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splifner180
Student


Registered: 03/24/06
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: cybrbeast]
#5805893 - 06/30/06 03:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Congrats. Because you've just accomplished 1/2 of the ONLY way to win at the lottery. Now do the smartest thing ever and stop playing.
That's the second 1/2.
splif
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Dobie
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: eris]
#5805964 - 06/30/06 04:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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ok is that better
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nookjohn
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
#5806032 - 06/30/06 05:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Spend the balance after taxes on drugs.
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ZippoZ
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Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: nookjohn]
#5806252 - 06/30/06 08:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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id go gamble it all away, probably a single hand of blackjack, or roll of the dice 
ohhh bet all the hardways for 100
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Left Nut City
Stranger

Registered: 03/27/01
Posts: 2,360
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
#5806986 - 06/30/06 02:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just curious, how does Canada deal with taxing lottery winnings??
If by chance you won it in the States forget the above question.
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kake
The answer to1984 is 1776.



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Posts: 2,782
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Left Nut City]
#5807602 - 06/30/06 07:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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don't forget about the kake tax

(thats 25% nigga)
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Hawkeye2
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: splifner180]
#5807634 - 06/30/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
splifner180 said: Congrats. Because you've just accomplished 1/2 of the ONLY way to win at the lottery. Now do the smartest thing ever and stop playing.
That's the second 1/2.
splif
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kake
The answer to1984 is 1776.



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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Hawkeye2]
#5807688 - 06/30/06 08:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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so so true.
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Dobie
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Registered: 08/15/02
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: kake]
#5807829 - 06/30/06 09:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i spent most of it on drugs and booze and eating and driving today they didnt take me at all just gave me 5 100 dollar bills
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