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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Chazzersize]
#5935106 - 08/05/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fry Bread
This is a tasty, and inexpensive native american recipe that you can eat plain, or add a plethora of condiments to (ex. butter + honey). Think crispy, doughy, stove top biscuits.
2 cups flour 2 tsp baking soda 1 tsp salt 1 tsp sugar 1/4 c milk mixed with 3/4 c water
Butter/oil/fat for frying
Mix your dry ingredients together, and move to one side of a mixing bowl. Pour your liquids on the other side (don't stir while adding liquid, this will give you hard dough). Mix together with a spoon until just completely mixed, and then start folding and kneading a little.
The dough should be slightly sticky, soft, and elastic (almost like pizza dough). If you need to add more flour, do it slowly while folding. Let the dough sit for 30 minutes or so with a damp towel over the bowl.
Pull off golf ball sized pieces of dough (lightly flour surface as necessary), poke a hole in the center and pat down until about 1/4 in thick or so. Place a few of these on a pan (preferably a heavy skillet) with just enough butter/oil/fat to coat the bottom of the pan over medium high heat. Cook until golden brown, and enjoy.
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Jfisher]
#5937364 - 08/06/06 03:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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thats one easy ass recipe
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
#5937543 - 08/06/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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They're damn filling too, that recipe should feed 3 people easily. If you want to reuse the dough later, coat it with a tiny bit of olive oil, seran wrap it and put it in the fridge.
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Jfisher]
#5940711 - 08/07/06 12:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Check this out!!
BAMBOOZLE NOODLES -
1 small can of Tomato Paste (not Sauce) 1-2 fresh tomatoes 3 pieces of garlic small onion Honey Spices(oregano, Basil, cumin) Meats(choose any meats, also works with Tofu or TVP) Veggies(choose yer faves, My best results are with Mushies and Spinich) water/vinegar
Prepare your favorite pasta, strain and set aside covered.
In a sauce pan cook your meat, add Garlic, Onion, Mushrooms and other veggies. Stir in Tomato Paste add honey to taste.. add small splashes of water or vinegar to keep it moist. Add your pasta and stir it all together.
I can whip this together in under 15 minutes any day, Its amzing for a sauce that cooks as fast as Kraft Diner.... I have done it with JUST pasta, honey, and tomato paste and its still pretty good for ghetto.
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Dickhead]
#5970031 - 08/16/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Here is a sandwich I made the other day. Its awsome stoned!
Bread (of course) Chicken Ceaser dressing Provolone Cheese Lettuce Avacado Crushed Walnuts Dried Cranberries
Try this. The Cranberries may not sound good, but trust me they are taaassstteeeyyy!
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: bazzah]
#5970046 - 08/16/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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sounds healthy as hell
i fuckin love avacado, i'm gonna post my guac recipe soon mmmmmm
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
#5970091 - 08/16/06 04:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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All you need to make anything taste good is either salt, butter, or avacado or any combonation of those things. Its the trinity of goodness!
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: bazzah]
#5970680 - 08/16/06 07:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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dude look at the sushi in my sig
fat ass wedge of tuna 
fat ass wedge of avacado 
fuckin DELICIOUS
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
#5972549 - 08/17/06 11:21 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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nice! I used to work at a sushi bar, just quit a little over a week ago. I should go back soon and grab me some sushi. mmm spider rolls...
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: bazzah]
#5972653 - 08/17/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Fry Bread
This is a tasty, and inexpensive native american recipe that you can eat plain, or add a plethora of condiments to (ex. butter + honey). Think crispy, doughy, stove top biscuits."
i belive the cree call it bannock ban-uk
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: bazzah]
#5975672 - 08/18/06 11:36 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
bazzah said: nice! I used to work at a sushi bar, just quit a little over a week ago. I should go back soon and grab me some sushi. mmm spider rolls...
yeah its the best food ever
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
#5982265 - 08/20/06 07:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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HomeMade DELICIOUS Chocolate milk.
Ok here goes; this recipe has been handed down for ages, and consist's of two fundemental ingredients. White Milk + Chocolate Syrup. Take a nice clean glass. Layer the buttom with a healthy amount of syrup, then add a good dose of milk, and stir, and enjoi.
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: snoot]
#5982842 - 08/21/06 12:42 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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OOooooh man, you just hit the sweet spot...
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
#6011199 - 08/30/06 10:18 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is something I like to cook often while stoned. It takes a bit of time, but it is well worth it.
butter a warm pan and add much hash browns as you want(the frozen kind you buy). Cook them until they are golden brown on each side, stirring and flipping about every 5 minutes. While the hash browns are going, in another pan, cook up some bacon. Once the hash browns are almost ready, add the bacon, but make sure it is crumbled up in to fairly small pieces.
In a bowl, beat some eggs then pour over the hash browns and bacon in the pan. Start scrambling the eggs after about 15 seconds and keep scrambling until done. Turn down the heat and sprinkle lots of cheese on the top. Salt and pepper, and serve.
Serve with buttered toast if you think you will have room for it.
Some variations, add finely diced onion, green, red, yellow pepper. Celery, etc.
Can add ketchup/hot sauce/salsa
From start to finish it takes about 40 minutes(mostly the hash browns cooking), but it is worth it. It is fairly cheap, somewhat healthy, and delicious. I eat this at least once a week.
Serving sizes. 1 person, 1/3 bag of hash browns, 3 eggs, 4 slices of bacon
2 people, 2/3 bag, 6 eggs, 6 slices bacon etc.
Keep in mind, these a very big servings, as I eat a plate full of this stuff.
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Hank, FTW]
#6012831 - 08/30/06 06:37 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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holy shit that sounds killer dude
i have to buy some hashbrowns as i have pretty much everything else except peppers maybe
thanks dude i'm totally gonna make that this weekend
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
#6013232 - 08/30/06 08:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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SpicyTuna, I've been making those scrambled salsa eggs and the cinnamon toast crunch bars ALOT the last couple weeks. They're sooo good.
I've been playing around with the crunch bars alot. I'm thinking of using melted caramel instead of peanut butter.
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
#6014884 - 08/31/06 09:21 AM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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No prob man, Thought I'd return the favor since I have been enjoying those salsa eggs of yours for some time now. 
Let me know how it goes.
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Hank, FTW]
#6057786 - 09/13/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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My favorite baked off my ass recipe is 'eggies in a basket' my grandma used to make it and I recently saw it n some movie too i think... its easy as hell. not all that great for you tho.
ingredients: Room temperature butter (for the bread) Cold butter (for the pan) Salt (i prefer kosher salt) Bread (i prefer wheat or multi grain breads) an egg a small cup or cookie cutter
1. heat and butter the pan
2. cut hole in bread with small glass or cookie cutter
3. butter both sides of the bread (after hole cut out)
4. salt the pan lighty, drop the bread in the pan
5. crack the egg and drop it into the hole in the bread
6. salt topside of bread lightly
When bottom is toasted golden brown,
7. flip
when toasted
8. flip again onto plate, place room temp. pat of butter on top and eat after it melts.
mine's a bit varieted from the traditional method but nothing special
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: Atheist]
#6057793 - 09/13/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Easiest one is peanut butter, honey and banana toast
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Re: Easy Ass Recipes for Stoners [Re: barfightlard]
#6061912 - 09/14/06 05:52 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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or the classic pb and banana sandwich
fried of course...
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