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InvisibleMrSinister
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They have a guide to everything..
    #5803879 - 06/29/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

While on the net i found they even have a guide for those who can not figure out how to kiss..Where the hell was this when i was 12.. I had to get bad ideas from my friends who knew even less then i did..:lol:

I read this, and only agree with like seven or eight of them...

I got to from this page: http://www.theromantic.com/kissing/frenchkiss.htm


French Kissing tips:

This is a guide to basic kissing, i.e. you learn the basics and get the basics right, then experiment and try different styles and more advanced techniques.

The basics

1. Brush your teeth, get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person. There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck

2. Get into a comfortable position - you can't kiss if your back feels like it's gonna break. Suggestion - Sit side by side on a comfy sofa.

3. Hold your lover , firmly but gently - don't cause pain. Suggestion would be to hold the shoulders, the neck or gently on the side of the face, one side or both sides.

4. Move your faces closer. Don't bump noses. Suggestion would be the guy angle his face slightly so you don't bump noses.

5. Kiss gently, normal closed lips kissing, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes increases the sensations you feel, and also sets the mood.

6. Continue kissing gently. Get comfortable with simple closed lips, lip-to-lip kissing before going anywhere else.

7. If fine till here, tentatively, slowly and lightly draw your tongue across the other person's lips.

8. Chances are from here, if the other person lightly parts her tongue, slowly explore the other person's tongue in a light licking motion.

9. The tongue has a very sensitive surface, which is why tongue to tongue is the essence of french kissing.

10. After you've tried lightly licking the other person's tongue, you can try sucking on it, wrestling with it ( see if you can hold it to the floor of her mouth ) and other things like that.

11. Explore the other areas of the mouth. Especially the roof of the mouth. Lightly lick, or tickle the area with your tongue.

12. Don't bite. whatever you do, don't bite.

13. Don't swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don't drill your way through.

14. Breathe through your nose. Breathe through your nose. I say again, breathe through your nose.

15. Follow so far? You can lightly use your hands too, lightly rubbing the other person. Suggestions, along the waist, along the back, the arms, especially the inside of the arm, the neck, maybe running your fingers through her hair. Again, don't cause pain.

16. Continue kissing.


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Re: They have a guide to everything.. [Re: MrSinister]
    #5803891 - 06/29/06 04:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

man 16 steps, way to much work that way,



Weird and funny :thumbup:


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Invisibledespisedicon
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Re: They have a guide to everything.. [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5803898 - 06/29/06 04:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Don't bite? Not even lightly on the lower lip. Girls never told me that didn't like that.


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Re: They have a guide to everything.. [Re: despisedicon]
    #5803918 - 06/29/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I love biting.


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Re: They have a guide to everything.. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5803924 - 06/29/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
I love biting.




:hehehe:


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Re: They have a guide to everything.. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5803963 - 06/29/06 04:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Me too.
I find it incredibly arousing.
Takes the kiss from nice to well... :wink:

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MrSinister said:
8. Chances are from here, if the other person lightly parts her tongue , slowly explore the other person's tongue in a light licking motion.





i have a question, how exactly does one part their tongue?


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Re: They have a guide to everything.. [Re: Rhysaboveit]
    #5804129 - 06/29/06 05:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Rhysaboveit said:
Me too.
I find it incredibly arousing.
Takes the kiss from nice to well... :wink:

Quote:

MrSinister said:
8. Chances are from here, if the other person lightly parts her tongue , slowly explore the other person's tongue in a light licking motion.





i have a question, how exactly does one part their tongue?




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