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OfflineCenebite
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Check shag carpet for toothpicks before shroomin!!!
    #4389787 - 07/10/05 01:11 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

So I bet your wondering what the hell that subject is about... well last night we were all just chilling planning on doing a small shroom dose, were all hanging out having a good time and I go to my room to grab some stuff just before we munch down... Well on my way out I slid my foot onto my shag carpet and low and behold a very sharp pointy toothpick (not the flat ones, the pointy round ones) desides to lodge itself deep within my foot.... I start cursing and yelling and in the midts try to yank it out...

In my anger I accidently broke it off inside my freaking foot.... so now were all standing around me hopping on one foot and my buddies grabbing the tweezers.... it was way to hard to get ahold of since it broke off and I had no idea how deep it really was...

So off to the freaking hospital I went, 2 hours later they froze my foot, pulled the skin away from the toothpick and yanked er out... and holy shit was it ever deep.... I can honestly say it was over 1.5"'s long straight into my foot... they bandaged me up and I hobbled home, no shrooms but I smoked a j and watch "The Wall".... Thought you would all enjoy my story!

And the moral of the story is DON'T use sharp toothpicks around shag carpet!!


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Offlinecrystallize
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Re: Check shag carpet for toothpicks before shroomin!!! [Re: Cenebite]
    #4389846 - 07/10/05 01:29 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Good thing you didn't munch those shrooms before you had to go to the hospital. Hospitals and psychedelics don't mix.

Hope u feel better.


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OfflineBloodNOil
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Re: Check shag carpet for toothpicks before shroomin!!! [Re: crystallize]
    #4390249 - 07/10/05 05:01 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

bodily harm and psychedelics aren't a good combination either.


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OfflineJfisher
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Re: Check shag carpet for toothpicks before shroomin!!! [Re: BloodNOil]
    #4391477 - 07/11/05 03:50 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

You are a lucky (wo)man. Unlucky too, but god damn were you lucky. I couldn't even begin to imagine the ER while tripping. It's bad enough sober.


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Re: Check shag carpet for toothpicks before shroomin!!! *DELETED* [Re: Jfisher]
    #4391487 - 07/11/05 04:01 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

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Offlinehempknight
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Re: Check shag carpet for toothpicks before shroomin!!! [Re: no1joe]
    #4391859 - 07/11/05 09:27 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

excellent trip tip.


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Offlinegma
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Re: Check shag carpet for toothpicks before shroomin!!! [Re: hempknight]
    #4392076 - 07/11/05 10:52 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

^^ haha for sure. Straight and to the point. Dont impale yourself with shit! lol!


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Offlinejessyriot
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Re: Check shag carpet for toothpicks before shroomin!!! [Re: gma]
    #4392606 - 07/11/05 01:43 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

:eek:
ouchie!

hope yer foot feels better

Jessy <3


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: Check shag carpet for toothpicks before shroomin!!! [Re: jessyriot]
    #5803296 - 06/29/06 01:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I know this is an old topic, but OUCH...that sounds painful.


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