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Eggshell Walker

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Complete Trip Tip Field Guide
    #579437 - 03/15/02 06:47 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

There are some basic tenets to follow if you want to follow in the footsteps of those who have gone before as observed in the Trip Report section. This represents the key ingredients to successful tripping in the voyagers' own words.

Preliminary - Avoid the advice of friends and / or dealers

When we picked up the mush from our dealer he warned us that ... they were very potent

The guy who grew em warned me "I only eat an eighth at a time, and that's pushing it." So I'm like, yeah whatever they're some bomb shrooms

The trip must be unplanned and / or done at the wrong time or wrong place. Bonus points for tripping in the wrong mind frame. Set and setting are BS as we all know.

but i was in an awful mood because my girlfriend had been raped the day before and she had just dumped me about 15 minutes before i tripped.

It was my first time ever trippin and I did it during work real fast in the back of the Dairy Queen where I work.

It was Friday night and we had to find shit to do.

It was a sunday night and I had school the next moring.

I was sitting there in math class, first period. i had
a good half an oz in my back pack

Since i had never tripped.I just thought"ahh shit,i can handle it.".So my friend richy gives me 3 grams of shrooms one day before school.

Make sure to take w-a-y too much. Go for it, don't be a pussy!

It was my frist time every using shroomes.One of my friends had some so we both ate about 4.5 grams.

Anyway I downed about 12 shrooms. I know, I was probably asking for it.

My first experience with shrooms was an exercise in recklessness.

so me and a different kid decided we would try to see how high we could get. We really had no clue what we were in for. I was moderately high after eating a few caps, probably 2 or 3 grams, and in all my wisdom decided to eat 12 caps at once. I consumed about 7 more grams in about 10 minutes

I made the decision to "partake"; after meager preperation rituals I took about eleven grams P. cubensis with three grams P. Harmala seeds mixed into Orange Juice. Needless to say, I was in for far more than I ever expected.

I am unsure how much I ate(the whole ounce was in one bag), but I believe it to be somewhere near or slightly under a half O.

so we both ate a 1/4 of mushrooms and took a hit of acid

I decided to push my next trip to the ultimate limit possible.

i think i just took more than i could handle

they were almost dry and i had 27 grams

i ate about a little less than a quarter

Be incredibly impatient when you aren't floored in your expected time-frame. If you are not zooming in 30 minutes, eat some more or mix with other drugs.

For an hour, I kepted bitching about the shrooms not kicking in.

ok this is how my night started out on my first trip me being stupid started out with a good dose like um 5 average shrooms of the ecuador strian and being unexperanced i wasnt feeling anything so i ate more then about 20 mins after that

I packed two huge bowls in my devil bong and after that didn't help I realized I was going to be fucked up bad.

i had taken about a 5grams of shrooms as did my buddy "cuz" we waited about 30 min and nothing happened

Extacy, Shrooms and Marijuana is a dangerous mix

When I got their I had took a blotter (mild acid level) and I had with me 3 gr. of P.Cubensis 3 gr. of MAOI's and a couple of magic seeds.

I had 15 homegrown and dried cubensis mushrooms and I was afraid that it would not be sufficient... I took 2 tabs of acid...

i had to have eaten about 6 grams ... Together we passed it around and smoked the whole thing by each other and to make a long stoy short the joint was laced with a conciderable amount of PCP!

Be sure to operate heavy machinery while coming up.

While we were driving over we could both feel the mush coming on pretty strong

the driver just ate 6 sugarcubes

Well I spent the rest of the night hardcore trippin and ... relaized then I would have to... drive this girl home first.

i could write ten pages on acid driving in unfamilier territory

Go "ut oh" when the dim light of reason flickers as to what you have done. Then have a full-blown freak-out and do things that you will soon regret.

This is something worse than you can imagine

Then I thought about killing myself ... I was totally, totally, TOTALLY sure that this will never ever end

If it had not been for them I might have done something very injurious to myself. In fact, I did it anyway.

