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People living in their asses
    #5816688 - 07/03/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Twice in a row today I witnessed this phenomenon. First, I was walking away from a building on campus that I wanted to get in that had just closed. Two girls were walking by me towards the doors. As I passed I clearly said "it's closed." One girl gave me a kinda half smile, obviously not understanding what I had clearly said, and kept on walking and the other one turned a second later and said, "it's closed?"

Later I get to my apartment and as I am signing for a package the guy points out that something on the form that you have to sign is wrong and it's not actually the ..of packages, but the .. of the package. I simply stated that "someone doesn't want to print out some new forms" and he laughed like I had made some great joke. I didn't even say it in a funny way or anything.

I just wanna know what's going on up there that's so important.

If you currently live in your ass please let me know.


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: MasFina]
    #5816696 - 07/03/06 04:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:bongload:


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: MasFina]
    #5816729 - 07/03/06 04:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Heh you're just now realizing this?

I have a hard time finding people who aren't living up their asses. In fact if you sit back and watch all the stupid retarded shit people do without thinking it's actually rather depressing. We're the best evolution has to offer. Fuck.


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: MasFina]
    #5816738 - 07/03/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

On the plus side, the human body makes a wonderful hat! :wink:


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: dblaney]
    #5816749 - 07/03/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

if you havent realized that everyone is an asshat sometimes (you included) than you are an asshat.

comes with the human territory...nature of the beast type of thing


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: dblaney]
    #5816753 - 07/03/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Thats my favourite thing to observe about society.

Plenty of times I've sat well stoned on a bench just observing the way normal people act and interact with each other, and to be honest everyone is a complete cunt to everyone (unless your female & hot :wink: ) People go around like they're the fucking don and just too good for normal people.

Everyone is so ignorant of everyone else these days, its all about personal gain with a machieavellian atitude. I know thats all its ever been about, but no-ones striving to better the world anymore, its all about bettering the upper classes of society.


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: Vulture]
    #5816772 - 07/03/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Of course I'm not just realizing this dickface, just making conversation. Wondered if anyone had any insight into this matter.


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: dblaney]
    #5816773 - 07/03/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I hear you, I see it all day every weekday.  I work in a real estate office fixing computer problems, with a collection of the most thick headed middle aged people in existance.

This is everyday...
Them: "How do I do X?"
Me: "Oh, you just do a, then b, then c."
Them: "ok, great thanks." 
Later that day.. 
Them: "How do I do X? I've been trying for an hour and I can't get it." 
Me: :whack:

People are in pretend mode.  They are so used to lying and being fake to people, it's automatic.  I'm used to it, but I'll never enjoy it.


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Edited by tallgreen (07/03/06 05:57 PM)


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: tallgreen]
    #5816796 - 07/03/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

tallgreen said:
People are in pretend mode. They are so used to lying and being fake to people, it's automatic.




That's a perfect way to put it. I just don't understand why people let themselves become like this. Do they only start being real humans when they get home from work?


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: MasFina]
    #5816839 - 07/03/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Kinda seems like those others are living in the rest of the world while you are living in the darkest, dankest corners of your own ass. Even if they are guilty of having their head in their own ass, yours seems further up yours. It's funny, those people probably don't remember you but you have a lasting fixation with them. Lonely?


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: MasFina]
    #5816845 - 07/03/06 05:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Anal sock puppets.


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: tallgreen]
    #5816850 - 07/03/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

"Do they only start being real humans when they get home from work?"

Probably not. Most people don't even know they are doing it. It's like they don't even know they are alive. It's the total opposite of the awakening known to Buddhists as enlightenment. They just live, completely unaware that they are, well, aware. These people are fake to their spouses, their parents, their children, and even themselves. I believe it comes from a lack of spiritual teachings in our society. Christianity is supposed to be filling this void and it's failing miserably, mainly because Christianity is designed to create followers, not independent thinkers, thereby hindering if not destroying the potential for higher consciousness and critical thinking. Even people who aren't Christians are this way because western society is founded on Christianity. It's everywhere. Western science was burning witches and letting blood in it's early days, and was heavily sponsored by the catholic church.


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: TODAY]
    #5816865 - 07/03/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I guess your looking for an angry, defensive response here. Well I could care less. Apparently thinking about human psychology and interaction makes me a moron. So I'm a moron.


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: TODAY]
    #5816901 - 07/03/06 05:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Kinda seems like those others are living in the rest of the world while you are living in the darkest, dankest corners of your own ass. Even if they are guilty of having their head in their own ass, yours seems further up yours. It's funny, those people probably don't remember you but you have a lasting fixation with them. Lonely?




You're lame. How much Zoloft are you taking in order to enjoy retarded behavoir? I for one am sick to death of the typical brain dead individual.


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: dblaney]
    #5816920 - 07/03/06 05:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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On the plus side, the human body makes a wonderful hat! :wink:




:lol:


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: MasFina]
    #5817029 - 07/03/06 06:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I don't think those people who you interacted with paid any mind to you. You are just some outsider to their world, why do you think they should break their own company to mind your outsider comments? In the case of the delivery guy, some people laugh when they think somebody has made, or tried, to make a joke as a friendly way of acknowledging the joke teller. Big deal.

Dude, you write with a bad attitude regarding the situation. You never mentioned anything about being interested in psychology, you typed that you were "just making conversation" and then called a poster in this thread a dickface.

For a thinker of human psychology, you come off pretty douchey.



Quote:

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You're lame. How much Zoloft are you taking in order to enjoy retarded behavoir? I for one am sick to death of the typical brain dead individual.




This doesn't make sense.


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: TODAY]
    #5817180 - 07/03/06 07:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

apparently, since you don't seem to understand where this is coming from, you are an ass dweller. Last thing I'm posting on this thread,so feel free to try to bash me some more and have the last word.


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: MasFina]
    #5817286 - 07/03/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:penguinmonkey: :goatse:


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: TODAY]
    #5817414 - 07/03/06 07:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

its cozy


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Re: People living in their asses [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5817451 - 07/03/06 08:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:grin:


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    #5817538 - 07/03/06 08:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: People living in their asses [Re: Alnico]
    #5817613 - 07/03/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

uh hu
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