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Offlinejohnypotsmoker
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ever been caught?
    #5790607 - 06/25/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I've been caught and it came to mind just how many people have been caught with drugs and what did their parents do?


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Re: ever been caught? [Re: johnypotsmoker]
    #5790612 - 06/25/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

my parents used to get PISSED when they would find anything having to do with drugs and me.
now that i'm almost 22, though, they know i do drugs (plants only, anymore) and they are pretty accepting. they also know i take care of business and just got a report card from the University with all A's and B's.
basically, my relationship with my parents has gotten IMMENSELY better since i tell them everything about what i do.
PS - my mom even smokes with me sometimes, now.


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Re: ever been caught? [Re: SunshineDaydream]
    #5790701 - 06/25/06 09:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yea ive been caught with some "no good" substances in my past time but my parents supported me in getting better and not doing the things that i did. it helped. i no longer do "bad" substances. thanks mom/dad.

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Re: ever been caught? [Re: Sage]
    #5790817 - 06/25/06 10:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i've been caught a few times smoking pot. i'm not sure if my parents were in denial or just didn't notice but they haven't said anything. i'm really suspicious because they've looked at me while holding a bowl and i let out a little puff of smoke while talking. <that was a really funny experience. my dad turned his head, i said something and the smoke came out in a small thick cloud and i waved it into oblivion before he turned back.


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Re: ever been caught? [Re: Sage]
    #5790846 - 06/25/06 10:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

My mum is clueless...

She found a home-made bong (made while insanely bored when the power went out for a good 12 hours) and a couple of tins of lighter fluid (one for my zippo, one for my jet lighter) and she thought the bong was used to sniff the lighter fluid...oh how I laughed when she left the room. Even my dad couldn't sustain his laughter. I felt pretty damn insulted though that she thought I was the kind of person to sniff lighter fluid. She has even seen a few dozen mushrooms drying on newspaper in my room on numerous occasions and just shrugged it off without a clue. Socially retarded, as is the term we used in high school to describe mates with the same cluelessness.

I don't know if dad has ever found anything of mine, because I know he wouldn't say anything. But if he has, I don't think he cares. He seems to realise that I'm not an idiot and wouldn't let anything like that get out of control and wouldn't let it affect my studies.


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Re: ever been caught? [Re: frostbitten]
    #5790851 - 06/25/06 10:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Uhh.. well.. when I was younger I was never ever caught in the act..
Although I had gotten in PLENTY of trouble about the fact that my parents would find shit laying in my room..
After a while my mum chilled out about it and we talked and it was agreed that I could smoke pot (as long as I wasnt high 24/7 like I was before) and do natural things of that sort and since then I was cooperating and listened to what she had said.
I think it was after that point that living in the house became much easier.. No more paranoia about what would happen, what they would do, etc...
Kids.. take it from me.. if you know your rents used to smoke pot and drop cid like mine... usually they are pretty understanding (Acid does that to a person.. lol)


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Re: ever been caught? [Re: frostbitten]
    #5790854 - 06/25/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Ive been caught countless times smoking weed/faded by my parents and two times in high school.

The second time i was caught in high school was pretty funny, even though i got expelled. When the security guard that caught us was taking us to the principal's office i stashed my weed and pipe on the bed of a gardener's truck, and he saw me with my hands in there and asked me what i was doing. I told him i was looking at the bumper sticker and he bought it, surprisingly :laugh:

When i was in the principal's office after being searched he had some other business to take care of and told me to wait otside his office...by myself. So i cautiously walked outside to where my stash was nearby and it was there! I smoked the rest of it that night :bongload:


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Re: ever been caught? [Re: johnypotsmoker]
    #5790855 - 06/25/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Ive been caught high/drunk before (way back when i was a silly little girl) but my mom would either give me a five minute lecture about how i shouldnt be smoking or drinking or whatever. Or she would just fuck with me, making it a nice little experience where we would laugh. I've only been caught once with a substance, which couldve been really bad ( i got caught with coke, god i was so stupid ) but my mom just took it and walked away. I was too high and too relieved to even be upset that i had just lost 40 bucks to the toilet.


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Re: ever been caught? [Re: triple_]
    #5790877 - 06/25/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

triple_ said:
My mum is clueless...

