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If I were somehow able to grasp control of the world and all of its 6 billion or so inhabitants (who support me at least on an individual level), I would systematically eliminate bullshit. Argument with a neighbor thats about to come to blows? No Prob, it will be mandatory for all parties to take 15 mg each of this once a day and come see a counselor in a month. If the problem hasn't been solved, or one of you is still being a dick, then the uncooperative party(s) get to kiss my ass and win a free trip to sit in field out in Kansas indefinitely (that time period will again depend on the cooperation of said party). I think this would be quite helpful. Although this system will never be as efficient as a war-happy nation's, who really gives a shit.. I'M EMPEROR and I'm right.
Think my logic is faulty, FUCK YOU! Have fun in your 30-day voyage.
Forced introspection will be mandatory on all assholes. Oh yeah, hmm, I'll appoint governors and local blah blah who will be required to have a firm grasp on all philosophies and will also be well-travelled psychonauts (be it via drugs, meditation, whatever). There will be no revolts because everyone will dig the system after awhile (or they'll all be in Kansas getting dosed by crop-dusters every so often). And after a few generations, there won't be a need for an emperor. Well, that's the idea.
I'll probably have to clean this up a bit, but whatever... I'm just pissed about shite right now.