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Bikerfool
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I have a catheter.
#5796278 - 06/27/06 04:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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A nurse put a catheter in my penis this morning because I couldn't urinate. I hadn't seen my girlfriend for two months until last night, we got a little rough, now there's some scar tissue blocking my ureatha, and there's a tube up my wang. Not cool, I gotta be a little bit more gentle during sex, hopefully they'll take this thing out tommorow. Anybody had one of these before? it really sucks if you get wood.
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Cowgold
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Re: I have a catheter. [Re: Bikerfool]
#5796290 - 06/27/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Never had one. Christ that sounds bad.
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coda
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Re: I have a catheter. [Re: Bikerfool]
#5796293 - 06/27/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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jesus, was she ramming something down your ureatha during sex? Im kinda wondering how you got the scare tissue you there, ive heard of rough sex but nothing that involved having a cathetar installed the next day lol.
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Re: I have a catheter. [Re: coda]
#5796323 - 06/27/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
coda said: jesus, was she ramming something down your ureatha during sex? Im kinda wondering how you got the scare tissue you there, ive heard of rough sex but nothing that involved having a cathetar installed the next day lol.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: I have a catheter. [Re: Bikerfool]
#5796368 - 06/27/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd jerk off with it inside me
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Bikerfool
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Re: I have a catheter. [Re: Bikerfool]
#5796388 - 06/27/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think the scar tissue might have something to with having sex on a full bladder and not being able to get off. I guess it's my Achillie's heal. I didn't piss for eight hours, and really needed to, except for small spurts of blood. Plus I don't have insurance. That's my whining for the day.
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Re: I have a catheter. [Re: Bikerfool]
#5796529 - 06/27/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i had one in for three days when i was in the hospital after being stabbed. most unnatural feeling in the world. never got a boner though, i was in too much pain.
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Re: I have a catheter. [Re: Scratcher]
#5796540 - 06/27/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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man foley catheters suck.. i had one in for 2 weeks when i was in my accident last year.. what a great feeling it was to have it out.. i feel for you man.. heres 5 sympathy shroomeis for ya
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