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Shit I saw in Panama-AKA-Panama kinda sucks
    #5817992 - 07/03/06 10:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Dig, I go down to Tapachula/S. Mexico with some friends every year. (I have only missed one trip since `82, and that was only because I was locked up..) This year, they talked my ass into going down to Panama for the worst 3 days of my life, er, I mean "to see the rainforest and shit".
First off, I'm an older stoner. I don't need/want to be traipsing through no fucking rainforest. I was happy in Tapachula--smoking fatties of amazing Oaxacan on the huge-ass boat we chartered. But noooo, lets go see some shit man.. "Allright, fuck it" I said. Heh..

BUGS. Giant, ugly-ass, big-as-your-fucking-hand, bloodthirsty, unknown nastiness. Just seein' these fuckers scared the buhjeezus out my ass! I own a farm/livestock, I deal with bugs, this was some shit! (Good thing my shots are up to date!!) I'll take my chances with the N.E. Ohio skeeters any day!!

Thieves. I ventured out alone at night against 4 different warnings. Got jacked twice. Lost both my cameras and around 8 bucks American equiv to some cats with some old 6-shooters. (about 3 minutes and 10 seconds after venturing out) THEN, some other cats with clubs and sticks and such came up and tried some shit, but since I had already been robbed, it was just practice. (lucky they didn't beat my ass)

WEED. Sucks balls in Panama. I smoked from a few sources, it was all crap. Cheap as fuck tho' Shit was like, 23 bucks a QP! (and ya could probably talk 'em down) Shit we get in Oaxaca is primo every year! Friends there style me out!

SCARY-ASS JUNGLE! Had a few too-close encounters with big cats and aligators and snakes. Nope, don't wanna be near no shit gonna eat me! AND WHAT THE FUCK MAKES THAT NOISE AT NIGHT?? Sounded like Godzilla and his old lady pounding around out there, and I'm in a tent.

All-in-all, I had a great time on vacation, but I'm sticking with Mexico. Fishing is amazing, drinks are free, weed is kill, folks is cool and the girls are pretty. (I just look baby.. Honest! --just in case the wifester reads this)


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