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Acinaxuz
In SomnisVeritas.

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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
#5791398 - 06/26/06 01:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
#5791399 - 06/26/06 01:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so
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Acinaxuz
In SomnisVeritas.

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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
#5791408 - 06/26/06 02:00 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
#5791411 - 06/26/06 02:01 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
#5791502 - 06/26/06 02:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5791562 - 06/26/06 03:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids
Or hot-lube grope?
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GnuBobo
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: GnuBobo]
#5791566 - 06/26/06 03:15 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You know, it's funny how this has devolved into sex, disease, a bit of booze -n- drugs.
I can't help but think of Hogarth's venereal-diseased ink print rakes and "Gin Lane".
There's a reason booze and herpes showed up so much in his prints....
-------------------- Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!
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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: GnuBobo]
#5791725 - 06/26/06 06:30 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it?
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: mndfreeze]
#5792654 - 06/26/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is.
-------------------- Moderation is key "There is no god higher than truth."
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: D4NK]
#5792665 - 06/26/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot
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Idiot
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
#5792910 - 06/26/06 03:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5792994 - 06/26/06 04:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that
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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: dudefromaz]
#5793544 - 06/26/06 07:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that shrooms are evil.
-------------------- [quote]Asante said: You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar. You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason. I disendorse you.[/quote]
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Daytripper420
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TheFakeSunRa said: He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that shrooms are evil im just kidding.
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that shrooms are evil im just kidding. Lucifer says that
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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fireworks_god
Sexy.Butt.McDanger


Registered: 03/12/02
Posts: 24,855
Loc: Pandurn
Last seen: 1 year, 12 days
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. However, I found it somewhat arousing, so I ejaculated with no stimulation, other than that ass probe. It was one hell of a penetration too.
And so ends this reached story, but I rememberwhen I was younger i would dream this story.
Have you ever done somthing so stupid that you thought it would contract gonaherpasiphlaids Or hot-lube grope? No.
The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. But I forgot the long part that showed that shrooms are evil im just kidding. Lucifer says that he is gay
 Peace.
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If I should die this very moment I wouldn't fear For I've never known completeness Like being here Wrapped in the warmth of you Loving every breath of you
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