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Acinaxuz
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Three Word Story...
#5788144 - 06/24/06 11:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've played this on a couple other message boards and it always comes out time well spent... I figured it'd be fun here. Donate three words to the post to create a story...
RULES:
- USE THE QUOTE COMMAND AROUND THE STORY AND ADD YOUR PIECE. YOU CAN ONLY ADD THREE WORDS!
- If you noticed your post went in after someone else's and no longer fits the story--edit your post to make sense!
- Try your best to stay in line with tense, punctuation, and sentence flow--they're just bullshit words if they don't make sense!
- Every so often throughout the post people should volunteer and compile the story, from beginning to end, so that it can be easily read. (as it progresses you can easily copy and paste the other summaries)
- Characters from the forums are fair game
- Have fun and don't take it personal!
I'll start us off...
Quote:
He looked like...
Enjoy! 
**Edited to make keeping up with posts easier**
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Edited by Acinaxuz (06/25/06 12:33 AM)
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daimyo
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
#5788178 - 06/24/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Jesus Christ himself
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: daimyo]
#5788203 - 06/25/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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daimyo said: Jesus Christ himself
except he was
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Idiot
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: king_cobra]
#5788229 - 06/25/06 12:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too
we should copy and paste through every post in a quote box, like this
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Acinaxuz
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5788304 - 06/25/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
#5788324 - 06/25/06 12:45 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Acinaxuz said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the
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Simisu
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: king_cobra]
#5788545 - 06/25/06 03:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Simisu]
#5788550 - 06/25/06 03:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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simisu said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn.
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Edited by HeadTripVertigo (06/25/06 03:29 AM)
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: daimyo]
#5788900 - 06/25/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: daimyo]
#5788903 - 06/25/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Edited by danlennon3 (06/25/06 10:24 AM)
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: danlennon3]
#5788948 - 06/25/06 09:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Simisu]
#5789059 - 06/25/06 10:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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simisu said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves
-------------------- "Psychedelics should be used not to escape reality, but to embrace it"
Edited by danlennon3 (06/25/06 10:25 AM)
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: danlennon3]
#5789128 - 06/25/06 11:02 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is.
-------------------- [quote]Asante said: You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar. You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason. I disendorse you.[/quote]
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Quote:
TheFakeSunRa said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really
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Quote:
TheFakeSunRa said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: OJK]
#5789240 - 06/25/06 11:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Odiumjunkie said: He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die.
-------------------- [quote]Asante said: You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar. You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason. I disendorse you.[/quote]
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mattzdope said: He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people can't write for
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TheFakeSunRa said: He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: D4NK]
#5789386 - 06/25/06 01:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid.
-------------------- [quote]Asante said: You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar. You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason. I disendorse you.[/quote]
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TheFakeSunRa
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Uh, I can see the point in bolding the last three words but what's the point of the quote boxes?
-------------------- [quote]Asante said: You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar. You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason. I disendorse you.[/quote]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5789436 - 06/25/06 01:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheMadConductor said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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mattzdope said:
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TheMadConductor said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances.
-------------------- [quote]Asante said: You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar. You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason. I disendorse you.[/quote]
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TheFakeSunRa said: He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum.
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robbyberto
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Mike_yy]
#5789501 - 06/25/06 02:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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mikeyyork said:
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TheFakeSunRa said: He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he
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Idiot
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like
the quote box is there so we can talk about where we think the story should go, or just chit chat out side of the story
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5789515 - 06/25/06 02:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon.

 Peace.
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Quote:
fireworks_god said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how
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Idiot
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Mike_yy]
#5789536 - 06/25/06 02:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5789546 - 06/25/06 02:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti,
 Peace.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered
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Edited by Herbus (06/25/06 02:49 PM)
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789563 - 06/25/06 02:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're messing up the manner in which this is done, man. 
Edit it quick! 
 Peace.
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Idiot
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death.
just let it go man
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5789617 - 06/25/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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What, my sense of humor? 
 Peace.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived
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fireworks_god
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Gumby]
#5789624 - 06/25/06 03:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of
 Peace.
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If I should die this very moment I wouldn't fear For I've never known completeness Like being here Wrapped in the warmth of you Loving every breath of you
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Idiot
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain,
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Gumby]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting
 Peace.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Gumby]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a vagina.
I'm sorry, all I need is one word.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a vagina. Instead she had
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador
 Peace.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador to portugal. Likewise
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas
 Peace.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian
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So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: TheGus]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children

