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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Gumby]
#5789624 - 06/25/06 03:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain,
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5789643 - 06/25/06 03:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina
 Peace.
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If I should die this very moment I wouldn't fear For I've never known completeness Like being here Wrapped in the warmth of you Loving every breath of you
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Gumby]
#5789654 - 06/25/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting
 Peace.
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If I should die this very moment I wouldn't fear For I've never known completeness Like being here Wrapped in the warmth of you Loving every breath of you
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Gumby]
#5789655 - 06/25/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a vagina.
I'm sorry, all I need is one word.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it
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Edited by Penguarky Tunguin (06/25/06 03:34 PM)
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Idiot]
#5789664 - 06/25/06 03:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a vagina. Instead she had
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fireworks_god
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador
 Peace.
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador to portugal. Likewise
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
#5789693 - 06/25/06 03:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
#5789708 - 06/25/06 03:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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STOP THAT, JUST COPY AND PASTE
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: Toddo]
#5789709 - 06/25/06 03:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas
 Peace.
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If I should die this very moment I wouldn't fear For I've never known completeness Like being here Wrapped in the warmth of you Loving every breath of you
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian
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Quote: He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually
(sorry i effed up a sec ago)
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Re: Three Word Story... [Re: TheGus]
#5789778 - 06/25/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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He looked like Jesus Christ himself except he was three inches too short. I kicked him in the ass, he should've done scat porn. However, he had never feared misconceptions about worldly pains.
So now we all kill ourselves, metaphysically, that is. But no, really what I'm saying is you people will never die. That is, unless you smoke weed laced with Raid. Jesus smoked speed and snorted heroin while performing sexual witch doctor dances with his mum. After which he robbo tripped like Richard fucking Nixon, and that's how religion began.
On top of spaghetti, a confused concubine smothered a woman to death. She had lived a life of regret and pain, as her vagina wasn't quite a proper smelling, tasting example. However, it was the ambassador until it's untimely assassination. Now begins the ritual of time, which involves countless ritualistic orgies with smelly vaginas and overfed Dionysian chickens, that usually are found elsewhere
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