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InvisibleRhysaboveit
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How i almost had an orgy
    #5820441 - 07/04/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Last night, was pretty nuts.

We had a little party  ( me  my bf, 2 other girls and 3 other guys)to celebrate the 4th of july.  We got wasted off tangerine shots and beer before we headed down to the beach to build a bonfire. More drinking ensues and the boys start doing some "firewalking" while us girls drank beers and  decided to go swimming. naked. and yes we stripped down and got buck naked and jumped into the ocean.

It was great, the water was perfect, not too cold. The boys are just looking at us from the shore , so we swim further in and hear them scrambling to catch up. Being drunk, and naked is fun.

So eventually we got out, got dressed and got more beers and headed back to the house. By this point we are all trashed. Yet we still had two cases of beer to go through. At this point my friend, i'll call her R, shouts lets play strip poker. We get the cards out and i'm nervous.  Im comfortable with my body, and a little nudity doesnt hurt, but  i have NO IDEA how to play poker and  i dont exactly want to be the first to strip down... Again.

But turns out we only had 14 cards in our deck, so we settled on playing a little drinking game we made up on the spot called high or low. We went a couple rounds when R goes lets play  strip something atleast. so i go " what? strip high or low?" ( the game consisted of  guessing whether the card dealt would be high or low. if you guess right dealer drinks, if your wrong you drink . Now put that to clothes and you got strip high or low)

R is the first one completly naked. haha.

We keep playing until were all buck naked except one (The other girls boyfriend) . Then someone chimes in , lets go to the room! Still drunk, still naked we all go and R begins to go " come guys lets do it, i doubt we'll ever be as wasted again to consider this!"
Wait, what??
:dogpile:

I instantly grabbed another beer. Chattering follows "yea lets do it" "i see boobies!" blah blah blah, until BOOM! Door slams, the other girls boyfriend starts flipping out " RAWR ANGRY! ME KILL! yadayada"

So turns out not everyone was into the idea.

Oh well. After a a few naked bodies run  to get him to chill out, i got dressed. Boyfriend gets dressed, and we walk to the car. having smoked several bowls earlier, i was enduring a major case of the munchies. So when we got back to the house , i ate a bowl of cheerios while i told myself that i shouldnt drink anymore.



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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: Rhysaboveit]
    #5820456 - 07/04/06 03:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

that gut yelling had a small penis , eh?


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: goobler]
    #5820471 - 07/04/06 03:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I wanna go to one of those orgies where the guys wear masks and theres only one girl. Kidding.

I can barely please one girl why the fuck whould I try to please 10 at a time.


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: despisedicon]
    #5820490 - 07/04/06 03:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

despisedicon said:
I wanna go to one of those orgies where the guys wear masks and theres only one girl.  Kidding. 

I can barely please one girl why the fuck whould I try to please 10 at a time.




LOL :rofl2: so true.


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: despisedicon]
    #5820514 - 07/04/06 03:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

despisedicon said:
I can barely please one girl why the fuck whould I try to please 10 at a time.




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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: eligal]
    #5820570 - 07/04/06 04:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:epenis:

I can please 100 women at once

jk

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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: despisedicon]
    #5820638 - 07/04/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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I can barely please one girl why the fuck whould I try to please 10 at a time.




An orgy isn't about that. It's about being in a place where "it" happens all around you, in all of it's guises. It's that atmosphere that makes an orgy, even if you yourself just have sex with your own partner. An orgy isn't running through a series of partners like the energizer bunny with a battery up its butt, but it's the intoxication of the mood and ambiance.


Too bad some got uptight, Rhysaboveit. It could've been very special.


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: Rhysaboveit]
    #5820651 - 07/04/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

How exactly one firewalks? I tried it once and burnt my feet. Where's the secret?


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: ivi]
    #5820668 - 07/04/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

For most the secret to firewalking is years of discipline, mentally and physically. Being so in tune with yourself so as to be beyond the realm of your physical being.....


Or booze. Lots and lots of booze.


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: despisedicon]
    #5820823 - 07/04/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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despisedicon said:
I can barely please one girl why the fuck whould I try to please 10 at a time.




:rotfl:


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5820840 - 07/04/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

its true


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: despisedicon]
    #5820845 - 07/04/06 05:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

so true :P

Anyways, to the original poster...

Pics?


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5820878 - 07/04/06 05:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Pics?





Pics of an orgy that almost happened? :confused:


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: Asante]
    #5820899 - 07/04/06 05:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

*almost pics :tongue2:


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: ivi]
    #5820909 - 07/04/06 06:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

heres pics of another almost orgy

http://llama.dreamhosters.com/media/orgy.jpg


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: ivi]
    #5820910 - 07/04/06 06:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:dogpile:


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: Rhysaboveit]
    #5820942 - 07/04/06 06:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

haha nice...I just got up again actually(I went back to sleep)...sounds like a pretty crazy night...

I can understand where the dude who freaked was coming from tho I gotta admit...even drunk I don't think I could handle watchin the person I love get fucked by another guy(but for some odd reason I'd have no problem with u or the other girl :P)


Edited by Iamthewalrus (07/04/06 08:01 PM)


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5821196 - 07/04/06 07:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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(but for some odd reason I'd have no problem with the u or the other girl :P)




Exactly man, I agree, I couldn't watch my gf fuck some other guy.  But the same goes for me :evil:


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5821224 - 07/04/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

nah im not an orgy guy... I dont wanna see another dude there. 2 chicks at once yea i would but i dont think people fucking near me would be something im into...


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: Hitman203]
    #5821279 - 07/04/06 08:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

u mean guys near ya :P


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: Rhysaboveit]
    #5821282 - 07/04/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Strangely enough, my night went very similar to yours, minus the sexual part.

