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DoctorJ


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one of the reasons why earth is so fucked
#5795364 - 06/27/06 10:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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because every time God visits, he gets slapped in the face, nailed to a tree, and generally labelled a complete wuss.
earthlings: "We just nailed some complete loser to a tree. Ha-ha!
ascended masters: "That was God, you idiots."
earthlings: "Oh shit, its raining blood and all the volcanoes are spontaneously erupting!"
God: "Who's laughin now, dickheads!"
Ascended Masters: "Ha-ha!"
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Basilides
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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795380 - 06/27/06 10:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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They really need to bring back thread ratings, because this thread is 1 shroom worthy
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DoctorJ


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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: Basilides]
#5795382 - 06/27/06 10:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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your personal bias is showing
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Basilides
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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795399 - 06/27/06 10:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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God forbid
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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795513 - 06/27/06 11:06 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Somehow I doubt a true asendent master would be so vindictive as to sound like Nelson from the Simpsons.
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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: Silversoul]
#5795576 - 06/27/06 11:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Earth doesn't have to be fucked. The more peaceful you become the more peaceful the world becomes. Take a step towards peace every day. You can make a big difference, think of all the people you interact with. Just having a peaceable atmosphere around you makes a difference to all those people, who in turn know many more people. Find peace always.
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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795603 - 06/27/06 11:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wow, it's really comforting to think of God as a vengeful, wrathful, unforgiving asshole who practices "an eye for an eye". It sure helps me sleep well at night!
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hot48yearolds
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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: dblaney]
#5795717 - 06/27/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Doctot J, i always thought you to be more taoist/buddhist in your oppinions. why this...
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DoctorJ


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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: hot48yearolds]
#5795897 - 06/27/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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MushroomTrip
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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: DoctorJ]
#5798900 - 06/28/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude, I don't want to offend you but your thread really sucks. What you described here is Erik Cartan not God. And the eath is indeed about to be fucked ONLY beause our OWN mistakes, not because a revendgeful God. We all are so self absorbed, cause that's where it all comes, that we imaginne God controlling our every step, calm down dude, we;re not that interesting or iporant, and we came here to learn on our own. In a word, we're the ones who kick our asses. God is just waiting silent for us to grow up and fing Him. In a word, we must go to Him, not viceversa. And those kicks that we're giving ourselves in the asses is called LEARNING, so I'm pretty sure we won't fuck up this earth. Lol you know Eart is smarter then us and knows very well when to save itself. Nanural cataclisms? Nothing else but Earth's way to defend himself. And yes. we need to do mistakes, big ones. so once we figure out what we did wrong, never come and repeat the same shit.... or.... who knows ? These things are the ones which makes us advance.... eventually.
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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: DoctorJ]
#5799631 - 06/28/06 02:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
DoctorJ said: because every time God visits, he gets slapped in the face, nailed to a tree, and generally labelled a complete wuss.
earthlings: "We just nailed some complete loser to a tree. Ha-ha!
ascended masters: "That was God, you idiots."
earthlings: "Oh shit, its raining blood and all the volcanoes are spontaneously erupting!"
God: "Who's laughin now, dickheads!"
Ascended Masters: "Ha-ha!"
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MushmanTheManic
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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: DoctorJ]
#5800023 - 06/28/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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because every time God visits, he gets slapped in the face, nailed to a tree, and generally labelled a complete wuss.
Well shit, inept management breeds contempt. Whaddya expect?
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tallgreen
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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: MushmanTheManic]
#5800052 - 06/28/06 04:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think it's silly to think of god as an entity like us, that he is a being out there somewhere that visits occasionally. That perspective is comical, it makes me laugh. God is the universe, and we are all a part of him, an extension of him. Punishment is stupid human bullshit. Do you have any idea how insignificant our existence is? How incredibly small this planet is? It is not possible to offend god. It would be like your skin cells offending you.
The earth is so fucked up because we are so fucked up, simple.
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IamHungry
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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: tallgreen]
#5802463 - 06/29/06 08:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I suffer from psoriasis and eczema constantly. In the winter, if I don't cover myself head-to-toe in moisturizer, I turn into a giant scab. For some reason I doubt my skin cells do it on purpose. But then again, I doubt my skin cells are aware of themselves and their behavior and how I would prefer them to act. Sorry, I didn't mean to burst your bubble but I'm a living contradiction to your analogy.
The earth is so fucked because a few people (unfortunately the few with the most power) commodotized it. Resources aren't worth money... it's completely arbitrary to pay some pieces of green paper (which was made out of trees) to a logger for his labor in cutting down more trees, which may be used to print more money. Maybe if the government didn't force us to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning in school and constantly tell us how great America is, we wouldn't be so hesitant in humbling ourselves for a greater cause.
Anyway, the reason it's getting harder and harder to find peace in the world is because it's worth it to try. Be a neverending source of peace and security in this world of chaos and earthly pleasures, and you'll be a stronger person for it.
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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: IamHungry]
#5802607 - 06/29/06 09:48 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I know what's it's like to have poor health. But have you ever considered that your skin is just as upset as you are? It's not doing it to you? It's not saying, "ha ha, take that"! I'm not trying to insult your intelligence, but how does this make you a living contradiction? Your skin cells are a part of you and if you're offended by them then you're not seeing the whole picture. Your condition would be more analogous to humans being sick on earth, and god feeling it, and being concerned about it.
off topic: I have used Chinese herbs (I'm a Certified Herbalist) for my health problems(constant headaches, nausea, weight loss) and they have made a huge difference, but I'm tired of taking medicine all day everyday, it's expensive compared to just being healthy. So recently I found a new treatment technique that claims to permanently eliminate allergies, and according to this theory most disease is caused by allergies, usually food allergies. Psoriasis is definitely an environmentally stimulated condition. The techinique is called NAET, and it's currently halfway through a 4 year clinical trial in California. PM me for my experiences with it so far..
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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: DoctorJ]
#5803413 - 06/29/06 02:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
DoctorJ said: because every time God visits, he gets slapped in the face, nailed to a tree, and generally labelled a complete wuss.
earthlings: "We just nailed some complete loser to a tree. Ha-ha!
ascended masters: "That was God, you idiots."
earthlings: "Oh shit, its raining blood and all the volcanoes are spontaneously erupting!"
God: "Who's laughin now, dickheads!"
Ascended Masters: "Ha-ha!"
the aliens dont want us to be peacefull, they want us to make $$ for them. and i think they may be hungry.
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Re: one of the reasons why earth is so fucked [Re: BleaK]
#5804470 - 06/29/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
BleaK said:
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DoctorJ said: because every time God visits, he gets slapped in the face, nailed to a tree, and generally labelled a complete wuss.
earthlings: "We just nailed some complete loser to a tree. Ha-ha!
ascended masters: "That was God, you idiots."
earthlings: "Oh shit, its raining blood and all the volcanoes are spontaneously erupting!"
God: "Who's laughin now, dickheads!"
Ascended Masters: "Ha-ha!"
the aliens dont want us to be peacefull, they want us to make $$ for them. and i think they may be hungry.
What??!!
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