I looked at him and said "I am fucked up" get me out of this.

I was in hell! I knew what hell was! This was hell. I couldnt move. I uttered a low "call me n ambulance" to my friend and he said "okay man."

Now i stood up and screaming "Oh my god im in hell"


OH SHIT!!!!!!!!
TIME TO PANIC!!!!!!!!!!

I ran to the back of the bus and broke a widow with my hand

i kept saying to myself "what the fuck is this??, nothing makes sense." i thought that it would never end i thought i would stay like that forever. I was screaming

When i awoke the police had escorted me to the hospital

I was rolling around laughing,crying,screaming saying please god I dont want to die. Finally the ambulance came

I was soon surrounded by fear and loathing, and shut myself off from the world around me as much as I could. Suicidal tendancies filled my brain, and terrifying visions of death and the future will always haunt me. I went home at about midnight to bury the most horrifying experience of a lifetime.

well i walked down to the river to wash but had to be rescued because i almost drowned. the next thing i knew i woke up in the hospital.

Swear off drugs and give the exact same advice to others that you read and didn't listen to.

After that incident i never touched drugs

I can't remeber much but ill never do it again

Well I hope all that decide to do mushrooms don't have an embarassing incident like I had.

and no more acid or shrooms for me. it is too fucking dangerious.

First of all I would like to say that if you are planning to trip on mushrooms for the first time be careful. Trip with someone you enjoy hanging out with and don't do what I did.

I swore I would never ever touch shrooms again

I don't think Ill use mushrooms again for a long time.

i never did any thing after that exsperienc it turned me away from thinking about doing any drugs at all this was my first and last

The hallucinations I had that night were so scary and so crazy that I haven't done shrooms or tea since and I don't know if I' ll ever do it again.


dont take a whole shitload of shrooms like i did your first time.

(straight from me - DO NOT EVER eat this many mushrooms). <8.2 grams>

My advice : Don't shroom alone, and don't mix with other drugs!

I don't recommend trying to get to this level unless youre prepared for 5 hours of absolute insanity.


So please becareful with mushrooms

So I guess, be careful with the amounts, the potency varies too much, so don't fool yourself in to taking 20 times the high you thought you were going to get.

Optional ideas:

Drug your friends unknowlingly as a joke. Honorable mention for tricking your friends.

i liked mushrooms alot but i didn't know he put them on ther him self. I was starving so we grabbed a huge slice and inhaled it. it tasted kinda weird but i didn't care so i just kept eating and about 10 minutes later mt freind told me he just seen some one eat the most shrooms he has ever seen i had eaten he ate 2 pices and i ate the other 16 and i guess about close to 12 to 17 grams for my first time ever tripping

this was the first time tripping and my friend tricked me. he gave me about 8 grams of cubenses and told me they were really weak so i would only get a little buzzed

Note: These are all actual quotes. If you get the urge to start flaming me as being anti-mushroom, then you have totally missed the point of my sardonic post.


The proof is in the pudding.

Edited by Swami (03/16/02 03:38 PM)

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Re: Complete Trip Tip Field Guide [Re: Swami]
    #579443 - 03/15/02 07:10 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

Good lord man, ACTUAL quotes?
These people are doomed.

"I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. 'Course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are."

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Re: Complete Trip Tip Field Guide [Re: Swami]
    #579489 - 03/15/02 08:33 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

Along the same lines as Swami's post I think newbies should really listen to Terence McKenna's genius advice:


higher knowledge starts here

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Re: Complete Trip Tip Field Guide [Re: Swami]
    #579546 - 03/15/02 09:53 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

*laugh* Damn, that is funny reading! I am really curious how many of those that swear off shrooms are eating them again the next weekend.

Just another spore in the wind.

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Re: Complete Trip Tip Field Guide [Re: Swami]
    #579625 - 03/15/02 11:21 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

haha, great post Swami :laugh:


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Re: Complete Trip Tip Field Guide [Re: spores]
    #580539 - 03/16/02 11:35 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

hahaha, I enjoyed that thanks.

