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OfflineAcinaxuz
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Three Word Story...
    #5788144 - 06/24/06 11:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I've played this on a couple other message boards and it always comes out time well spent... I figured it'd be fun here.  Donate three words to the post to create a story...


RULES: 

  • USE THE QUOTE COMMAND AROUND THE STORY AND ADD YOUR PIECE. YOU CAN ONLY ADD THREE WORDS! 
  • If you noticed your post went in after someone else's and no longer fits the story--edit your post to make sense!
  • Try your best to stay in line with tense, punctuation, and sentence flow--they're just bullshit words if they don't make sense! 
  • Every so often throughout the post people should volunteer and compile the story, from beginning to end, so that it can be easily read.  (as it progresses you can easily copy and paste the other summaries) 
  • Characters from the forums are fair game 
  • Have fun and don't take it personal!


I'll start us off...

Quote:

He looked like...




Enjoy!  :smile:

**Edited to make keeping up with posts easier**


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:~:~:~:~{ * }~:~:~:~:{ * }:~:~:~:~{ * }~:~:~:~:

All posts are made with only the intent to entertain myself and should ONLY be read with the understanding that they are FICTICIOUS. I do not warrant information I provide for use in illegal activity of any kind nor do I condone it for any reason. Furthermore, I am not, I have never, nor will I in the future, take ANY part in illegal activites.


Edited by Acinaxuz (06/25/06 12:33 AM)


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5788178 - 06/24/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Jesus Christ himself


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: daimyo]
    #5788203 - 06/25/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

daimyo said:
Jesus Christ himself



except he was


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: king_cobra]
    #5788229 - 06/25/06 12:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too




we should copy and paste through every post in a quote box, like this


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
    #5788304 - 06/25/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked




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All posts are made with only the intent to entertain myself and should ONLY be read with the understanding that they are FICTICIOUS. I do not warrant information I provide for use in illegal activity of any kind nor do I condone it for any reason. Furthermore, I am not, I have never, nor will I in the future, take ANY part in illegal activites.


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5788324 - 06/25/06 12:45 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Acinaxuz said:
Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the







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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: king_cobra]
    #5788545 - 06/25/06 03:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:


He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Simisu]
    #5788550 - 06/25/06 03:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

simisu said:
Quote:


He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn.







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TACOS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER


Edited by HeadTripVertigo (06/25/06 03:29 AM)


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #5788887 - 06/25/06 08:51 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:


He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: daimyo]
    #5788900 - 06/25/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: daimyo]
    #5788903 - 06/25/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)



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"Psychedelics should be used not to escape reality, but to embrace it"



Edited by danlennon3 (06/25/06 10:24 AM)


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: danlennon3]
    #5788948 - 06/25/06 09:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.




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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #5789052 - 06/25/06 10:20 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we





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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Simisu]
    #5789059 - 06/25/06 10:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

simisu said:
Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves








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"Psychedelics should be used not to escape reality, but to embrace it"



Edited by danlennon3 (06/25/06 10:25 AM)


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: danlennon3]
    #5789128 - 06/25/06 11:02 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is.




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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #5789144 - 06/25/06 11:10 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really







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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5789213 - 06/25/06 11:46 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: OJK]
    #5789240 - 06/25/06 11:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Odiumjunkie said:
He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5789248 - 06/25/06 11:58 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5789249 - 06/25/06 11:58 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mattzdope said:
He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people can't write for




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #5789281 - 06/25/06 12:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless




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TACOS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #5789298 - 06/25/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: D4NK]
    #5789386 - 06/25/06 01:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid.




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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #5789389 - 06/25/06 01:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Uh, I can see the point in bolding the last three words but what's the point of the quote boxes?


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #5789425 - 06/25/06 01:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5789436 - 06/25/06 01:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheMadConductor said:
Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin







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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5789440 - 06/25/06 01:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mattzdope said:
Quote:

TheMadConductor said:
Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual










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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5789466 - 06/25/06 01:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #5789487 - 06/25/06 02:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum.




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Mike_yy]
    #5789501 - 06/25/06 02:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mikeyyork said:
Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he







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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #5789512 - 06/25/06 02:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like



the quote box is there so we can talk about where we think the story should go, or just chit chat out side of the story


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
    #5789515 - 06/25/06 02:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon.