 Peace.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers for passing down the great art of turkey slapping
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Unifloo]
#5789820 - 06/25/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey asshole, if you ain't gonna play by the rules, don't play.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Unifloo]
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Ok, before we proceed... we're going to need to select which version to use.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
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the first version
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing off of
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
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Idiot said: the first version
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789837 - 06/25/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hahahaha
I'll go with that version.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789845 - 06/25/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5789874 - 06/25/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood ripples down the down syndrome suffering
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Unifloo]
#5789882 - 06/25/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Are you fucking stupid, or what? 

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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5789883 - 06/25/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
#5789886 - 06/25/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Acinaxuz said: RULES:
- USE THE QUOTE COMMAND AROUND THE STORY AND ADD YOUR PIECE. YOU CAN ONLY ADD THREE WORDS!
- If you noticed your post went in after someone else's and no longer fits the story--edit your post to make sense!
- Try your best to stay in line with tense, punctuation, and sentence flow--they're just bullshit words if they don't make sense!
- Every so often throughout the post people should volunteer and compile the story, from beginning to end, so that it can be easily read. (as it progresses you can easily copy and paste the other summaries)
- Characters from the forums are fair game
- Have fun and don't take it personal!
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk)quote]
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789897 - 06/25/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789908 - 06/25/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Unifloo]
#5789913 - 06/25/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head mostly to Unifloo
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Unifloo]
#5789915 - 06/25/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Unifloo said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789926 - 06/25/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of days of yore.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789959 - 06/25/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Damn. I've already gave you 5 shrooms.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
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Herbus said:
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: GnuBobo]
#5790002 - 06/25/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was wondering when you'd add something.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: GnuBobo]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. I however, found
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5790274 - 06/25/06 07:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5790284 - 06/25/06 07:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too. And so ends
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too. And so ends this reached story
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: domite]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I remember
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I remember when I was
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: AliceDee]
#5791048 - 06/25/06 11:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Vomit no clean.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: shroomanic]
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: domite]
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vomit no clean? lol
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
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I was stumbling, mumbling insults at women in dress that would be suited for the swimming pool the next noon, well, fuck. I had to skip around some vomit splashes but it was dance--I was eloquent, I did not stumble, and I did get applause from the crowd across the street.
This is not to say I was impressive; only that they were drunk and I was doing the best I could with what I had. I won't deny that I have some Tango when I have no cash....
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: AliceDee]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I remember when I was younger i would
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: MrSinister]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: GnuBobo]
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This is not to say I was impressive; only that they were drunk and I was doing the best I could with what I had. I won't deny that I have some Tango when I have no cash....
haha!
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids
Or hot-lube grope?
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: GnuBobo]
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You know, it's funny how this has devolved into sex, disease, a bit of booze -n- drugs.
I can't help but think of Hogarth's venereal-diseased ink print rakes and "Gin Lane".
There's a reason booze and herpes showed up so much in his prints....
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: GnuBobo]
#5791725 - 06/26/06 06:30 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it?
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: mndfreeze]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: D4NK]
#5792665 - 06/26/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot
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Idiot
I Am Moron!


Registered: 11/27/05
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part
-------------------- Customize your Shroomery experience! Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
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dudefromaz
That One Dude


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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that
-------------------- Remember, the best drug, is a natural drug..... Peace, Fratirnityishly, Smoke Da Stuff, Special Chocolate
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TheFakeSunRa
Bitch Splitter


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: dudefromaz]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that shrooms are evil.
-------------------- [quote]Asante said: You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar. You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason. I disendorse you.[/quote]
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Daytripper420
Bitchin!

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TheFakeSunRa said: He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that shrooms are evil im just kidding.
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one-eyed willie
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that shrooms are evil im just kidding. Lucifer says that
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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fireworks_god
Sexy.Butt.McDanger


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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that shrooms are evil im just kidding. Lucifer says that he is gay
 Peace.
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If I should die this very moment I wouldn't fear For I've never known completeness Like being here Wrapped in the warmth of you Loving every breath of you
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