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some1whoisntme
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Fuck pop whiz quizzes!
#5806884 - 06/30/06 01:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well I applied for a job, went in for my interview today, and then after I filled out all the paperwork the chick hands me a sheet and says I need to go take a piss test, immediately. So I have questionable urine content and 30 minutes to come up with a solution. I don't think there's any place in town to buy concentrated urine so I just drank until I felt like I was gonna puke (20 oz cola and 1.5L of water), emptied my bladder, then went in for the test and in order to insure maximum dilution waited until my bladder could not get any fuller before peeing in the cup.
I smoked .25g-.5g daily up until 3 weeks ago, then got way stoned 4 days ago...so I have no idea whether I'll pass or not (though I did pass a UA after 2 weeks of sobriety once, but I'd diluted a lot more that time.)
In any case, it just pissed me off. Fuck the gov'ment!
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Is this for a government job? If not, "fuck the gov'ment" shouldn't apply. Well, that's a bit off-point, but I'll try to bring it back.
It sucks that some employers drug test their employees but if they feel that a drug user (i know there is a diff between marijauna and cocaine users...me being a moderately heavy marijuana user) but it is their right to conduct business within the confines of the law and if they feel hiring drug users isn't good for their business, then it is indeed their right to not hire you as a result of a dirty test.
The only way around this is to get a job that doesn't piss test, win the lotto, or start your own business.
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some1whoisntme
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Re: Fuck pop whiz quizzes! [Re: TODAY]
#5806977 - 06/30/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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It was for a city government job. I was only upset that I had 30 minutes notice...
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Battletoad


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Yeah, that totally blows. But you did quit smoke, besides that smoke 4 days ago, for three weeks prior to the test so you knew it was probably coming...right?
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some1whoisntme
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Re: Fuck pop whiz quizzes! [Re: TODAY]
#5807153 - 06/30/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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no, I just ran out of bud :p
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some1whoisntme
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Ok, I have a new question now...
IF my test comes up positive, how should I react? freak out and deny everything and demand a retest, or just say "Ok, have a nice day" or just not answer my phone when they call and let them leave a message, what would you all reccomend?
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SirFrancisBacon
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I bet you'll come up negative.
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