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InvisibleStonerguy
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Weird.......
    #5790508 - 06/25/06 08:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Was washing clothes at my moms hour. While she was folding them she found a bag of pot. She came up to me and asked "What's this" holding her hand 2inces awa from my face. First I said "You found my bag of herion? Just kiddin just kidding".
At frist she wanted me to be bannished from teh fammily.

After a 15 minuite debate she just said "Just make sure you stay safe"

That went kinda well, I wonder if I could smoke a dub with her one day.....


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InvisiblePenguarky Tunguin
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Re: Weird....... [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5790514 - 06/25/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Probably not if she had to ask "what's this?"  :grin:


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OfflineSnaggletooth
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Re: Weird....... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5790518 - 06/25/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Very cool man, she's growing up:thumbup:


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Offlinemikeownow
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Re: Weird....... [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5790590 - 06/25/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Here is how it should of went.

Mom: What's this?

You: Hot damn lets find out!

Mom: Light that shit up!


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OfflineDaytripper420
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Re: Weird....... [Re: mikeownow]
    #5790655 - 06/25/06 09:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

hahahahaha i considered telling my mom my stash was heroin one time but i feared she would acually believe me and wig out.


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OfflineKaptKid
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Re: Weird....... [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5790725 - 06/25/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I remember when I was 11 and Mom found my Playboys. She wanted to beat the shit out of me at 1st but decided to tell me about the birds and the bees. Dad had me in topless bars by 15. I never ratted him out.


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