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I feel so immasculinated
    #5808186 - 06/30/06 11:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I am a fairly handy guy.  I can and have fixed most anything that breaks down around my house.  I have repaired/replaced countless items in my lifetime.  I even worked as a mechanic for a few years.  There is no job that I'm afraid to tackle.  And my toolbox would make any cro-magnon proud!

...but tomorrow I am taking my car to a shop for the most simple of repairs...it needs a battery replaced.  Thats right; me, the manliest of men, has been defeated by a simple battery replacement job!!

Now before you real men laugh at me I just challenge all of you to replace a battery in a Chrysler PT Cruiser!  Whomever the brilliant engineer was that designed this mo-fo should be burned at the stake!  I'm sure I could've done it myself if I opted to spend my Saturday morning cussing and busting up my knuckles.  But fuck that!  I'll just pay some other poor sap to do it instead.

But I feel like such a pussy paying someone to do this job!






....anyone got some Midol?
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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808198 - 07/01/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

/me hands Summit some Midol


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808201 - 07/01/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hmm never looked under the hood of a pt cruiser,glad i have a 240sx...very simple haha no offence to domestic cars.


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5808203 - 07/01/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks. The cramps were getting pretty bad!


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808206 - 07/01/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

what could make it so difficult? im curious...


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808211 - 07/01/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

no problem, hon. i know how it gets. ^_~


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: wrestler_az]
    #5808223 - 07/01/06 12:07 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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wrestler_az said:
what could make it so difficult? im curious...



Hard to describe. Its kinda tucked into a corner underneath the air filter box. The only way to get it out (without removing a radiator hose, thus opening up your cooling system) is to remove the air filter assembly. Unfortunately, the air filter assembly is not only attached to bunch of other important shit which would also come out, but it is riveted underneath to a bracket which is bolted to the frame in a spot where no wrench will fit.

FUCK! I hate engineers!


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808228 - 07/01/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Chrysler did it on purpose so that people will have to pay to get their batteries replaced instead of being able to do it at home, by themselves.

it's all a ploy to make MORE money off your stupid ass for buying a PT Cruiser.
although you can park in that thing, that's for sure.


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808235 - 07/01/06 12:10 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

wow.

that is ridiculous.


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808246 - 07/01/06 12:13 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

yeah frankly, I think you became immasculinated the second you bought a PT cruiser.


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5808265 - 07/01/06 12:18 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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psilocyberin said:
yeah frankly, I think you became immasculinated the second you bought a PT cruiser.



Its my wifes car....
...like that makes a difference! :crazy:

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Acidic_Sloth said:
although you can park in that thing, that's for sure.




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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808273 - 07/01/06 12:19 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hah! i remember watching you do that! good times.


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808275 - 07/01/06 12:20 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

that was the greatest parking job EVAR!

i will remember that for the rest of my life. no one but you with your master parking skillz could have pulled it off. you just barely fit, but you got the spot right in front of the house. i was truly amazed. <3


yeah guys, those other two cars were there before he got there. he squeezed in between them. it was awesome!


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: wrestler_az]
    #5808279 - 07/01/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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hah! i remember watching you do that! good times.



That exact parking spot is just about 200 feet from where I'm typing this! Funny how things work out eh?


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808283 - 07/01/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

true that.

by the way, you heard from 40 lately? and did you guys check out EDC?


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5808287 - 07/01/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

seriously? you fucker!!

you're in california and you can't even drive that piece of shit to come see me? i'm mad now ... real mad.  :tongue:


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5808291 - 07/01/06 12:24 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

/me slowly steps out of room for fear of getting hit in the crossfire :shocked:


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: wrestler_az]
    #5808298 - 07/01/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

and here i was thinking Summit loved me. :frown:

/me goes from mad to depressed


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5808309 - 07/01/06 12:26 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

awwwwwww.....

now now there slothy.....

im sure he didnt mean it.


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Re: I feel so immasculinated [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5808315 - 07/01/06 12:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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seriously? you fucker!!

you're in california and you can't even drive that piece of shit to come see me? i'm mad now ... real mad.  :tongue:



I thought you knew I was here?!  I'd be happy to come visit, but I think you should come down to the beach instead! :tongue:

Oh, and yes, I keep in touch with 40.  He and I have both decided to boycott all further AZ gatherings until someone comes to San Diego to visit us!! :smirk:


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