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DoctorJ


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the fall and eve
#5795208 - 06/27/06 09:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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so was it eve who ate the apple first?
was the fall of man her fault?
Or was it really adam who ate the apple, and just blamed eve for it?
Some say: "It was men who wrote the bible, and they gave a biased account."
To them I say:
That's women's fault for not inventing writing first. They were probably too busy admiring shiny things.
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795245 - 06/27/06 09:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said: so was it eve who ate the apple first?
was the fall of man her fault?
Why would it matter which sex brought about the fall of man?
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795255 - 06/27/06 09:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Have you ever considered the possibility that God wanted her to eat the fruit because the fruit was actually a good thing
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: Basilides]
#5795262 - 06/27/06 09:33 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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no, I've never considered that
teach me more, oh benevolent master
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795269 - 06/27/06 09:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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eve: "You said not to eat the fruit, but i thought you were just fuckin with me, so I ate it anyway."
God: "You thought I was just fucking with you? OK, well then that's what we'll do. Jesus?"
Jesus: "Yeah, Dad?"
God: "Let's go bury brontasaurus heads on the earth. Then, if anyone says they believe in dinosaurs, we'll send them to Hell."
eve: "Why are you fucking with us like that?"
God: "Bitch you asked for it, you got it."
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795274 - 06/27/06 09:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You want ME to teach YOU!?
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: mr_kite]
#5795302 - 06/27/06 09:51 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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mr_kite said:
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DoctorJ said: so was it eve who ate the apple first?
was the fall of man her fault?
Why would it matter which sex brought about the fall of man?
It matters to Justice.
plus I'm tired of women claiming they got a bum rap from the bible.
gee, girls, maybe if you had invented writing, you could have set the record straight. To the victor go the spoils. Tough titty, bitches.
And its not like women aren't still treacherous thieves. No less than 10 years ago, some whore tried to steal my inheritance, the universe, and even my very soul. In doing so, she basically doomed women to damnation for many millenia to come. Nice goin, sweetheart
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795317 - 06/27/06 09:57 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why are you a misogynist?
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795325 - 06/27/06 10:00 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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plus I'm tired of women claiming they got a bum rap from the bible.
gee, girls, maybe if you had invented writing, you could have set the record straight. To the victor go the spoils. Tough titty, bitches
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: Basilides]
#5795330 - 06/27/06 10:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Basilides said: Why are you a misogynist?
because I know women
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795356 - 06/27/06 10:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Not enough to get laid, apparently
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: Basilides]
#5795372 - 06/27/06 10:15 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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get with the times. I just got laid last night.
new girlfriend is a leo. rowr.
she thinks everything I'm writing is hilarious, btw.
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795377 - 06/27/06 10:17 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Grow up
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: Basilides]
#5795379 - 06/27/06 10:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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quoth the man who just made fun of someone for 'not getting laid'.
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795391 - 06/27/06 10:21 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hah!
So it is true
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: Basilides]
#5795404 - 06/27/06 10:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Basilides said: Hah!
So it is true
true that I have a girlfriend? indeed, it is.
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795418 - 06/27/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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She needs to get rid of those glasses and get contact lenses to highlight her beauty But otherwise, nice gal, Doc
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795510 - 06/27/06 11:04 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said: no, I've never considered that
teach me more, oh benevolent master
Apparently you haven't heard the Sethian version of the story. According to it, the God in the garden of Eden(and the whole Old Testament) was the Demiurge, a false God who decieves us into acceptance of the physical world as reality. The serpent is actually Christ, who seeks to liberate mankind with gnosis, so he tells Adam and Eve to eat from the Tree of Knowledge(gnosis), thus allowing them to understand their true form.
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795670 - 06/27/06 11:57 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well done. You've proved to us that you have a girlfriend by posting a picture.
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Re: the fall and eve [Re: DoctorJ]
#5795678 - 06/27/06 12:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why would it matter which sex brought about the fall of man?
It matters to Justice.
plus I'm tired of women claiming they got a bum rap from the bible.
gee, girls, maybe if you had invented writing, you could have set the record straight. To the victor go the spoils. Tough titty, bitches.
And its not like women aren't still treacherous thieves. No less than 10 years ago, some whore tried to steal my inheritance, the universe, and even my very soul. In doing so, she basically doomed women to damnation for many millenia to come. Nice goin, sweetheart
That's mental!
That's completely mental.
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