I went to a keg party that a friend of mine hosted. He lives on a ton of land near a major university in Georgia. We had 2 kegs, and probably around 50-60 people through the night.

During the course of the night someone managed to put a large firework in the fire and the fire literally blew up. I'm surprised no one got hurt.

Around 1 am we decided it would be a great idea to go ride 4 wheelers. All went well with that.

By the time 4am rolled around, there were only 15-20 people left. The 2 kegs were empty. I was about ready to pass out. Then I hear the girls scream "WE'RE GOING SKINNY DIPPING IN THE POND!" So I followed. This pond is nasty, it's your average bass pond, not a big lake or anything.

So about 8 of us run down the hill, strip down and jump in the pond. One of the girls decides that we need some liquor, so a few people went back to the house to get it. A few never came back, so there were about 3 guys and 3 girls left once the liquor arrived. We chilled in the pond drinking whiskey until it was gone. Then we grabbed our shit, ran inside and someone decided that we needed a shower. Instead of taking turns, all 6 of us just crammed into one shower. In the process the shower curtan was torn down and somehow the lid of the toilet came off. When we were done showering the shower was all clogged up with leaves and mud :smile:

Nothing sexual happened. I wish something would have happened, but on well, it was still a great night.


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #5821292 - 07/04/06 08:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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For most the secret to firewalking is years of discipline, mentally and physically. Being so in tune with yourself so as to be beyond the realm of your physical being.....


Or booze. Lots and lots of booze.




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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: Gumby]
    #5821404 - 07/04/06 08:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

well dude if u really wanted sex I think u could of made it happen lol...u were naked with 3 girls in the pond and then in a cramped shower...no complaining u had your chances! :laugh:

I spent yesterday trippin balls on acid on no sleep and eventually getting really cranky after the trip was long over and when I slept I slept good...and as I said I went back to sleep shortly after I woke up and slept my day away...oh well I'm a nighthawk anyways

it was a fuckin great trip where I got to the root of something that was really bothering me with a friend on here actually...cried a lil bit when it was over from relief(I'm MORE sensitive then most girls I know)...acid is so fuckin amazing...I love it more and more everytime I use it

I've gone through a sheet within a month...I should be stoned for wasting such a valuable substance but I have the access right now and I wanted to test out my tolerance(:P) plus every trip I have is helping me dive deeper into my problems with anxiety and showing me the way out(cbt) but enough about me back to orgys!!!!!


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5821414 - 07/04/06 08:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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well dude if u really wanted sex I think u could of made it happen lol...u were naked with 3 girls in the pond and then in a cramped shower...no complaining u had your chances! :laugh:

I spent yesterday trippin balls on acid on no sleep and eventually getting really cranky after the trip was long over and when I slept I slept good...and as I said I went back to sleep shortly after I woke up and slept my day away...oh well I'm a nighthawk anyways

it was a fuckin great trip where I got to the root of something that was really bothering me with a friend on here actually...cried a lil bit when it was over from relief(I'm MORE sensitive then most girls I know)...acid is so fuckin amazing...I love it more and more everytime I use it

I've gone through a sheet within a month...I should be stoned for wasting such a valuable substance but I have the access right now and I wanted to test out my tolerance(:P) plus every trip I have is helping me dive deeper into my problems with anxiety and showing me the way out(cbt) but enough about me back to orgys!!!!!





so, do you by any chance live on the westcoast?  :naughty:


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    #5821454 - 07/04/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5821579 - 07/04/06 09:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

The only reason I would be uncomfortable with my wife getting dirty with another guy is because I couldn't join in and have fun. Being with another guy just isn't my thing. It just doesn't float my boat.

Otherwise, I like to think I am open about affection, even sexual affection. If I can join in, then whats the problem? Sex is just a physical act, it has nothing to do with real love. I think that is the best thing about being married to someone, you can really trust them completely, even about intimate matters.


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: OneWhoHasSeen]
    #5821583 - 07/04/06 09:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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The only reason I would be uncomfortable with my wife getting dirty with another guy is because I couldn't join in and have fun. Being with another guy just isn't my thing. It just doesn't float my boat.

Otherwise, I like to think I am open about affection, even sexual affection. If I can join in, then whats the problem? Sex is just a physical act, it has nothing to do with real love. I think that is the best thing about being married to someone, you can really trust them completely, even about intimate matters.




If sex is jsut "a physical act, it has nothing to do with real love" then why do you care whether you can participate or not? Why cant she have her sexual act with others?


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: eligal]
    #5821599 - 07/04/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Mostly for one reason. If we are married (which we are) then we share everything together; material possessions, emotions, and especially experiences.

Thus, sex is just one more of those things that we have to share. Now, if she wanted to have a sexual experience and she just wanted me to watch, that would be cool too.

However, I would also like to mention that being part of the experience also guarantee's "quality assurance" (IE keeping my wife away from strangers, people with possible diseases, or others that would try to take advantage of her).


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: Asante]
    #5821664 - 07/04/06 10:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Naw, Wiccan. This is an orgy.








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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: d33p]
    #5821826 - 07/04/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

that girl front and center is soo cute


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: d33p]
    #5821832 - 07/04/06 11:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Naw, Wiccan. This is an orgy.








btw Pendulum Breezeblock mix from 8/9/05 is sick




Wish I was there!!


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Re: How i almost had an orgy [Re: Rhysaboveit]
    #5822496 - 07/05/06 02:39 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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while us girls drank beers and decided to go swimming. naked. and yes we stripped down and got buck naked and jumped into the ocean.




Obviously you were ready to get gang banged by this point.


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