:lol:

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I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5789529 - 06/25/06 02:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

fireworks_god said:
Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how









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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Mike_yy]
    #5789536 - 06/25/06 02:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On





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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
    #5789546 - 06/25/06 02:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti,




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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5789560 - 06/25/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
    #5789563 - 06/25/06 02:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You're messing up the manner in which this is done, man. :smirk:

Edit it quick! :evil:

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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5789613 - 06/25/06 03:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death.




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
    #5789617 - 06/25/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

What, my sense of humor? :grin:

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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
    #5789618 - 06/25/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Gumby]
    #5789624 - 06/25/06 03:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5789627 - 06/25/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain,




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
    #5789643 - 06/25/06 03:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5789649 - 06/25/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Gumby]
    #5789654 - 06/25/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting




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Like being here
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Gumby]
    #5789655 - 06/25/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a vagina.




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5789663 - 06/25/06 03:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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fireworks_god said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
    #5789664 - 06/25/06 03:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Idiot said:
Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a vagina. Instead she had









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    #5789670 - 06/25/06 03:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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fireworks_god said:
Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example.  However, it was the ambassador




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5789676 - 06/25/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador to portugal. Likewise




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    #5789677 - 06/25/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

fireworks_god said:
Quote:

fireworks_god said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely








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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5789690 - 06/25/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Penguarky Tunguin said:
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fireworks_god said:
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fireworks_god said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins











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    #5789693 - 06/25/06 03:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Toddo said:

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of




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    #5789696 - 06/25/06 03:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Penguarky Tunguin said:
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Toddo said:
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
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fireworks_god said:
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fireworks_god said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves







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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
    #5789708 - 06/25/06 03:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

STOP THAT, JUST COPY AND PASTE


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    #5789709 - 06/25/06 03:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Toddo said:

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies










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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5789745 - 06/25/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example.  However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas




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I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
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    #5789758 - 06/25/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

fireworks_god said:
Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5789765 - 06/25/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually





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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: TheGus]
    #5789778 - 06/25/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere





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    #5789781 - 06/25/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5789793 - 06/25/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Penguarky Tunguin said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit







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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
    #5789794 - 06/25/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this




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    #5789796 - 06/25/06 04:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Penguarky Tunguin said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks







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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
    #5789797 - 06/25/06 04:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers




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    #5789805 - 06/25/06 04:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit.  Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5789811 - 06/25/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged




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    #5789813 - 06/25/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit.  Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5789814 - 06/25/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing




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    #5789815 - 06/25/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers for passing down the great art of turkey slapping




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Unifloo]
    #5789820 - 06/25/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:

Hey asshole, if you ain't gonna play by the rules, don't play.  :grin:


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Unifloo]
    #5789822 - 06/25/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Ok, before we proceed... we're going to need to select which version to use.


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
    #5789828 - 06/25/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

the first version
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
    #5789830 - 06/25/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing off of


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
    #5789835 - 06/25/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Idiot said:
the first version
Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken







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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
    #5789837 - 06/25/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Hahahaha


I'll go with that version. :grin:


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
    #5789845 - 06/25/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

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    #5789874 - 06/25/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Unifloo]
    #5789882 - 06/25/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Are you fucking stupid, or what? :lol:

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    #5789883 - 06/25/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken. 

The river of blood spouts from Montana




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5789886 - 06/25/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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RULES:

  • USE THE QUOTE COMMAND AROUND THE STORY AND ADD YOUR PIECE. YOU CAN ONLY ADD THREE WORDS!
  • If you noticed your post went in after someone else's and no longer fits the story--edit your post to make sense!
  • Try your best to stay in line with tense, punctuation, and sentence flow--they're just bullshit words if they don't make sense!
  • Every so often throughout the post people should volunteer and compile the story, from beginning to end, so that it can be easily read. (as it progresses you can easily copy and paste the other summaries)
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5789887 - 06/25/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

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    #5789895 - 06/25/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken. 

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5789896 - 06/25/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
    #5789897 - 06/25/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
    #5789908 - 06/25/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head







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    #5789913 - 06/25/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken. 

