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Offlinesplifner180
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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: cybrbeast]
    #5805893 - 06/30/06 03:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Congrats. Because you've just accomplished 1/2 of the ONLY way to win at the lottery. Now do the smartest thing ever and stop playing.

That's the second 1/2.

splif


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: eris]
    #5805964 - 06/30/06 04:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

ok is that better


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
    #5806032 - 06/30/06 05:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Spend the balance after taxes on drugs.


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: nookjohn]
    #5806252 - 06/30/06 08:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

id go gamble it all away, probably a single hand of blackjack, or roll of the dice :smile:

ohhh bet all the hardways for 100 :smile:


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Dobie]
    #5806986 - 06/30/06 02:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Just curious, how does Canada deal with taxing lottery winnings??

If by chance you won it in the States forget the above question.


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Left Nut City]
    #5807602 - 06/30/06 07:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

don't forget about the kake tax

:wink:

(thats 25% nigga)


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: splifner180]
    #5807634 - 06/30/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

splifner180 said:
Congrats.  Because you've just accomplished 1/2 of the ONLY way to win at the lottery.  Now do the smartest thing ever and stop playing.

That's the second 1/2.

splif




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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #5807688 - 06/30/06 08:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

so so true.


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Re: i just won 500 bucks on a lotto ticket! [Re: kake]
    #5807829 - 06/30/06 09:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i spent most of it on drugs and booze and eating and driving today they didnt take me at all just gave me 5 100 dollar bills :laugh:


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