Ours is not a better way, ours is merely another way.

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    #580657 - 03/16/02 02:57 PM (21 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Complete Trip Tip Field Guide [Re: ]
    #580749 - 03/16/02 05:23 PM (21 years, 11 months ago)

Here is another classic in which the voyager ingests 250 mg DPT. I call this one:

Zestfully Clean

...the body continued to act upon itself and the environment, thrashing, howling, broke up an empty fish tank that was in the room throwing glass into the bathtub which it climbed into wearing thermal under pants and proceeded to use soap and glass shards to wash itself or something. perhaps it was enjoyable. maybe the glass looked very beautiful, maybe it seemed like flowers or sponges or pieces of the body of god

note the third person reference

Be sure to post your own favorite Trip Report snippets. Add to the collection.


The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: Complete Trip Tip Field Guide [Re: Swami]
    #581040 - 03/17/02 01:06 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

These are a few quotes I found too insightful Not to post:

"I am a dancer at the Gold Club, a topless showbar in Jacksonville, FL.
One night at work I was beggining to trip,when my flesh started to take on a very odd color. Within one hour, my reflection was totally see-thru. At one point during the night the pole I was seducing disappeared. What then? I walked off stage and told my boss and co-workers that I could not perform without a pole. They thought I was insane, until I pulled out my bottle of happy tea and passed it around. 15 beautiful girls 3 beautiful bartenders 2 managers and a deejay all tripping balls. I made more money in 4 hours than I had the entire week. Mushrooms are a beautiful thing I can't think of any mind altering substance I would rather consume. Long live Mushrooms!"

"About 15 minutes go by and they give me a lil more to eat because it was taking a little long. 15 minutes later, I was cracking up! at everything! my cousin, she kept finding pubes on the floor and picked them up and put them on teh couch. I could not stop laughing. I fell on the floor and started rolling and laughing. I could see myself doing it as if I were a spectator. So, i got back up and just didnt stop giggling and laughing. (I laughed for 3 hours straight, no lie). Then, about 15 minutes later, we pop in, BEVERLY HILLS NINJA! and damn, that movie was the funniest. I was tripping so bad!"
"...it all started when i overly paid for some shrooms i thought
i had been jipped but damn was i wrong my friends and i were
driving to the mall we were gonna take the shrooms when went back to my friends house cause his parents don't care but of course they tried to make me take them right then and so i stupidly did it ended up being the largest dose i have ever had about 14 grams we then got to the mall i started to feel the sensation when we wlaked into the mall it was like any normal trip i've had at first then i started to get weird as i was walking in the halls of the mall the peoples faces started to looks really weird like they were physically deformed then they all started looking at me weird as if they knew i was druged up even the mall security did so i started to get scared me and my 2 accompises then met up with 2 girls that we knew they found out i was trippin and started asking me questions about how intense it was they really started to scare me when they asked me a question, i din't answer, and they acted all worried about me asking my friends if i would be ok during that time i was totally in 2 different worlds then my mom called me on my cell phone i had my friend answer it and then he handed it to me with a worried look i got really terrified i barely talked told her..."
  (this guy's whole trip (over two pages) consists of 3 periods)
"I shroomed for the first time the day before Spring Break and it was one of the most horrifiying experiences of my life. I started by eating five large caps (because I wanted to get really fucked up) and sat in a dark room with a few people I knew and a few people I didnt and watched the movie "The Game". The trip started off ok i was experiencing some nausea which gave way to 2 dimensional colorful patterns popping up on the walls. Unfortunately, the game is a twisted movie and I was tryiong to follow it while shrooming my head off! The trip quickly turned bad as I experienced some suicidal thoughts and some timelessness. I never thought I would come down down from the high but one of my buddies talked me down. It was scary, but not to be discouraged, I finished off the bag three days later by myself. That story follows this one. "
"Left my house in London to call on a friend and arrived at his front garden to see what i somehow new was St Peter in an old victorian free-standing bathtub full of liquid mercury. He beckoned me into the bath fully clothed facing him at the other end. I then realized i was in fact in a huge lake of metal naked but feeling completely at one
and St Peter spoke to me in thought mode explaining that all life exists first as liquid then as solid then as a gas that becomes a liqid again. It was simple and to the point and not at all scary. He also said that we are the size of sperms and that when we die we are being ejaculated into the next size level. It takes 7 size levels before we become solid but without memory. I then climbed out of the bath and knocked on my friends door and a small child appeared, it was my friend but at the age of 7. "

