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OfflineHeadTripVertigo
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
    #5803790 - 06/29/06 03:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Jalruza said:


Every time i get high, every once in a while, like today... i get these horny dreamings, wouldn't it be cool if imagine, you had a girlfriend but not just any ordninary woman, but a maybe a babe about 2 feet tall... blone... doll... blue eyes...LONG LONG legs, her own matching set of clothes. Something between a fairy and a prostitute. Same live and human but only smaller fairy size. You could take her out, you could feed her dinner, you could watch the sunset together, do whatever you want... maybe she could grant you wishes???

You could keep her in your cars glov compartment or in your closet. SO what do you think, cool idea eh?

Thought id share and make you read my horny weed induced fantasies :lurk:



but wait, theres more to this story i aint telling here!!

By the way sometimes i do it the other way around, im bigger and normal women... and imagine im the legendary hero able to satisfy... lol lol ... if that floats your boat?!!!! lol



ps. if lennosn reading this post... fuck you



...they already have those.


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #5803840 - 06/29/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I used to like tinkerbell from 'Hook' when i was about 8.

Had a weird thing for that cartoon woman/rabbit from 'Rodger Rabbit' too.

Grew out of that though when i hit double figures !


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #5804288 - 06/29/06 06:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

wow, when i found this picture i didn't think it got much worse.. i was wrong.



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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: despisedicon]
    #6829982 - 04/24/07 11:25 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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despisedicon said:
Can I buy some of your pot?






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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: chemiKalz]
    #6830047 - 04/24/07 11:39 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

wow.. old thread back from the dead.

in other news.. this thread made me google bridget the midget. she is surprisingly attractive. well.. at least in the face.


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #6830115 - 04/24/07 11:53 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Damn... and I thought I was gonna get some hot midget porn to see me off to sleep for the night.

:thumbdown: :rolleyes:


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: coAsTal]
    #6830356 - 04/25/07 12:40 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)



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