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Invisibledrowneduck
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Things that keep me awake at night.
    #5803670 - 06/29/06 03:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Like imagining how much dope iv ever consumed and seeing it in a big pile,just how big would that pile be....? Even scarier,how much did it cost? Well that and how come when you open a brand new tin of evaporated milk........its still there?? :shocked:


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: drowneduck]
    #5803678 - 06/29/06 03:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 and buns in packs of six or twelve? I know it's been talked about to death but seriously?


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5803685 - 06/29/06 03:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

It's a monopoly, man!

"HEY, 6 BUNS WON'T WORK, GUESS I'LL GO WITH A DOZEN."


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5803715 - 06/29/06 03:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe it has to do with bakers and their odd compulsion to make things in multiples of a dozen. The six buns obviously being 1/2 dozen. Maybe there was a huge rift between the bakers and the butchers over what the magic number would be.

More puzzling is how can I get a package of 8 hamburger buns, but not 8 hot dog buns. Seriously.


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: mycogirl]
    #5803750 - 06/29/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

what about a bakers dozen?


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: mycogirl]
    #5803762 - 06/29/06 03:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Hot dogs less popular? Who knows,or dares to dream?Keep fanning the flames, ill get less now than sleeping beauty's baby sitter.


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: CosmicFool]
    #5803770 - 06/29/06 03:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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CosmicFool said:
what about a bakers dozen?




More of the compulsion. A baker can't sell 13 of anything, so if s/he has one extra, s/he still has to make it somehow into a dozen, hence the bakers dozen. Totally logical.


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: mycogirl]
    #5803781 - 06/29/06 03:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Its all about economies of scale ...


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: drowneduck]
    #5803788 - 06/29/06 03:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

What if the Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about? :shiftyeyes:


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: Silversoul]
    #5803839 - 06/29/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Learn the hokey pokey and don't forget your towel. These are the important things in life.


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: drowneduck]
    #5803869 - 06/29/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If you're riding a cement canoe down a river and the wheels fall off how many frogs are in you're oven? WRONG!! 'cause ice cream doesn't have bones and jeeps go beep and sometimes it rains in the winter.
April showers bring may flowers
a stitch in time saves nine
the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain
and that's the price of tea in China


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: CosmicFool]
    #5803884 - 06/29/06 04:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:smile:


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5803937 - 06/29/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Why cant people walk on the side walk in the right direction :crazy2:



STAY TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE :evil:


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: CosmicFool]
    #5803989 - 06/29/06 04:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

ice cream doesn't have bones

I am too stoned to remember where I've heard that...


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: mycogirl]
    #5804003 - 06/29/06 05:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If you think of it tell me because I have no idea. it's just something my parents used to say. in fact that whole post is modifyed from something they used to say. (different sayings but same message)


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: CosmicFool]
    #5804015 - 06/29/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I feel like it was repeated in a patterned sereis in a poem. I want to say one of the beat poets, but I googled it and can't come up with anything. Maybe it's just a phrase lots of people say, and I just heard it somewhere.


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: mycogirl]
    #5804031 - 06/29/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

maybe but I've never heard any say it before. And if it helps it's supposed to be
If you're riding you're bike up a hill at 80mph how many frogs are in you're oven? ... then the answer is the same


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: CosmicFool]
    #5804227 - 06/29/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

that reminds me of a dream i had once-i was at this herb festival and there was a speaker standing next to a giant pile of beer bottles saying this is normal ammount a kid drinks in college


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: Silversoul]
    #5804415 - 06/29/06 07:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Silversoul said:
What if the Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about? :shiftyeyes:




"That is what it is all about!"


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: Boglyn]
    #5804503 - 06/29/06 08:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)


JIMMY BUFFETT - "What If The Hokey-Pokey Is All It Really Is About?"

The universe is runnin' away
I heard it on the news just the other day
There's this new stuff called dark energy
We can't measure and we can't see
It's some elemental mystery
Train that we can't catch
But our heads are in the oven
And somebody's 'bout to strike a match
Meanwhile back on our big round ball
Things are getting serious as cholesterol
Permutations, calculations,
Greedy piggies at the trough
Arrogance and ignorance
Just to top it off
I just can't keep up with the Nasdaq
Who got sold and bought
I've got to take my lunch break
But I'll leave you with a little for thought

Maybe it's all too simple
For our brains to figure it out
What if the hokey pokey
Is all it really is about

What if life is just a cosmic joke
Like spiders in your underwear or olives in your coke
My life can get as messy as a day old sticky bun
So I arm myself with punch lines and a big ol' water gun
They say it's not that simple but just maybe it should be
It's time to change the subject, would you join me in a cup of herbal tea?

Maybe it's all too simple
For our brains to figure it out
What if the hokey pokey
Is all it really is about

I still believe in rock 'n' roll
It pays my bills and soothes my soul
There really really isn't
A whole lot more around
Except for Frank Sinatra and the Big band sound
I want music in the music
I want chicken in the soup
I want caffeine in my system let's revive the hula hoop

Maybe it's all too simple
For our brains to figure it out
What if the hokey pokey
Is all it really is about


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Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
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"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett


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Re: Things that keep me awake at night. [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #5804534 - 06/29/06 08:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

My avtar is better Boglyn.


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