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-------------------- The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
Agreed. Ythan should see to it that those that don't pay are banished from the site.
I've got his addy and sending within the next few days.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
another phoenix shroomerite. damn there are a lot of you fuckers!
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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
OMGWTF? Truly amazing. If I was ngnyus I would've waited untill the kitty was a little larger. Kudos to ngnyus! Now we need somebody to wear a banner on his/her forehead.
now its a great pick up line "I got a tattoo on my nutsack ,want to see?"
-------------------- No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough
"There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us." "Shoot it." "Not yet, I want to study its habits. "
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .
-JG
i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*
-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
can you send your address to these people? or at least me? i really want to give you paper props for this
paypal / nochex or something similar would be better for me cause I live in europe so screw sending you a money order. postage would prolly cost a good 10er as it is
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"...and I know that I have to keep breathing, as tomorrow the sun will rise, who knows what the tide will bring?"
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Dude, I'm impressed, kinda in between the impressed of "he really loves this site" and the impressed of "the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow" Both of it is good
People do all sorts of things to their body - this actually means something, so why not
Perhaps we one day soon have a small tribe of urban natives with all kinds of Shroomery body-art. Our three-shroom logo looks well suited for a more prominent tattoo, for instance.
Now everybody: DON'T SUCK ABOUT IT AND PAY UP! I think it would be best if a mod or admin acts as a neutral ante collector, and then relays it. Eris, you?
Well I got his address from him last night and could PM it to those who pledged and are sending him checks/cash. However it would probably be best to just PM him for his addy because I didn't ask for permission to hand it out and don't want to just toss anybodies address around. I'd rather send to him direct rather than go through a middle man, but that's just me.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
Maybe if you or maybe Snaggletooth, since he started it (or someone, preferably one of the pledgers) got permission to PM his address to the list of pledgers, you could just send it to all of them to make sure they they get it. That way nobody can say something like "I didn't check the pub lately" or something.
A list could be created of the people who have sent money out and their names could be added when the cash arrives to ngnyus. That way it will be clear who still owes and doesn't.
I don't really think a middle man is necessarily, I do want to help let it be kown who has sent the cash.. and make sure we know who, if anyone, doesn't send it.
-------------------- Immortal / TemporarilyRetired The OG Thread Killer
Yeah I trust you as a middle man bro but I didn't think it was necessary either. He definitely needs to keep everybody updated with who he has received money from and who hasn't sent. I'll drop him a PM and ask him if it'd be alright to send his address to the other pledgers. Although he hasnt responded to my last PM with the list of pledgers yet. Probably not able to sit down at the PC right now.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
Scratch that, I think he's going to PM everybody himself.
Hows that feeling today ngn?
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
Sorry just got off work, and fell grrreat! I'll be sending everybody a pm and thanx for everything. NO LAUGHING AT MY PEEPEE! P.S. No, I'm not alright, I haven't been alright for years!
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
Quote: ngnyus said: Sorry just got off work, and fell grrreat! I'll be sending everybody a pm and thanx for everything. NO LAUGHING AT MY PEEPEE! P.S. No, I'm not alright, I haven't been alright for years!
Good to hear that you are feeling fine.
Be sure to update us as to who pays you, we want to give anyone that doesn't pay hell.
-------------------- Immortal / TemporarilyRetired The OG Thread Killer
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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
yeah. maybe you can get someone to do it for you, or help you? or you can just chop off your balls ... no more fuzzy lines then.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
it's gotta be hard to do it yourself. it can't be all that easy to see what you're doing down there considering you've got a little appendage that constantly gets in the way.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
well hell, if i had a penis and i was tattooing my own nutsack, i think it would definitely be little at the time. like you could sustatin an erection while tattooing your sack!
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
i think once the needle touched the skin, all forms of your previously glorious boner would disappear. ^_~
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
I sent my 40. I think ngnyus should post a list of everyone that has paid, and everyone who hasn't. It would be really lame for people not to pay up. For christ's sake, this guy tattooed his nuts.
-------------------- The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
Quote: blacksabbathrulz said: I sent my 40. I think ngnyus should post a list of everyone that has paid, and everyone who hasn't. It would be really lame for people not to pay up. For christ's sake, this guy tattooed his nuts.
Yeah I have his address and will be sending my money within 2 weeks. Prolly going to throw something a little special in there too .
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
Y'know, when I first read that thread I didn't think anyone would actually have the balls to tat em... I suppose you learn something new every day lol.
All posts are made with only the intent to entertain myself and should ONLY be read with the understanding that they are FICTICIOUS. I do not warrant information I provide for use in illegal activity of any kind nor do I condone it for any reason. Furthermore, I am not, I have never, nor will I in the future, take ANY part in illegal activites.
My nuts are doing quite fine, and this was more of a personal challenge than anything, it's about the only part of my body that I had not yet had the guts to tattoo, Please everybody come through with your money, my wife just had our baby on the 23rd and he is in critical condition even though my wife did everything perfect, completely unexpected http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/5789294/an/0/page/0
I also sent out today, in the form of cash. Should get there within the next 3 days or so.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
If my envelope hasn't arrived yet it should be there tomorrow, monday at the very latest (if the PO is running slow) I'd assume. I wrote you a little note and also put my shroomery name on the $20 to make sure you know who it was from.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
-------------------- "There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third."-the man in the middle
-------------------- The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do. ---Galileo
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
Shit, I forgot and then left! I'm back now, I'll dig up the PM with his addy.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
Quote: Acidic_Sloth said: you forgot to send me a postcard too.
Me too sloth.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
Do you have a version of this that can be downloaded on hand? I'd like to save it as well.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
I had a hard enough time with mind-over-matter just trying to tattoo my leg.
You've either got one hell of a sturdy hand or you're a paraplegic.
-------------------- On storing pedro tea...
Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out.
Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ...
OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.
Quote: ngnyus said: Ya, I believe everyones all good and accounted for. Thanx to everyone, didn't know it at the time, but I really needed it.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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