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OfflineBikerfool
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I have a catheter.
    #5796278 - 06/27/06 04:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

A nurse put a catheter in my penis this morning because I couldn't urinate.
I hadn't seen my girlfriend for two months until last night, we got a little rough, now there's some scar tissue blocking my ureatha, and there's a tube up my wang. Not cool, I gotta be a little bit more gentle during sex, hopefully they'll take this thing out tommorow. Anybody had one of these before? it really sucks if you get wood.


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InvisibleCowgold
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Re: I have a catheter. [Re: Bikerfool]
    #5796290 - 06/27/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Never had one. Christ that sounds bad.


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Re: I have a catheter. [Re: Bikerfool]
    #5796293 - 06/27/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

jesus, was she ramming something down your ureatha during sex? Im kinda wondering how you got the scare tissue you there, ive heard of rough sex but nothing that involved having a cathetar installed the next day lol.


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Invisiblesui
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Re: I have a catheter. [Re: coda]
    #5796323 - 06/27/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

coda said:
jesus, was she ramming something down your ureatha during sex? Im kinda wondering how you got the scare tissue you there, ive heard of rough sex but nothing that involved having a cathetar installed the next day lol.




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Re: I have a catheter. [Re: Bikerfool]
    #5796368 - 06/27/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'd jerk off with it inside me


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OfflineBikerfool
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Re: I have a catheter. [Re: Bikerfool]
    #5796388 - 06/27/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I think the scar tissue might have something to with having sex on a full bladder and not being able to get off. I guess it's my Achillie's heal. I didn't piss for eight hours, and really needed to, except for small spurts of blood. Plus I don't have insurance. That's my whining for the day.


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Re: I have a catheter. [Re: Bikerfool]
    #5796529 - 06/27/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i had one in for three days when i was in the hospital after being stabbed. most unnatural feeling in the world. never got a boner though, i was in too much pain.


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Re: I have a catheter. [Re: Scratcher]
    #5796540 - 06/27/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

man foley catheters suck.. i had one in for 2 weeks when i was in my accident last year.. what a great feeling it was to have it out.. i feel for you man.. heres 5 sympathy shroomeis for ya


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