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OfflineKonnrade
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My neighborhood is full of idiots.
    #5794425 - 06/26/06 11:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

In the spring, there were a bunch of generic mexican stereotypes who were shadowing people, approaching their cars after they got out of them, or loitering and probably waiting to do either of the above...

Before that, there was a rash of car break-ins around christmas. Cars parked on the street were broken into, and boxes were stolen from them, if present (no pun intended).

Tonight, I hear someone screaming, and I see a guy wandering back and forth across the street. He stands in front of cars that go by, forces them to stop, and lays his head down on the hood.

I can understand doing something stupid, but damn it don't involve other people, and especially don't involve their car. That shit is just rude.

$10 says he's one of the folks who turns into an imposing ass when he gets drunk.

Stopping cars in the street and yelling at 10:30... this guy must want to go to jail :rolleyes:


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: Konnrade]
    #5794432 - 06/26/06 11:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Snipe the douche with some poison-tipped blowdarts.


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: DNKYD]
    #5794444 - 06/26/06 11:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

drive your car on the street an hit him, its his fault for being in the road, or jus go to a 24hour carwash an wash it off


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: pimmp1969]
    #5794449 - 06/26/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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drive your car on the street an hit him, its his fault for being in the road, or jus go to a 24hour carwash an wash it off




Naw, whether or not he's standing in the middle of the road, it's still illegal to hit him if it could be avoided. Besides, all he did was make obnoxious noise for a few minutes. A night in the drunk tank is really the worst he deserves.


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: Konnrade]
    #5794461 - 06/26/06 11:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

damn were u liive cali, in fl if someone is crossin out of a cross zone an u hit em going the speed limit u can get off, well if u got a good lawyer


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: Konnrade]
    #5794477 - 06/26/06 11:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Konnrade said:
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pimmp1969 said:
drive your car on the street an hit him, its his fault for being in the road, or jus go to a 24hour carwash an wash it off




Naw, whether or not he's standing in the middle of the road, it's still illegal to hit him if it could be avoided. Besides, all he did was make obnoxious noise for a few minutes. A night in the drunk tank is really the worst he deserves.




It could also cost $'s fixing a car. His head could be harder than the bumper, hood or windshield.  :grin:


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: KaptKid]
    #5794529 - 06/27/06 12:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

well heres some good advice, if your about to hit a deer or anyhting for that matter speed up. if you lock the breaks the front end of the car will go down makin it easier for the thing to hit ur car then slam into the windshield. if you speed up it will rase the front bumper alil bit giving your odds for survial a better chance


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: Konnrade]
    #5794568 - 06/27/06 12:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

My neighborhood is full of idiots of a completely different type. I'm currently living with my parents while I go to my current college.

My neighborhood is full of yuppies. I think my parents are the only ones on the street with kids in college.

One day I was driving home, going 20mph (speedlimit is 25) and some mother fucker runs out in front of me and starts bitching at me about driving too fast. First off, I was going UNDER the speed limit of the neighborhood. Second, if the stupid fuck had any decent parenting skills, he'd teach kids that the road is not his kid's own personal playground. I've followed the dude home before and he drives faster than I do. 

I know my parents always taught me to stay out of the road, why the fuck can't he do the same?

If he ever says anything to me again, I well tell him to go fuck himself. I will tell him that he needs to learn some parenting skills and as long as I am driving at or below the speed limit, he can fuck off because he can't do a god damn thing legaly.

I've actually called the city cops on these people before because their kids are always in the street. The cops said they'd take care of it, and they did(surprisingly). Now the kids stay in the driveway, like they should. I still get dirty looks from the parents though. Like I said, if they every say anything to me againi will bitch them out, and if need be(which is possible, he's a belligerent redneck) I will whip out my pepperspray and/or knife. That'd be quite the neighborhood drama.  :thumbdown:


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: Gumby]
    #5794667 - 06/27/06 01:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

fuck those arrogant neighbours man. if i get looks from them i just start saying things like "HEY DAVE! HAVE YOU GOT ANY SPARE NEEDLES, MAN?" or "I'M JUST GOING TO TOP UP MAN IM COMING DOWN REEEEAL HARD!!!" or like just dodgy junky shit that freaks them out. usually clears the way


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: indica]
    #5794670 - 06/27/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

My neighbors all think I'm crazy and avoid me. And you know something? They're right. :laugh:


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5794712 - 06/27/06 01:35 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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ToiletDuk said:
My neighbors all think I'm crazy and avoid me. And you know something? They're right. :laugh:




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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: eligal]
    #5794755 - 06/27/06 02:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

My neighbors once called the cops on my for skating out in front of my house. They justified this by saying "oh well our baby couldnt sleep" Yeah its really hard for your kid to go to sleep with EVERY GOD DAMN WINDOW IN THE HOUSE OPEN... and this was in the middle of the day... like at 3pm. They could have just asked me to move somewhere else insted of calling the cops.