"I have to get out of this house. I get up to leave and two dudes are blocking the hallway. They see me coming. Ok. I know one of them and have done for years. Hes fuckin in on the gig as well. He'd been postulating and flexing his muscels like some gorilla about 20 minutes earlier. Hes always been a placid dude. The other guy next to him pulls out a swiss army knife and opens the blade, turns, and looks at me. Now I am really fearing for my life. I thought I was gonna get killed. So I manage to get outa there somehow. I walked fast. I have to cross a main road to get home. There are now 5 workin girls making a b-line for me. They knew I was fuct. I do up my zipper, pull over the hood, put my head to the dirt and bolt down a side street. Then I run for a while."
"Hello readers, I have a story of a night is is believed to be a night that changed my life in many ways. First me and some friends ate mushrooms. I ate 7 grams of cubensis. Things were cool, we were just relaxing in my house. Then my friend David suggests we try his California Sunshine acid. After thinking for a half second I decided to drop the acid.
45 minutes later I was starting to feel something. I then asked my friends if they had any weed to smoke. He said,"No I do have some Dmt though", I have never tried this before but I thought what the hell and smoked it. I was then told the drug makes you trip on it's own. "wow" I thought I am on three different kinds of hallucenegetics. Then I was told there was also salvia in it. right away after that I felt like my body was beeing inflated with air and getting bigger and bigger. That stopped though. Then everything changed into a different world altogethor. My mind had thoughts racing through my head at the speed of light and I felt my body flying through tunnels of delightful colours. many hours later all that stopped but I was still seeing everything melting but I could think. My mind think's alot different now. Kind of like a really good computer program.
I'm sorry I couldn't explain it good enough. If you could only know. "

"When the service was over i remained in the church feeling safe and watching the stain glass windows. Then I noticed the floor which was a kind of deep red glazed concrete there were long black fissures running through it. The concrete became gelatinous clotting blood pouring into these fissures which held milions of writhing scorpians that waited to pour forth if the fissures grew wider which they threatened to do as the blood floor was only thin and not solid.I felt the church was floating on an infinate ugly void the blood floor was just like a scum floating on that void and the void was hell that didnt have fire but just mental horror like i was experiencing myself. I am not religious actually am an athiest but i felt i couldnt be certain now, all my certainties meant nothing as I couldnt possibly comprehend the universe. I felt sure i was glimpsing a truth that was hidden from me in sober thought that there was going to be a judgment day and that i would fail I grew worried that the floor had really changed and that judgement day was about to happen.
When I left the church I felt better and the trip began to wear off as i made my way home.Since then I have not taken trips.prefering the simple pleasures of dope and E. "


Now I see why they were all in page 14 of level 4 trips.  I especially liked the guy who prefers the simple pleasures of dope and e :laugh:



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Re: Complete Trip Tip Field Guide [Re: Swami]
    #581096 - 03/17/02 03:27 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

hehe... trip reports are great! good sleuthin' swami


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Re: Complete Trip Tip Field Guide [Re: Swami]
    #581608 - 03/17/02 06:23 PM (21 years, 11 months ago)



"Order some golf shoes," I whispered. "Otherwise, we'll never get out of this place alive. You notice these lizards don't have any trouble moving around in this muck - that's because they have ~claws~ on their feet."

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