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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789781 - 06/25/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789794 - 06/25/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789797 - 06/25/06 04:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon
Peace.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children
Peace.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers for passing down the great art of turkey slapping
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Unifloo]
#5789820 - 06/25/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hey asshole, if you ain't gonna play by the rules, don't play.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Unifloo]
#5789822 - 06/25/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ok, before we proceed... we're going to need to select which version to use.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789828 - 06/25/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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the first version
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5789830 - 06/25/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing off of
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5789835 - 06/25/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Idiot said: the first version
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789837 - 06/25/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hahahaha
I'll go with that version.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Herbus]
#5789845 - 06/25/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5789874 - 06/25/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood ripples down the down syndrome suffering
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Unifloo]
#5789882 - 06/25/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Are you fucking stupid, or what?
Peace.
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5789883 - 06/25/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere, not here in the rancid pit. Because of this we give thanks to our forefathers, like Richard Nixon who willfully engaged in fucking children and ritualistically killing accompanied by Fugelschakkengillerspacken.
The river of blood spouts from Montana
Peace.
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