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Offlinemikeownow
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Hot damn
    #5781363 - 06/22/06 06:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I just tripped for the first time in 9 months and it was the best time of my god damn life.

I literally was fucking retarded. After about 2 hours of tripping in the woods we find a house lol and then we walk up and are like knock knock knock some old fat lady answers. After remembering why we knocked we got a 10 back of shake, and smoked it and then pulled out our shrooms and were like wanna buy a half ounce... to this random stranger. Then she was like well I don't have the money rite now how much for it, so I was like uhhh I would like to get 80 for it but what ever I can get I guess.

This tripped me out the most, she then was like oh 80 huh? I can get that from you for 100. So I was like ok, then she gave me the number and I gave her myn and then I realized I don't have signal up here anyway. Then I realized that I was at a crack heads house and there are booby traps every were. Me and my buds ex-caped and did dumb shit in the woods. Like look at trees and fall through floors in abandoned houses.

It was like fun for no apparent reason lol.


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Re: Hot damn [Re: mikeownow]
    #5781828 - 06/22/06 08:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i see flashing red and blue lights in your future.


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: Hot damn [Re: coda]
    #5781836 - 06/22/06 08:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

wow coda, those were my thoughts!


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InvisibleTODAY
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Re: Hot damn [Re: coda]
    #5781844 - 06/22/06 08:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

coda said:
i see flashing red and blue lights in your future.




:thumbup:


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Re: Hot damn [Re: TODAY]
    #5782116 - 06/22/06 09:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Hmmm so many things wrong with that post.  :rolleyes:


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Offlinemikeownow
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Re: Hot damn [Re: coda]
    #5782134 - 06/22/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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coda said:
i see flashing red and blue lights in your future.




Nah this was miles from civilization.


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Re: Hot damn [Re: mikeownow]
    #5782398 - 06/22/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Not to sound rude but thats the worst possible thing I have ever heard. I can't say that all my mushroom experiences have been meaningful and enlightening but, man you guys took it to a new stupidity level. People that do things like this is why i can't enjoy my little fungus friends legally :frown: 

Oh by the way Coda i love your avatar man!!! LOL the hot dog has a soul man... a soul.. how could she do that to it  :goose:


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



Edited by TrippinTeddy (06/22/06 11:21 PM)


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Offlinemikeownow
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Re: Hot damn [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5782563 - 06/23/06 12:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yea we were a damn dangerous hazard, being out far from civilization out in the deep woods, minding our own business. On my friends property till we went so deep that we came accross someone ell's. Not a single law was broken other than the mushrooms themselvs. GJ teddy for pissin me off.

It was all good clean fun.


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Edited by mikeownow (06/23/06 12:18 AM)


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Re: Hot damn [Re: mikeownow]
    #5782582 - 06/23/06 12:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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mikeownow said:
GJ teddy for pissin me off.




Sorry my friend.. didn't get that part of the story.. thought you two were just wondering around in a neighborhood. Still offering mushrooms to a total stranger is pretty risky.


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Offlinemikeownow
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Re: Hot damn [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5782597 - 06/23/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I partaly knew the risk however, even if they did freak out it would take the cops an enternity to get there. The worst case senario since I was forwarned of their crack headed ness would be I would get mugged but instead of that they tried to give me more than I asked for.

God every tree had a different patern on it.

Oh haha I totaly forgot this is one of the highlites to =P.

We find this totaly messed up house on the kids property, it had a green house outside. There were a few tools in there so apparently someone was boarding up the windows very slowly. And there was this homeade tabble made out of floor boreds in a corner and on it was a bunch of porno, nasty fat and old lady pornos all open to different pages layed out like it was some kind of masturbation getaway. Hicks are crazy.


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Offlinemikeownow
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Re: Hot damn [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5782601 - 06/23/06 12:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TrippinTeddy said:
Quote:

mikeownow said:
GJ teddy for pissin me off.




Sorry my friend.. didn't get that part of the story.. thought you two were just wondering around in a neighborhood. Still offering mushrooms to a total stranger is pretty risky.




You are forgiven =P. I in no way participate in any activity that would make a drug illegal.


I can tell I am in a mushroom hang over my head is all jumbly


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Edited by mikeownow (06/23/06 12:25 AM)


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Re: Hot damn [Re: mikeownow]
    #5782609 - 06/23/06 12:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

My bad.. thats what I get for blabbing my mouth with out paying full attention to detail.


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Offlinemikeownow
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Re: Hot damn [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5782626 - 06/23/06 12:31 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Oh yea the trip occured from 3 30(PM) all the way to now with still jumbly head. I left out so much details in the first post lol maybe I should shut up untill my head is clear.

It was such a blast though, I had never felt so happy in my life exept for when I fell through the abandoned houses floor that hurt.


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Edited by mikeownow (06/23/06 12:33 AM)


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