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: Kittybob]
    #5794764 - 06/27/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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My neighbors once called the cops on my for skating out in front of my house. They justified this by saying "oh well our baby couldnt sleep" Yeah its really hard for your kid to go to sleep with EVERY GOD DAMN WINDOW IN THE HOUSE OPEN... and this was in the middle of the day... like at 3pm. They could have just asked me to move somewhere else insted of calling the cops.




That just ain't right.

Now, if you had been staggering in front of traffic, laying on the hoods of cars, and yelling randomly... it would be a way different story :tongue:


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: Konnrade]
    #5794768 - 06/27/06 02:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, Im pretty reasonable... If I get the cops called on me for something stupid that I deserved to get the cops called on me for then Im not mad about it.


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: Gumby]
    #5794833 - 06/27/06 02:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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My neighborhood is full of idiots of a completely different type. I'm currently living with my parents while I go to my current college.

My neighborhood is full of yuppies. I think my parents are the only ones on the street with kids in college.

One day I was driving home, going 20mph (speedlimit is 25) and some mother fucker runs out in front of me and starts bitching at me about driving too fast. First off, I was going UNDER the speed limit of the neighborhood. Second, if the stupid fuck had any decent parenting skills, he'd teach kids that the road is not his kid's own personal playground. I've followed the dude home before and he drives faster than I do. 

I know my parents always taught me to stay out of the road, why the fuck can't he do the same?

If he ever says anything to me again, I well tell him to go fuck himself. I will tell him that he needs to learn some parenting skills and as long as I am driving at or below the speed limit, he can fuck off because he can't do a god damn thing legaly.

I've actually called the city cops on these people before because their kids are always in the street. The cops said they'd take care of it, and they did(surprisingly). Now the kids stay in the driveway, like they should. I still get dirty looks from the parents though. Like I said, if they every say anything to me againi will bitch them out, and if need be(which is possible, he's a belligerent redneck) I will whip out my pepperspray and/or knife. That'd be quite the neighborhood drama.  :thumbdown:





i hate people that let thier kids play in the road with a passion everytime i come or leave my house there are at least 10 kids playing in the road and not paying attenion to anything. they like to ride thier bikes down the driveway and coast into the road and they never look before they do this they are lucky im a very alert driver


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: Dobie]
    #5794841 - 06/27/06 03:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Ah, natural selection...

I'd like to see the ghost of darwin just go barreling down that street in a huge truck, lauging maniacally.

The kids that are too stupid to get out of the way are weeded out of the gene pool, which dumb people seem to keep pissing in.


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: Konnrade]
    #5794846 - 06/27/06 03:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I dunno... I think its really the parents. That a little harsh twords a kid who just wants to ride a bike around. Thats just my opinion.


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: Konnrade]
    #5794854 - 06/27/06 03:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

these kids are lucky i live in a cul-de-sac


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: Kittybob]
    #5794856 - 06/27/06 03:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yes, it's the parents' fault, but it's obviously too late to halt the reproduction of the parents. :tongue:

Stupid people have a tendency to devote their lives to fucking and having little morons.


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: Dobie]
    #5794858 - 06/27/06 03:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'm going to wake up in a couple of days to the headline "Maniac driver only known as "dobie" gunned down 3 kids and sped off." on the morning news. :lol:


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5794876 - 06/27/06 03:41 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

you know whats funny my mugshot actually says jon ****** aka dobie lol


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    #15189819 - 10/07/11 12:53 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

My cat just caused a visual hallucination that I can't explain...  I love my cat.  I think she wants to have sex with me.  I'll reply back when it's over.  I hope she scratches me.


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Re: My neighborhood is full of idiots. [Re: BangHead]
    #15189889 - 10/07/11 01:27 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

is that the only pussy you'll ever get?

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