 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Iamthewalrus said:
I'm more emotional to be honest then most girls are...

I LOVE talking about my feelings...

I Love cuddlin, I'm very honest and I have a whole lotta love inside me that I want to spoil some girl with...

I AM heavy on the female hormones theres no doubt about it...s

I've taken the time to get in touch with myself and am not afraid of my feelings...




And I'll bet you haven't gotten laid in 5 years.





Hahaha :smile:

I'm sure his sex live involes lots of getting "in touch" with himself.


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
    #5823142 - 07/05/06 11:01 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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You want her friends to be supportive of you and her being together Also, it opens up the doors for fucking them later on or threesomes.





Absolutely correct. Women will never make a decision based on their own opinions. Every "major" decision a woman makes is a group consensus with every woman part of the groups opinion taken into account.


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: Gillette]
    #5823143 - 07/05/06 11:02 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Gillette said:
I don't call it jaded, I call it realistic...




*yawn*

So deep.


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
    #5823152 - 07/05/06 11:06 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

ummmm that was a joke.


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5823155 - 07/05/06 11:06 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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You want her friends to be supportive of you and her being together  Also, it opens up the doors for fucking them later on or threesomes.





Absolutely correct.  Women will never make a decision based on their own opinions.  Every "major" decision a woman makes is a group consensus with every woman part of the groups opinion taken into account.




This is why it's best to be going out with a chick that doesn't have many girlfriends. :lol: If a woman has one or two good girlfriends and you get in good with the both of them then you're in pretty damn good shape. :thumbup:


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: Gillette]
    #5823202 - 07/05/06 11:19 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

you could try elimidate? most elimidates end in true love if you weren't aware.


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: mycopsycho]
    #5823214 - 07/05/06 11:22 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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ok so ummm..... you do realize that this is shit that you are doing to yourself? you have a choice on who you date. end of story. you are to blame. get over it. you want to date someone you actually like? then quit being lazy and go ask them. this truly is a waaahhh waaahhh thread.




further proof of the wahhh wahh-ness of this thread is that shes only made two other posts so far in it. Attention whoring isnt' the way to get dates, I"d say.


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: Gillette]
    #5823231 - 07/05/06 11:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

might wanna try dyking out


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: sucklesworth]
    #5823236 - 07/05/06 11:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Box rash never hurt anybody.


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
    #5823238 - 07/05/06 11:28 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hmmm guess you didn't read the thread, I've actually been pretty active in it...but your right I'm a total attention whore...really I can tell you've read all my posts, I post about all my problems, I post nekid pictures of myself, I post whining and complaining everyday, just looking for someone to validate me.

um no.


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: Gillette]
    #5823239 - 07/05/06 11:28 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Well gill you've got a bit of a pickle there, but I think I know almost exactly how you feel!

My advice is to stop trying so hard.

Trying to find a girlfriend has never worked out for me. Not once. I always end up meeting a bunch of girls who are almost, but not quite entirely, unlike me. I even tried those silly online dating services in the vain hope of finding a girl I could get along with. Nothing worked.

On the other hand, I've been blessed with a handful of very meaningful relationships...but not one of them came about from my trying to find a date. All of them have been rather spontaneous things - I happen to meet a friend of a friend at a friend's party, or something like that. I just run into a girl who turns out absolutely awesome. My current girlfriend, Monika, I met at a friend's place one night and we hit it off within minutes!


So maybe you're just trying too hard? In looking for love, maybe you are over-looking the ones you have a real chance with!

But who am I to say anything, eh? I'm just a guy :smirk:


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: Gillette]
    #5823253 - 07/05/06 11:31 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Where are these pictures you speak of?!?!??!?!


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5823258 - 07/05/06 11:33 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

you know they don't exist


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: Gillette]
    #5823260 - 07/05/06 11:34 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:werd:


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: Gillette]
    #5823284 - 07/05/06 11:43 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

GOD DAMN GAIR! :crankey:

this is long

I don't know what to say


dating sucks

drunken one nighters are cool though


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Re: Warning: dating rant inside [Re: goobler]
    #5823287 - 07/05/06 11:43 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I'd dyke down with you anytime


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