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OfflineJalruza
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Pocket Girlfriend
    #5802740 - 06/29/06 10:32 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

better edit this!

























no fuck it im posting this shit!!!!!


Every time i get high, every once in a while, like today... i get these horny dreamings, wouldn't it be cool if imagine, you had a girlfriend but not just any ordninary woman, but a maybe a babe about 2 feet tall... blone... doll... blue eyes...LONG LONG legs, her own matching set of clothes. Something between a fairy and a prostitute. Same live and human but only smaller fairy size. You could take her out, you could feed her dinner, you could watch the sunset together, do whatever you want... maybe she could grant you wishes???

You could keep her in your cars glov compartment or in your closet. SO what do you think, cool idea eh?

Thought id share and make you read my horny weed induced fantasies :lurk:



but wait, theres more to this story i aint telling here!!

By the way sometimes i do it the other way around, im bigger and normal women... and imagine im the legendary hero able to satisfy... lol lol ... if that floats your boat?!!!! lol



ps. if lennosn reading this post... piss off


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
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I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


Edited by Jalruza (06/30/06 03:18 AM)


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
    #5802749 - 06/29/06 10:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Can I buy some of your pot?


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OfflineJackenobi
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
    #5802761 - 06/29/06 10:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

you're pretty weird dude. do you have a dwarf fetish?
Check out Bridget the midget, she's pretty hot  :tongue2:


I know where you're coming from though - perfectly pretty and playful and beyond...

One day i will get the very cute girl i journey for. Then i will get her shroomed up. Then we will see who is crazy.

mmm mmm mmm thats good shroom sex.  :blush: :tongue: :laugh:


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OfflineJalruza
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: despisedicon]
    #5802766 - 06/29/06 10:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Oh man i love Yoda


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
    #5802772 - 06/29/06 10:42 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

dwarf fetish................


































ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
    #5802777 - 06/29/06 10:44 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Jalruza said:
Oh man i love Yoda




Yoda is a cool guy. Don't worry everyone has at least one fucked up sexual fantasy.


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OfflineCounsellorTroi
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: despisedicon]
    #5802786 - 06/29/06 10:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Why do you post the exact same threads threads here and at ICMag? Like, word for word. You even edited this one the same as you did there!


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Offlinelemon_lw
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
    #5802793 - 06/29/06 10:49 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

the truth shall set you free



Quote:

Jalruza said:
Every time i get high, every once in a while, like today... i get these horny dreamings... it be cool if imagine, you had a girlfriend but not just any ordninary woman, but a maybe a babe about 2 feet tall... blone... doll... blue eyes...LONG legs... her own matching set of clothes. Something between a fairy and a prostitute. Same live and human but only smaller fairy size. You could take her out, you could feed her dinner, you could watch the sunset together, do whatever you want... maybe she could grant you wishes???

You could keep her in your cars glov compartment or in your closet. SO what do you think, cool idea eh?

Thought id share and make you read my horny weed induced fantasiesCommunity




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In the belly of the Leviathan, one can either despair and perish, or be cheerful and persevere.-Dean Koontz


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: lemon_lw]
    #5802797 - 06/29/06 10:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: CounsellorTroi]
    #5802803 - 06/29/06 10:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

CounsellorTroi said:
Why do you post the exact same threads threads here and at ICMag? Like, word for word. You even edited this one the same as you did there!




What the hell is ICMag? Use the reply feature buddy.


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5802814 - 06/29/06 10:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

approve of this thread yoda does


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OfflineJalruza
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: despisedicon]
    #5802815 - 06/29/06 10:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

IC MAG is moderated by GYPSY NIRVANA

That useless cunt is editing and deleting every one of my posts lol


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OfflineCounsellorTroi
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
    #5802819 - 06/29/06 10:59 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Actually, if you knew how to read properly, you would see that the Lounge is moderated by ~Red Bandit~ and Druid. Sometimes DG but I haven't seen her in a few days.


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: king_cobra]
    #5802820 - 06/29/06 10:59 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

king_cobra said:
approve of this thread yoda does





My bong has a Yoda sticker on it. I feel he enlightens the weed with his great Jedi Zen. Nahhh hes just a cool short motherfucker that is smart and talks funny.


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OfflinePurpleKush
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
    #5802827 - 06/29/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

shouldn't you be saving your girlfriend from the evil russians or something?


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5802828 - 06/29/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

evil russian biker gang*


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5802834 - 06/29/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

they walk now, he laid down spike strips and fuxx0r3d their bikes up from what i hear.


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
    #5802846 - 06/29/06 11:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)



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I find your lack of faith disturbing


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5802885 - 06/29/06 11:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

PurpleKush said:
shouldn't you be saving your girlfriend from the evil russians or something?





He rememebrs


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
    #5802989 - 06/29/06 11:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

WTF


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
    #5803790 - 06/29/06 03:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Jalruza said:


Every time i get high, every once in a while, like today... i get these horny dreamings, wouldn't it be cool if imagine, you had a girlfriend but not just any ordninary woman, but a maybe a babe about 2 feet tall... blone... doll... blue eyes...LONG LONG legs, her own matching set of clothes. Something between a fairy and a prostitute. Same live and human but only smaller fairy size. You could take her out, you could feed her dinner, you could watch the sunset together, do whatever you want... maybe she could grant you wishes???

You could keep her in your cars glov compartment or in your closet. SO what do you think, cool idea eh?

Thought id share and make you read my horny weed induced fantasies :lurk:



but wait, theres more to this story i aint telling here!!

By the way sometimes i do it the other way around, im bigger and normal women... and imagine im the legendary hero able to satisfy... lol lol ... if that floats your boat?!!!! lol



ps. if lennosn reading this post... fuck you



...they already have those.


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #5803840 - 06/29/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I used to like tinkerbell from 'Hook' when i was about 8.

Had a weird thing for that cartoon woman/rabbit from 'Rodger Rabbit' too.

Grew out of that though when i hit double figures !


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #5804288 - 06/29/06 06:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

wow, when i found this picture i didn't think it got much worse.. i was wrong.



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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: despisedicon]
    #6829982 - 04/24/07 11:25 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

despisedicon said:
Can I buy some of your pot?






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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: chemiKalz]
    #6830047 - 04/24/07 11:39 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

wow.. old thread back from the dead.

in other news.. this thread made me google bridget the midget. she is surprisingly attractive. well.. at least in the face.


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #6830115 - 04/24/07 11:53 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Damn... and I thought I was gonna get some hot midget porn to see me off to sleep for the night.

:thumbdown: :rolleyes:


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: coAsTal]
    #6830356 - 04/25/07 12:40 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)



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I find your lack of faith disturbing


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