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InvisibleFungusMan
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WHAT A DAY!!!!!
    #5776670 - 06/21/06 01:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

2 hours after retiring to bed, my wife returns from the doctor and wakes me saying she's pregnant. We never would have imagined that this was possible, beings we were told that, 1.I am supposedly sterile, and 2, due to her endometriosis, she wouldn't be able to conceive. After 7 years together, and being married for a handful of months, we have achieved the impossible. I still don't think it has fully hit me. I cant believe I'm going to be someones father!.!.!.


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Re: WHAT A DAY!!!!! [Re: FungusMan]
    #5776684 - 06/21/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

hey congrats!


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Re: WHAT A DAY!!!!! [Re: Atheist]
    #5776694 - 06/21/06 02:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Damn right! Congradulations and good luck!!


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Re: WHAT A DAY!!!!! [Re: FungusMan]
    #5776701 - 06/21/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:cheers: Congratulations man!


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Re: WHAT A DAY!!!!! [Re: Trav]
    #5776707 - 06/21/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Man it just feels crazy. I was totally un-prepared for this,lol. But, I guess most of us aren't when the time comes. Thnx guys :smile:


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Re: WHAT A DAY!!!!! [Re: FungusMan]
    #5776718 - 06/21/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

that's really something.

Congratulations! :hug:


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Re: WHAT A DAY!!!!! [Re: Rhysaboveit]
    #5776723 - 06/21/06 02:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I hope everything goes well for you :thumbup:


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Re: WHAT A DAY!!!!! [Re: FungusMan]
    #5776795 - 06/21/06 02:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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FungusMan said:
2 hours after retiring to bed, my wife returns from the doctor and wakes me saying she's pregnant. We never would have imagined that this was possible, beings we were told that, 1.I am supposedly sterile, and 2, due to her endometriosis, she wouldn't be able to conceive. After 7 years together, and being married for a handful of months, we have achieved the impossible. I still don't think it has fully hit me. I cant believe I'm going to be someones father!.!.!.






uhhhh...hate to be the bearer of possible bad news but....you might wanna get that checked out. or get a paternity test later on. lolz.

why are you supposedly sterile? congrats tho, mate.


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Re: WHAT A DAY!!!!! [Re: Teragon]
    #5776814 - 06/21/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

paternity test! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! Hahaha jk man, thats sweet. Hopefully its a boy, so you can mold him to be like you in every way!


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Re: WHAT A DAY!!!!! [Re: Hank, FTW]
    #5776873 - 06/21/06 03:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

good job.  apparently your semen has persevered.  :thumbup:


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Re: WHAT A DAY!!!!! [Re: Teragon]
    #5776893 - 06/21/06 03:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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After 7 years together, and being married for a handful of months...




you might wanna get that checked out. or get a paternity test later on. lolz.




it's the ring, it's like as soon as it goes on the finger the conception occurs...


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Re: WHAT A DAY!!!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5776996 - 06/21/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

LOL Pris. The reason I was "sterile", was from a type of radiation I was treated with. To be particular, Radioactive Iodine. I had to take it to kill my thyroid glands. Now, I havent been checked in over a year, but at that time I was informed I was sterile.


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