She found a home-made bong (made while insanely bored when the power went out for a good 12 hours) and a couple of tins of lighter fluid (one for my zippo, one for my jet lighter) and she thought the bong was used to sniff the lighter fluid...oh how I laughed when she left the room. Even my dad couldn't sustain his laughter. I felt pretty damn insulted though that she thought I was the kind of person to sniff lighter fluid. She has even seen a few dozen mushrooms drying on newspaper in my room on numerous occasions and just shrugged it off without a clue. Socially retarded, as is the term we used in high school to describe mates with the same cluelessness.

I don't know if dad has ever found anything of mine, because I know he wouldn't say anything. But if he has, I don't think he cares. He seems to realise that I'm not an idiot and wouldn't let anything like that get out of control and wouldn't let it affect my studies.






Haha the first time my mom found a homemade bong i had i told her it was a chemistry project. she said she was proud :grin:


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Re: ever been caught [Re: knowhereman]
    #5790893 - 06/25/06 10:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I think i was caught today (maybe)??? i lost an old pipe and about 20$ worth of weed in my closet, last week we started to move, i found the pipe and weed, i hid it in (another) shoe box (actually in an old shoe) move it to the new house left it in my closet, i came home today to find the shoe box gone and the pair of old shoes sitting in the closet but no weed talk to my family plenty today no one has said anything, my dad could have found it and is keeping it or it could all be in the trash right now but im to lazy to go look


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Re: ever been caught [Re: kintos]
    #5791891 - 06/26/06 09:30 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

my parents didnt approve of me doing drugs but the only rule was not to bring the shit in the house and sure enought i was selling at home when i was 16 and got kicked outta the house with my half once....i was never able to move back in so i learnt the hard way and i used to smoke all the time when i was younger when id come home stoned outta my mind id just go straight to bed when i got home,on numerous occasions my parents new i was stoned but couldnt do anything about it other than ....if your stoned dont come home we dont wanna see you when your stoned!!!! so this was the begiging and the end so ever since they stopeed caring since iwas in and outta counselling and detox centres so things got worst but then stopped..i got busted 2 times at school and got suspended 2 weeks every time and charged 1 time at school for possetion and another time 3 years later for parafenilia,, a pipe....stoned everyday at school thought but they duidnt care it was high school


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Re: ever been caught [Re: johnypotsmoker]
    #5791916 - 06/26/06 09:41 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

When I was a teenager and my parents found out I was a user, they weren't happy. Now they're accepting of what I do, as long as it doesn't appear I'm forming major drug problems.


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Re: ever been caught? [Re: knowhereman]
    #5791957 - 06/26/06 09:58 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

knowhereman said:
Quote:

triple_ said:
My mum is clueless...

She found a home-made bong (made while insanely bored when the power went out for a good 12 hours) and a couple of tins of lighter fluid (one for my zippo, one for my jet lighter) and she thought the bong was used to sniff the lighter fluid...oh how I laughed when she left the room. Even my dad couldn't sustain his laughter. I felt pretty damn insulted though that she thought I was the kind of person to sniff lighter fluid. She has even seen a few dozen mushrooms drying on newspaper in my room on numerous occasions and just shrugged it off without a clue. Socially retarded, as is the term we used in high school to describe mates with the same cluelessness.

I don't know if dad has ever found anything of mine, because I know he wouldn't say anything. But if he has, I don't think he cares. He seems to realise that I'm not an idiot and wouldn't let anything like that get out of control and wouldn't let it affect my studies.






Haha the first time my mom found a homemade bong i had i told her it was a chemistry project. she said she was proud :grin:





You think that that's ridiculous?  My mom BOUGHT an old bong (it's a weird-ass 70's style bong) from a garage sale FOR MY BROTHER because she thought that it looked like a "neat bottle".  My dad was a cop BTW; he just didn't say anything.  In fact, the bong is still there.  I'm going to do laundry soon, so I can post a pic later today if anyone is interested.

Anyways, I've been caught multiple times by my parents, but they were in denial and/or believed my lies.  The funniest scenario IMO, was when my mom caught me smoking weed in my closet.  I heard her footsteps about 5 seconds before she opened the door, and I came to the conclusion that if I dumped half of the weed on the floor, then she would just take the stuff left in the bag and I would still have plenty of nice buds left on the floor for me to smoke.

