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goobler
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joke...really not funny...dont bother to come in
#5806086 - 06/30/06 06:01 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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After his death, Al-Zarqawi went to heaven.
There, he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across his face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached and punched Al-Zarqawi in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison entered, kicked Al-Zarqawi in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Al-Zarqawi many times with a long cane and said,
"it was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.
As Al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain, an Angel appeared.
Al-Zarqawi wept and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me!
"The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"
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cybrbeast
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Re: joke...really not funny...dont bother to come in [Re: goobler]
#5806097 - 06/30/06 06:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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There is actually some dispute over how to translate the 72 virgins thing. They are called sultana in the Koran. This can be translated to the daughter of a Sultan or a seedless grape or raisin. Imagine that; coming to heaven and getting 72 grapes for sacrificing your life
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chaospilot
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Re: joke...really not funny...dont bother to come in [Re: goobler]
#5806110 - 06/30/06 06:20 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
goobler said: After his death, George Bush went to heaven.
There, he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across his face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached and punched George Bush in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison entered, kicked George Bush in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat George Bush many times with a long cane and said,
"it was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Christian terrorist leader.
As George Bush lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain, an Angel appeared.
George Bush wept and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me!
"The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"
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TheHateCamel
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Re: joke...really not funny...dont bother to come in [Re: chaospilot]
#5806114 - 06/30/06 06:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Now it doesn't make sense.
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goobler
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Re: joke...really not funny...dont bother to come in [Re: chaospilot]
#5806115 - 06/30/06 06:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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thread derailer
thanks a lot
now SHINE OFF ASSHAT
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chaospilot
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Re: joke...really not funny...dont bother to come in [Re: chaospilot]
#5806116 - 06/30/06 06:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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wow sorry, i didnt mean to offend anyone, i just thought it would be funny. and my attentions werent to derail the thread.
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unbeliever
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Re: joke...really not funny...dont bother to come in [Re: goobler]
#5806358 - 06/30/06 09:17 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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The first time I heard this joke was in one of Robin Williams' standup routines. No idea if that's where it came from or not though and it was told a little differently, but the 72 Virginians was the punchline.
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goobler
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Re: joke...really not funny...dont bother to come in [Re: chaospilot]
#5806432 - 06/30/06 10:12 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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just playing with you man
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buckwheat
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Re: joke...really not funny...dont bother to come in [Re: TheHateCamel]
#5806452 - 06/30/06 10:20 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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But it's truthiness now
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Re: joke...really not funny...dont bother to come in [Re: buckwheat]
#5806559 - 06/30/06 11:12 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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That is some funny shit.
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Konnrade
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Re: joke...really not funny...dont bother to come in [Re: chaospilot]
#5806561 - 06/30/06 11:12 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bush-Bashing ceased to be very funny years ago.
It's old and repetitive now, except when confined to the context of a recent occurrence.
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