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blissedout


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Same shit, different day. Bartending and dealing with redneck fucks that can't even spell tip. Today was especially bad. That's something that I always found funny/odd. The church folks are the worst tippers and the highest maintenance motherfuckers in the world! I think it's because they just "washed" their sins away for the lowly cost of 10% of their income. What a farce! It justifies them leaving 8% for me, after drinking martinis. I am constantly staggered by people's hypocrisy! I really need to get back in school for my horticulture degree, so I can own my own buisness and get away from the service industry. It's really hardening my heart towards mankind.
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Toddo
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hope everyones having a nice evening.
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MrSinister
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Re: LNC 6/25/2006 [Re: Toddo]
#5791085 - 06/26/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I am having a wonderful evening... Still have not figured out who the hell Skylar is though..
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Microcosmatrix
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Isn't that the guy that controls skynet?
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Toddo
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good to hear. I didnt read the whole thread so I have no clue who this.. skyler is.
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Re: LNC 6/25/2006 [Re: Toddo]
#5791094 - 06/26/06 12:05 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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My night's getting progressively better, but I am also getting progressivly groggier. Damned sinus meds! I'm gonna take a puff break. I'll be back in a few.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: LNC 6/25/2006 [Re: Toddo]
#5791102 - 06/26/06 12:07 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think Skyler ("Skylar") is lsdandfrisbee's name. However I could be wrong. Microcos should know this.
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blacksabbathrulz

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blissedout said: Same shit, different day. Bartending and dealing with redneck fucks that can't even spell tip. Today was especially bad. That's something that I always found funny/odd. The church folks are the worst tippers and the highest maintenance motherfuckers in the world! I think it's because they just "washed" their sins away for the lowly cost of 10% of their income. What a farce! It justifies them leaving 8% for me, after drinking martinis. I am constantly staggered by people's hypocrisy! I really need to get back in school for my horticulture degree, so I can own my own buisness and get away from the service industry. It's really hardening my heart towards mankind.
Wow, I really hate people that tip poorly. I used to bus tables, and it really irked me when people tipped horribly. I typically tip 25-30 percent if the service is good, and 15 percent if the service is bad. I also refuse to penalize the waiter/waitress if the food tastes terrible, as that isnt their fault.
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MrSinister
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Microcosmatrix said: Isn't that the guy that controls skynet?
That would be Dr. Miles Bennett Dyson..
Skynet: is the fictional computer network created by Cyberdyne Systems Corporation for Strategic Air Command-North American Aerospace Defense Command featured as the never-seen villain of The Terminator film series.
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KaptKid
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Finished doing my work for tonight.
Everyone have a good night.
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blissedout said: Same shit, different day. Bartending and dealing with redneck fucks that can't even spell tip. Today was especially bad. That's something that I always found funny/odd. The church folks are the worst tippers and the highest maintenance motherfuckers in the world! I think it's because they just "washed" their sins away for the lowly cost of 10% of their income. What a farce! It justifies them leaving 8% for me, after drinking martinis. I am constantly staggered by people's hypocrisy! I really need to get back in school for my horticulture degree, so I can own my own buisness and get away from the service industry. It's really hardening my heart towards mankind.
I would come get drunk and tip ya well but that'd be a hell of a trip just to get drunk. If I ever get down that way I will come see you. Horticulture is amazing. I love Horticulture. I should go get my degree in it but I am not for some reason. EH oh well one of the mysteries of my life I reckon. I hope they start to tip better man. Eight Percent is shitty. I am glad to hear Elijah and Dank are doing well. How old is he now?
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Toddo
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wait.. skynets real? Fuck.
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blissedout


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Re: LNC 6/25/2006 [Re: KaptKid]
#5791117 - 06/26/06 12:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well......it was nice talking with you!
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Microcosmatrix
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MrSinister said:
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Microcosmatrix said: Isn't that the guy that controls skynet?
That would be Dr. Miles Bennett Dyson..
Skynet: is the fictional computer network created by Cyberdyne Systems Corporation for Strategic Air Command-North American Aerospace Defense Command featured as the never-seen villain of The Terminator film series.
I knew Scott Bennett was somehow behind this!
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MrSinister
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Miles Bennett Dyson... Bennett is his middle name, and no where do i see Scott.. Glasses can, and will help you read, and comprehend better..
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Microcosmatrix
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He's hiding behind the curtain, much like you are
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MrSinister
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Microcosmatrix said: He's hiding behind the curtain, much like you are
Just call me the great and powerful Oz i guess..
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Microcosmatrix
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and the curtain falls to reveal a little frustrated man. Ain't that how it went?
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blissedout


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Elijah is 5 months and three weeks, tomorrow.
I don't generally get bad tips, but the shit fucks tend to come in waves. Somebody today said, "When it rains, it pours.". To which I replied, "I really hate those stupid old fucking cliche sayings!". I was so pissed, I went and gave the fuckers their "tip" money back. I don't usually do this, but it was ridiculous, today! The first one tryed to tip me $0.83 on a $61.27( ) and the second one was going to tip me 6 bucks on a hundred and twenty one dollars! I gave them awesome service, because we were slow as hell. If anything, I may have table whored abit. I chased them outside and told them to keep their money, but to please never come back, because we work for 2.13/hour, as servers and 7 bucks an hour for bartenders. We depend on the tip money that is expected," but you keep that, because you obviously need it more than I do." Fuckers!
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: LNC 6/25/2006 [Re: Toddo]
#5791150 - 06/26/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Toddo said: wait.. skynets real? Fuck.
I knew it!
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