So I poured most of the bag out and she opened the door right then, started questioning me and yelling about the smoke.  I was stoned as hell and said that I was just smoking cigarettes/tobacco.  Then she grabs the bag, picks out & holds up this nice 3.5 inch long bud, and asks me what it was.  In my stoned stupor, I could only respond "It's a cigarette."

So there I was, with my mom holding a big GREEN bud in front of my face, and I was telling her that it was a cigarette. :rofl2:

They confiscated the goods, but I got to keep the weed that I had dumped onto my floor). Later that night, I snuck into their closet and took back my bag and my pipe.  They never mentioned it again. :eek:


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Re: ever been caught? [Re: Arrakis]
    #5792030 - 06/26/06 10:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

hahaha...thats a pretty damn funny scenario, and a bong pic would be great. My mom caught me when i was 16, as i came home baked outta my mind, and smelling of bud. Getting caught turned out to be a good thing, as it brought me closer than i had been to my parents, once they started telling me stories of how 'we smoked that stuff once or twice back in the day'. I learned that my dad had to go to court for posession of an ounce of hash, but the case was thrown out as it was mailed to him (friend in amsterdam). Within a month i was allowed to smoke in the house, and, a few months later, when in search for socks, i found my dads stash. :bigblunt:


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Re: ever been caught? [Re: Placeholder]
    #5792401 - 06/26/06 12:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I havnt ben caught once. Ive had a few close counters but other then that my records clean.


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Re: ever been caught? [Re: inoculatedGreif]
    #5792493 - 06/26/06 01:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I am particularly proud of the fact that I was never found by anyone. I didn't make it too public that I was using, however, and I was usually quite careful. I have had run ins with authority figures while high, but I can talk my way out of it.

I'm also confident 95% of the people in my area (including cops) smoke dope in some form. Liquor is popular here too.

Doesn't say much for my area, when you have to be high or drunk to enjoy it... :grin:

Edit: Forget to mention, back in the day a buddy of mine was once caught with twelve small pot plants growing in his room. His parents reaction was to throw away the plants and tell him the following:

"Don't do that in our house."

Still makes me crack a smile. :smirk:


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Re: ever been caught [Re: ThreePieceSuit]
    #5792501 - 06/26/06 01:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

if i get caught again my dad will totally cut me out of his life and not even achknowledge that he has a son.

he thinks people who use drugs are bad and has these really shitty reasons why he thinks their bad. last time he caught me smoking i totally kicked his ass in a debate about wether it causes cancer and why its not legal(politica ect) but yeah it sucks my mom used to be a big stoner but doesnt like me smoking weed... but she lets me smoke gritts and drink all the underage alcohol i want.. gayness.


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Re: ever been caught [Re: MrMolotov]
    #5792529 - 06/26/06 01:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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MrMolotov said:
doesnt like me smoking weed... but she lets me smoke gritts and drink all the underage alcohol i want.. gayness.




In defense of pot, the LD50 of THC would require a 160 pound man to smoke 25 1 gram maximum potency THC joints (around 15%) in a single inhalation, assuming no THC was lost in the combustion.

I know several kids who have almost died from alcohol. Hospital, stomach pumping, vomiting blood, the whole deal.

Perhaps make this point to your mom?
Or perhaps she is aware, and just doesn't like the thought of you smoking? Some of my friends had similar circumstances.


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Re: ever been caught [Re: ThreePieceSuit]
    #5792545 - 06/26/06 01:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Are we still living with parents? Puuleeeeeease!!


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Re: ever been caught [Re: deadheadjpc2000]
    #5792592 - 06/26/06 01:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I smoke weed every day, both during the summer and the school year. I never use visine, and always carry a sack. I've been searched a few times at school and never been discovered. Both my teachers and parents are oblivious to the fact that I have ever done drugs. I've even been on acid at school and ecstacy and been fine(stupid, but fun). People who don't know just think I'm weird. Red eyes? Video games. Smoke out of blunts/joints/apples. Dispose of evidence and never have paraphenalia.


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