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head mostly  to Unifloo




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    #5789915 - 06/25/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality







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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
    #5789926 - 06/25/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of




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    #5789937 - 06/25/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of days of yore.




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    #5789940 - 06/25/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores







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    #5789959 - 06/25/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Damn.  I've already gave you 5 shrooms.  :grin:


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    #5789999 - 06/25/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea










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    #5790002 - 06/25/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was wondering when you'd add something.  :laugh:


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    #5790045 - 06/25/06 05:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood




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    #5790075 - 06/25/06 06:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels







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    #5790091 - 06/25/06 06:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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GnuBobo said:
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Idiot said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans










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    #5790108 - 06/25/06 06:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks





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    #5790132 - 06/25/06 06:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Idiot said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced







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    #5790213 - 06/25/06 06:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. I however, found




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    #5790260 - 06/25/06 07:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing




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    #5790274 - 06/25/06 07:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated




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    #5790280 - 06/25/06 07:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
    #5790284 - 06/25/06 07:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5790306 - 06/25/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5790309 - 06/25/06 07:43 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Acinaxuz said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell







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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5790312 - 06/25/06 07:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
    #5790533 - 06/25/06 08:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
    #5790622 - 06/25/06 09:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Toddo said:
Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story







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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Daytripper420]
    #5790661 - 06/25/06 09:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

uuuuh, never mind


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: domite]
    #5790752 - 06/25/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:congrats:


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Daytripper420]
    #5790879 - 06/25/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I remember




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5790922 - 06/25/06 11:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I remember when I was




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: AliceDee]
    #5791048 - 06/25/06 11:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Vomit no clean.


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    #5791087 - 06/26/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


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    #5791303 - 06/26/06 01:17 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

vomit no clean? lol


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    #5791361 - 06/26/06 01:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was stumbling, mumbling insults at women in dress that would be suited for the swimming pool the next noon, well, fuck. I had to skip around some vomit splashes but it was dance--I was eloquent, I did not stumble, and I did get applause from the crowd across the street.

This is not to say I was impressive; only that they were drunk and I was doing the best I could with what I had. I won't deny that I have some Tango when I have no cash....


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    #5791367 - 06/26/06 01:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

AliceDee said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I remember when I was younger i would







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    #5791391 - 06/26/06 01:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5791394 - 06/26/06 01:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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This is not to say I was impressive; only that they were drunk and I was doing the best I could with what I had. I won't deny that I have some Tango when I have no cash....




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    #5791398 - 06/26/06 01:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever




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    #5791399 - 06/26/06 01:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so




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    #5791408 - 06/26/06 02:00 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)




He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
    #5791411 - 06/26/06 02:01 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)




He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
    #5791502 - 06/26/06 02:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
    #5791562 - 06/26/06 03:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Idiot said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids


Or hot-lube grope?


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    #5791566 - 06/26/06 03:15 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You know, it's funny how this has devolved into sex, disease, a bit of booze -n- drugs.

I can't help but think of Hogarth's venereal-diseased ink print rakes and "Gin Lane".

There's a reason booze and herpes showed up so much in his prints....


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5791725 - 06/26/06 06:30 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.

The End


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #5791835 - 06/26/06 08:46 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.

The End. Or is it?


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: mndfreeze]
    #5792654 - 06/26/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.

The End. Or is it? Yes, it is.




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: D4NK]
    #5792665 - 06/26/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.

The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
    #5792910 - 06/26/06 03:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.

The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
    #5792994 - 06/26/06 04:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:!!!!


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    #5793019 - 06/26/06 04:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.

The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: dudefromaz]
    #5793544 - 06/26/06 07:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.

The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that shrooms are evil.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #5793618 - 06/26/06 07:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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TheFakeSunRa said:
He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.

The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that shrooms are evil im just kidding.




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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Daytripper420]
    #5793658 - 06/26/06 07:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.

The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that shrooms are evil im just kidding. Lucifer says that


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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5793714 - 06/26/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.

So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.

On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.

The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.

And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.

Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.

The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that shrooms are evil im just kidding. Lucifer says that he is gay




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Peace. :mushroom2:


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

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