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Jalruza
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Pocket Girlfriend
#5802740 - 06/29/06 10:32 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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better edit this!
no fuck it im posting this shit!!!!!
Every time i get high, every once in a while, like today... i get these horny dreamings, wouldn't it be cool if imagine, you had a girlfriend but not just any ordninary woman, but a maybe a babe about 2 feet tall... blone... doll... blue eyes...LONG LONG legs, her own matching set of clothes. Something between a fairy and a prostitute. Same live and human but only smaller fairy size. You could take her out, you could feed her dinner, you could watch the sunset together, do whatever you want... maybe she could grant you wishes???
You could keep her in your cars glov compartment or in your closet. SO what do you think, cool idea eh?
Thought id share and make you read my horny weed induced fantasies :lurk:
but wait, theres more to this story i aint telling here!!
By the way sometimes i do it the other way around, im bigger and normal women... and imagine im the legendary hero able to satisfy... lol lol ... if that floats your boat?!!!! lol
ps. if lennosn reading this post... piss off
-------------------- Time keeps ticking and running away And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension Too cool to mention well that's the intention But some of us too dame blind to see Jesus is the King Volume I Jesus is the King Volume II Shroomery MSN club I'm talking to aliens! Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras Hilary Duff!!
Edited by Jalruza (06/30/06 03:18 AM)
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despisedicon
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
#5802749 - 06/29/06 10:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Can I buy some of your pot?
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Jackenobi
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
#5802761 - 06/29/06 10:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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you're pretty weird dude. do you have a dwarf fetish? Check out Bridget the midget, she's pretty hot 
I know where you're coming from though - perfectly pretty and playful and beyond...
One day i will get the very cute girl i journey for. Then i will get her shroomed up. Then we will see who is crazy.
mmm mmm mmm thats good shroom sex.
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Jalruza
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Oh man i love Yoda
-------------------- Time keeps ticking and running away And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension Too cool to mention well that's the intention But some of us too dame blind to see Jesus is the King Volume I Jesus is the King Volume II Shroomery MSN club I'm talking to aliens! Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras Hilary Duff!!
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Jalruza
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
#5802772 - 06/29/06 10:42 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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dwarf fetish................
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-------------------- Time keeps ticking and running away And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension Too cool to mention well that's the intention But some of us too dame blind to see Jesus is the King Volume I Jesus is the King Volume II Shroomery MSN club I'm talking to aliens! Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras Hilary Duff!!
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
#5802777 - 06/29/06 10:44 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jalruza said: Oh man i love Yoda
Yoda is a cool guy. Don't worry everyone has at least one fucked up sexual fantasy.
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CounsellorTroi
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Why do you post the exact same threads threads here and at ICMag? Like, word for word. You even edited this one the same as you did there!
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lemon_lw
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
#5802793 - 06/29/06 10:49 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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the truth shall set you free
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Jalruza said: Every time i get high, every once in a while, like today... i get these horny dreamings... it be cool if imagine, you had a girlfriend but not just any ordninary woman, but a maybe a babe about 2 feet tall... blone... doll... blue eyes...LONG legs... her own matching set of clothes. Something between a fairy and a prostitute. Same live and human but only smaller fairy size. You could take her out, you could feed her dinner, you could watch the sunset together, do whatever you want... maybe she could grant you wishes???
You could keep her in your cars glov compartment or in your closet. SO what do you think, cool idea eh?
Thought id share and make you read my horny weed induced fantasiesCommunity
-------------------- In the belly of the Leviathan, one can either despair and perish, or be cheerful and persevere.-Dean Koontz
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: lemon_lw]
#5802797 - 06/29/06 10:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Quote:
CounsellorTroi said: Why do you post the exact same threads threads here and at ICMag? Like, word for word. You even edited this one the same as you did there!
What the hell is ICMag? Use the reply feature buddy.
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king_cobra
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approve of this thread yoda does
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Jalruza
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IC MAG is moderated by GYPSY NIRVANA
That useless cunt is editing and deleting every one of my posts lol
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CounsellorTroi
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
#5802819 - 06/29/06 10:59 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Actually, if you knew how to read properly, you would see that the Lounge is moderated by ~Red Bandit~ and Druid. Sometimes DG but I haven't seen her in a few days.
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: king_cobra]
#5802820 - 06/29/06 10:59 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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king_cobra said: approve of this thread yoda does
My bong has a Yoda sticker on it. I feel he enlightens the weed with his great Jedi Zen. Nahhh hes just a cool short motherfucker that is smart and talks funny.
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PurpleKush
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
#5802827 - 06/29/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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shouldn't you be saving your girlfriend from the evil russians or something?
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: PurpleKush]
#5802828 - 06/29/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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evil russian biker gang*
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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PurpleKush
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they walk now, he laid down spike strips and fuxx0r3d their bikes up from what i hear.
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Konnrade
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
#5802846 - 06/29/06 11:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I find your lack of faith disturbing
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Jalruza
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: PurpleKush]
#5802885 - 06/29/06 11:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
PurpleKush said: shouldn't you be saving your girlfriend from the evil russians or something?
He rememebrs
-------------------- Time keeps ticking and running away And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension Too cool to mention well that's the intention But some of us too dame blind to see Jesus is the King Volume I Jesus is the King Volume II Shroomery MSN club I'm talking to aliens! Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras Hilary Duff!!
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Dreamer987
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Re: Pocket Girlfriend [Re: Jalruza]
#5802989 - 06/29/06 11:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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WTF
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