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OfflineDobie
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i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket!
    #5805507 - 06/30/06 01:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

fuck yeah ive never won this much money before :laugh: i cant beleive it i went and drove to the store and everything :laugh: just to make sure i wasnt trippin


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
    #5805511 - 06/30/06 01:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:shocked:

Lucky bastard. What kind of lotto was it?


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
    #5805513 - 06/30/06 01:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

woot!


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: eris]
    #5805518 - 06/30/06 01:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

It was the tattoo nutsack fund....


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5805520 - 06/30/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

it was just a scratch ticket :laugh:


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5805524 - 06/30/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

on a side note: if anyone does get a tattoo on their nuts, it better just say the word "trippin".... which will be one of those jokes that takes a second to sink in.


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
    #5805532 - 06/30/06 01:15 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Congratulations. :cheers:


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
    #5805534 - 06/30/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Lucky bastard..  Stick em up..  :guns:


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
    #5805546 - 06/30/06 01:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Right on...congrats. So...when are you taking me out for dinner?

I'm free Sat. :smile:


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5805549 - 06/30/06 01:20 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

come out to washington and ill do it anyway regardless of winning five bucks or not


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
    #5805556 - 06/30/06 01:21 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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regardless of winning five bucks or not




:rotfl:

Which is it, 500 or 5?

or 50?


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: eris]
    #5805560 - 06/30/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

grats


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: eris]
    #5805561 - 06/30/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

dobie said:
regardless of winning five bucks or not




:rotfl:

Which is it, 500 or 5?

or 50?




Haha, next it'll be 5,000.


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5805565 - 06/30/06 01:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:yesnod:


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5805569 - 06/30/06 01:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

5 million duh lol nah 500 i wanna take a picture of it but my mom wont let me use the camera after the nutsac incident


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
    #5805572 - 06/30/06 01:27 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:

I don't blame her one bit. Now you can afford your own camera.


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5805578 - 06/30/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

nah fuck that im gonna go on a drug binge or maybe go out to the casino


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
    #5805579 - 06/30/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

There ya go, you can get a new cam.



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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: eris]
    #5805835 - 06/30/06 03:04 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: cybrbeast]
    #5805866 - 06/30/06 03:17 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yes, thats better :thumbup:

dobie please download that version. :lol:


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: cybrbeast]
    #5805893 - 06/30/06 03:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Congrats. Because you've just accomplished 1/2 of the ONLY way to win at the lottery. Now do the smartest thing ever and stop playing.

That's the second 1/2.

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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: eris]
    #5805964 - 06/30/06 04:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

ok is that better


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
    #5806032 - 06/30/06 05:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Spend the balance after taxes on drugs.


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: nookjohn]
    #5806252 - 06/30/06 08:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

id go gamble it all away, probably a single hand of blackjack, or roll of the dice :smile:

ohhh bet all the hardways for 100 :smile:


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
    #5806986 - 06/30/06 02:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Just curious, how does Canada deal with taxing lottery winnings??

If by chance you won it in the States forget the above question.


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Left Nut City]
    #5807602 - 06/30/06 07:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

don't forget about the kake tax

:wink:

(thats 25% nigga)


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: splifner180]
    #5807634 - 06/30/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Congrats.  Because you've just accomplished 1/2 of the ONLY way to win at the lottery.  Now do the smartest thing ever and stop playing.

That's the second 1/2.

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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #5807688 - 06/30/06 08:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

so so true.


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: kake]
    #5807829 - 06/30/06 09:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i spent most of it on drugs and booze and eating and driving today they didnt take me at all just gave me 5 100 dollar bills :laugh:


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