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gema
Freedom from the Known

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Operation removes lightbulb from anus
#5803625 - 06/29/06 03:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Operation Removes Lightbulb from Anus Thu Jun 29, 7:34 AM ET
MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.
Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.
"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."
Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.
"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."
The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
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xDuckYouSuckerx
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Re: Operation removes lightbulb from anus [Re: gema]
#5803630 - 06/29/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"Thanks Allah"
Haha, fucking habeebs.
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


Registered: 08/19/03
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Loc: Afghanistan
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Re: Operation removes lightbulb from anus [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
#5803639 - 06/29/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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NO RACISM.
PS I'll bet allah put it there.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: Operation removes lightbulb from anus [Re: gema]
#5803643 - 06/29/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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What a bright idea!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Diploid
Cuban


Registered: 01/09/03
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Re: Operation removes lightbulb from anus [Re: gema]
#5803676 - 06/29/06 03:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims
As bad as the US is, I'm glad I live here and not there...
-------------------- Republican Values: 1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you. 2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child. 3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer. 4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


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Re: Operation removes lightbulb from anus [Re: Diploid]
#5803682 - 06/29/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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OMG UR A BUSH LOVER
At least they can beat their women without fear of persecution.
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