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I feel so immasculinated
    #5808186 - 06/30/06 11:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I am a fairly handy guy.  I can and have fixed most anything that breaks down around my house.  I have repaired/replaced countless items in my lifetime.  I even worked as a mechanic for a few years.  There is no job that I'm afraid to tackle.  And my toolbox would make any cro-magnon proud!

...but tomorrow I am taking my car to a shop for the most simple of repairs...it needs a battery replaced.  Thats right; me, the manliest of men, has been defeated by a simple battery replacement job!!

Now before you real men laugh at me I just challenge all of you to replace a battery in a Chrysler PT Cruiser!  Whomever the brilliant engineer was that designed this mo-fo should be burned at the stake!  I'm sure I could've done it myself if I opted to spend my Saturday morning cussing and busting up my knuckles.  But fuck that!  I'll just pay some other poor sap to do it instead.

But I feel like such a pussy paying someone to do this job!






....anyone got some Midol?
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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808198 - 07/01/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

/me hands Summit some Midol


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808201 - 07/01/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hmm never looked under the hood of a pt cruiser,glad i have a 240sx...very simple haha no offence to domestic cars.


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5808203 - 07/01/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks. The cramps were getting pretty bad!


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808206 - 07/01/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

what could make it so difficult? im curious...


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808211 - 07/01/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

no problem, hon. i know how it gets. ^_~


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: wrestler_az]
    #5808223 - 07/01/06 12:07 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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what could make it so difficult? im curious...



Hard to describe. Its kinda tucked into a corner underneath the air filter box. The only way to get it out (without removing a radiator hose, thus opening up your cooling system) is to remove the air filter assembly. Unfortunately, the air filter assembly is not only attached to bunch of other important shit which would also come out, but it is riveted underneath to a bracket which is bolted to the frame in a spot where no wrench will fit.

FUCK! I hate engineers!


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808228 - 07/01/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Chrysler did it on purpose so that people will have to pay to get their batteries replaced instead of being able to do it at home, by themselves.

it's all a ploy to make MORE money off your stupid ass for buying a PT Cruiser.
although you can park in that thing, that's for sure.


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808235 - 07/01/06 12:10 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

wow.

that is ridiculous.


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808246 - 07/01/06 12:13 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

yeah frankly, I think you became immasculinated the second you bought a PT cruiser.


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5808265 - 07/01/06 12:18 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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psilocyberin said:
yeah frankly, I think you became immasculinated the second you bought a PT cruiser.



Its my wifes car....
...like that makes a difference! :crazy:

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although you can park in that thing, that's for sure.




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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808273 - 07/01/06 12:19 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hah! i remember watching you do that! good times.


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808275 - 07/01/06 12:20 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

that was the greatest parking job EVAR!

i will remember that for the rest of my life. no one but you with your master parking skillz could have pulled it off. you just barely fit, but you got the spot right in front of the house. i was truly amazed. <3


yeah guys, those other two cars were there before he got there. he squeezed in between them. it was awesome!


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: wrestler_az]
    #5808279 - 07/01/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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hah! i remember watching you do that! good times.



That exact parking spot is just about 200 feet from where I'm typing this! Funny how things work out eh?


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808283 - 07/01/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

true that.

by the way, you heard from 40 lately? and did you guys check out EDC?


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808287 - 07/01/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

seriously? you fucker!!

you're in california and you can't even drive that piece of shit to come see me? i'm mad now ... real mad.  :tongue:


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5808291 - 07/01/06 12:24 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

/me slowly steps out of room for fear of getting hit in the crossfire :shocked:


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: wrestler_az]
    #5808298 - 07/01/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

and here i was thinking Summit loved me. :frown:

/me goes from mad to depressed


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5808309 - 07/01/06 12:26 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

awwwwwww.....

now now there slothy.....

im sure he didnt mean it.


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5808315 - 07/01/06 12:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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seriously? you fucker!!

you're in california and you can't even drive that piece of shit to come see me? i'm mad now ... real mad.  :tongue:



I thought you knew I was here?!  I'd be happy to come visit, but I think you should come down to the beach instead! :tongue:

Oh, and yes, I keep in touch with 40.  He and I have both decided to boycott all further AZ gatherings until someone comes to San Diego to visit us!! :smirk:


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808320 - 07/01/06 12:28 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

im on my way....


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: wrestler_az]
    #5808323 - 07/01/06 12:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

/me sobs uncontrollably


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: wrestler_az]
    #5808325 - 07/01/06 12:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

seroiuly, september at the latest :grin:


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5808331 - 07/01/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

and i will make sure to come see you slothy :grin:


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5808332 - 07/01/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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/me sobs uncontrollably



OK...I'm a sucker for a crying woman.  PM me an addy and I'm on the way! :grin:


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808334 - 07/01/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

if i had a way to get down there i totally would. i need to get my driver's license and a car. prolly a job too ... that way i can afford a car.

*sigh* it's lonely up here all by myself.


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808337 - 07/01/06 12:31 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

your way? YOUR WAY?!! ALL ways are the QUEENS ways!!! OFFFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: wrestler_az]
    #5808356 - 07/01/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yea some cars are not engineered well at all, I know that the Dodge Intrepid has a stupid battery placement, you have to take the wheel off to replace it. Efficiency has just gone down the drain...Have you checked the manual on it?


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: Yayitsme]
    #5808543 - 07/01/06 01:20 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I work at an Auto-parts store, and sell a ton of batteries. I also install a ton of batteries (free of charge) for the elderly, handicapped, and women :wink:. I usually don't mind at all, bing, bam and I'm done.

However, When I see a late model Chrysler, either the PT or the sebring/intrepid (and another mopar which evades me at the moment), I tell my would be customer: Hell no. Not for free. Not in this 90 degree weather either. You're more than welcome to buy my excellent battery, but... all you're gonna get outta me is a jump, and directions to my mechanic buddies down the road.

It ain't really that bad, but it is time-consuming and uncomfortable for me, who isn't licensed, insured, or otherwise compensated. Don't feel unmanly, do what I do, crack open a diet crystal light and a tofu bar, and let the mechanics do their thing!!!


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5809538 - 07/01/06 11:56 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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FUCK! I hate engineers!




I've heard plenty of other people say that, but they forget that without engineers, they wouldn't have a car in the first place (or air conditioning, refrigerator, computer, etc). The engineers probably put the battery there because it was the only viable space left for it to go. Things like the radiator, camshaft, and the basic engine have priority.

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    #5810079 - 07/01/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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FUCK!  I hate engineers!




I've heard plenty of other people say that, but they forget that without engineers, they wouldn't have a car in the first place (or air conditioning, refrigerator, computer, etc).  The engineers probably put the battery there because it was the only viable space left for it to go.  Things like the radiator, camshaft, and the basic engine have priority.

Dave



Yeah, but I gotta blame someone to make me feel less like a sissy-girl in this situation. :smirk:

BTW- the mechanic who changed it this morning said it was the first PT battery he had done also.  He said it was a bit of a pain in the ass and took him a few minutes to figure out how to go about it.  I think it was worth the $60 in labor he charged me to save myself the aggravation.


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