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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Acinaxuz]
#5789886 - 06/25/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Acinaxuz said: RULES:
- USE THE QUOTE COMMAND AROUND THE STORY AND ADD YOUR PIECE. YOU CAN ONLY ADD THREE WORDS!
- If you noticed your post went in after someone else's and no longer fits the story--edit your post to make sense!
- Try your best to stay in line with tense, punctuation, and sentence flow--they're just bullshit words if they don't make sense!
- Every so often throughout the post people should volunteer and compile the story, from beginning to end, so that it can be easily read. (as it progresses you can easily copy and paste the other summaries)
- Characters from the forums are fair game
- Have fun and don't take it personal!
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom
 Peace.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789897 - 06/25/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789908 - 06/25/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Unifloo]
#5789913 - 06/25/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head mostly to Unifloo
 Peace.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Unifloo]
#5789915 - 06/25/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789926 - 06/25/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of days of yore.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789959 - 06/25/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Damn. I've already gave you 5 shrooms.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789999 - 06/25/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: GnuBobo]
#5790002 - 06/25/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was wondering when you'd add something.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5790075 - 06/25/06 06:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: GnuBobo]
#5790091 - 06/25/06 06:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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GnuBobo said:
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5790108 - 06/25/06 06:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana until it's diluted (with milk) from Unifloo's mom, the aforementioned concubine who gives head of incomparable quality, like that of Brubakerinay, Master-of-Whores Drunk Sextenschtein Gonorrhea. The menstrual blood ejaculated like angels swimming the shit-filled empyreans and the chunks of cheese danced. I however, found
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