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Dobie
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i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket!
#5805507 - 06/30/06 01:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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fuck yeah ive never won this much money before i cant beleive it i went and drove to the store and everything just to make sure i wasnt trippin
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eris
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
#5805511 - 06/30/06 01:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lucky bastard. What kind of lotto was it?
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mycogirl
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
#5805513 - 06/30/06 01:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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woot!
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SneezingPenis
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: eris]
#5805518 - 06/30/06 01:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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It was the tattoo nutsack fund....
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Dobie
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#5805520 - 06/30/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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it was just a scratch ticket
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SneezingPenis
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#5805524 - 06/30/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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on a side note: if anyone does get a tattoo on their nuts, it better just say the word "trippin".... which will be one of those jokes that takes a second to sink in.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
#5805532 - 06/30/06 01:15 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Congratulations.
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
#5805534 - 06/30/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lucky bastard.. Stick em up..
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
#5805546 - 06/30/06 01:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Right on...congrats. So...when are you taking me out for dinner?
I'm free Sat.
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Dobie
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5805549 - 06/30/06 01:20 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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come out to washington and ill do it anyway regardless of winning five bucks or not
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eris
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
#5805556 - 06/30/06 01:21 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
dobie said: regardless of winning five bucks or not

Which is it, 500 or 5?
or 50?
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: eris]
#5805560 - 06/30/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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grats
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: eris]
#5805561 - 06/30/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
eris said:
Quote:
dobie said: regardless of winning five bucks or not

Which is it, 500 or 5?
or 50?
Haha, next it'll be 5,000.
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5805565 - 06/30/06 01:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dobie
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5805569 - 06/30/06 01:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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5 million duh lol nah 500 i wanna take a picture of it but my mom wont let me use the camera after the nutsac incident
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
#5805572 - 06/30/06 01:27 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't blame her one bit. Now you can afford your own camera.
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5805578 - 06/30/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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nah fuck that im gonna go on a drug binge or maybe go out to the casino
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eris
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
#5805579 - 06/30/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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There ya go, you can get a new cam.
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: eris]
#5805835 - 06/30/06 03:04 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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eris
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: cybrbeast]
#5805866 - 06/30/06 03:17 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yes, thats better 
dobie please download that version.
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: cybrbeast]
#5805893 - 06/30/06 03:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Congrats. Because you've just accomplished 1/2 of the ONLY way to win at the lottery. Now do the smartest thing ever and stop playing.
That's the second 1/2.
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Dobie
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: eris]
#5805964 - 06/30/06 04:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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ok is that better
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
#5806032 - 06/30/06 05:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Spend the balance after taxes on drugs.
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: nookjohn]
#5806252 - 06/30/06 08:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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id go gamble it all away, probably a single hand of blackjack, or roll of the dice 
ohhh bet all the hardways for 100
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
#5806986 - 06/30/06 02:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just curious, how does Canada deal with taxing lottery winnings??
If by chance you won it in the States forget the above question.
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Left Nut City]
#5807602 - 06/30/06 07:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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don't forget about the kake tax

(thats 25% nigga)
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: splifner180]
#5807634 - 06/30/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
splifner180 said: Congrats. Because you've just accomplished 1/2 of the ONLY way to win at the lottery. Now do the smartest thing ever and stop playing.
That's the second 1/2.
splif
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Hawkeye2]
#5807688 - 06/30/06 08:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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so so true.
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Dobie
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: kake]
#5807829 - 06/30/06 09:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i spent most of it on drugs and booze and eating and driving today they didnt take me at all just gave me 5 100 dollar bills
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